Some stuff about me:

Name: (READ THE TITLE)

Age: (Insert number here).

Gender: Guy

Job: Psychopath

Likes: Your Mom, Lulz, Slender man, Itunes, Yo mamma jokes, The It Crowd, Klonoa, TV, games, rocks, dogs, foxes, Your Favorite Martian, stuffz that work, computers, trolling the innocent n00bz of ze interwebs, youtube, fan fiction, writing, Sonic the Hedgehog series, downloading music, blah blah blah.

Hates: ALT-F4, blue screen of death (Trust me, it's horrible), the ignorant, the noisy, the loud, the fourth wall breakers, the need-to-use-the-spacebar, the geeky, the crappy, the government, the concept of time, the post-a-fucking-crappy-video-on-youtube, the illegal, the legal, the carbon tax, math classes, english classes, the dumb-asses, the WTF TROLLZ, the letter 'W', the symbol '#', (rants on and on).

Interests: Music, science, digital art, video animation, and writing fanfictionz.

Least fav genre: Sci-fi. And most fantasy in general. I just don't have that 'spark' for it, y'know. Especially si-fi/fantasy movies. That includes star wars, Prometheus (I hope I spelled that right!), and all those other movies. Don't ask why. I'm quite capable of writing & reading the stuff, but when It's in a movie, it doesn't...

Fav game series: Sonic The Hedgehog, or Klonoa.

Fav TV series: (Needs to stop writing and watching shitty sci-fi movies for the heck of it and watch television more often).

General personality: In short, I don't know what I want but I know I want it now.

Explosivefox109 (Youtube account).

explosivefox109@hotmail.com (Hotmail).

The only thing infinite is the universe and human stupidity. - Albert Einstein.
That makes perfect fucking sense...

Proof that I have way to much free time:

Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what was she doing and she said she was movin'
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out...
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
Yo mamas so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.
Your momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
Your momma is so fat that when she sweats she can be used as a steam roller.
Your momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!

(Note: I haven't read all of those, so be warned. Sexual references and cruel humor... NO OFFENSE INTENDED).

phone 1: Rub. Rub. Rub Rub Rub...neck. Rub Rub... Elbow mash. Rub.
phone 2: ????? What are you doing?
phone 1: Sending you a text massage. Rub. Rub... Rubba rubba.

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Goodbye Neil Armstrong. May your spirit fly the stars and walk the Moon's heavenly surface once again. We'll miss you but never forget.

Upcoming Stories:

A one-shot or two.

Something to do with prison.

INSERT MORE INFO HERE.

Swirl's Ultimate Guide to Writing ORIGINAL Sonic Fanfiction.

Step One: Don't write a 'high school' story. That theme drives me insane. And the names... oh god. 'Chaos High', Mobius High'... all complete RATSHIT. Like everything else on the internet, people just stretched it and stretched into a now pointless piece of RATSHIT!!.

I wouldn't care is it had Chuck Norris butt-fucking Mario in it, the idea of using the Sonic Team as high school students is STUPID!!!

unless there's sex in it

Step Two: No fanchar/cannon character relationships. Romantic, friendly or sexual, this concept has gone DOWN THE DRAIN. It ruins your fanchars originality as well as ruining your fanfic. Don't do it, for the sake of my sanity.

Step Three: DON"T WHATCH THE NEWS. IT WILL WRECK YOUR WAY OF THINKING AND BEFORE YOU ALL PM ME ASKING 'Y R U USING CAPS?', I HAVE TO SO YOU IDIOTS WILL READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!.

Step Four: If your story has the plot of 'unlocking characters hidden potential/abilities', then FUCK OFF.

Step Five: The same rule as above applies to the 'war' theme.

Step Six: If your story has a soundtrack, please make it something I can masturbate to. (I'm kidding about the masturbation. But seriously, don't use songs/soundtracks.)

Step Seven: Putting the phrase/question 'will they' as in 'will they find the truth?' is also unoriginal. I am sick to death of seeing that every freaking place I go. STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

The number of unoriginal Sonic fanfics has gone from 1 to 26,740. I'm trying to save Sonic Fan Fiction from destroying itself here, morons.

Now if ya'd excuse me, I got sum stories to write. I'm going to update this once in a while. Thanks for checking in!

Swirl da Squirrel