As the Spare Heir, Prince Edward is looking to blow off a little steam as the festivities ramp up for his big brother's wedding. Inspired by the royal wedding. Rated for language and LEMONS! O/S E/B WARNING: Some E/Alice and E/Jessica action too!

Harry is the Chosen One and that means he gets anything and anyone he wants. With every girl wanting to join his group of elite sluts in his harem how far will they go to be his slaves and future breeding sluts? Hermione slut, Parvati slut, Lavendar slut, Ginny slut, Katie slut. Basically most girls get used here so submission, sex, orgies and degradation. M for a reason!

They say the first friends you have in life are your siblings. They'd do anything for you. When Ginny needs a favour, Ron steps up and they learn the true depth of the love that runs between a brother and sister. GW/RW Lemons.

Bella is tired of her 3 protective older brothers keeping her from getting release, if they won't let any other guy near her, they'll have to take care of her themselves. Smut/lemon/incest

A collection of mature oneshots for Harry Potter, M rated for a reason, read at your own caution

On the influence of his godfather and stories of how much of a stud his dad was, Harry seeks to build himself a harem of Hogwarts's hottest in a 'reinterpretation' of his fifth year. But it turns out that these ideas may be smarter than they seem when it turns out to maybe be just what he needs to defeat a newly risen Voldemort. Commissioned by Zenkichi2991.

Draco and Hermione have a erm, 'arrangement', to take care of each other's sexual needs, read on to know a bit more about their various adventures in bed. (Graphic smut)

Tonks and Lupin decide on a sperm donor to avoid the risk of their child inheriting lycanthrophy, and Tonks chooses Harry. Unfortunately for Tonks, nothing is going to be simple about what she's about to do. Commission for Cypher Three.

Hermione and Ginny are sick of the Slytherin girls popularity. A confrontation is had. A bet is made. And now Hermione and Ginny have no choice but the takeover the school. (With a little help from some friends)

Edward and Bella, along with the Cullens and others, have fun with Costumes, roleplay, toys, games, oils and more. Lots of lemons. No under 18's please. Adult content. Kink, fun, naughtiness and more. Some PWP. Please read A/N. Multiple partners and situations. Fantasies and more included.

What's the harm in upping the ante in a game of poker?

Bella sleeps around. Like a lot. When Edward proves unable to fulfill her many sexual needs, she goes in search of finding someone who can, this means sleeping with anyone and everyone she can. Includes graphic sex, threesomes, foursomes, gay, bi and straight Sex. (Each chapter she sleeps with another person)

Girls. Sex. Parties. Threesomes. Alcohol. Drugs. More sex. Bro's before ho's. That's their mantra. Also, anything goes this summer.

Hermione finds something interesting during her nightly rounds. [Heavy smut]

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

Set in sixth year. On the train home for the Christmas holidays, Hermione tries to find Harry and ends up in one of the last situations she would expect to be in. HarryXHermioneXLavender threesome, minor Ron bashing.

Harry, Hermione, and Luna enjoy some lemony goodness together. Like a whole freaking barrel full of lemons.

Another part of the My Pets Universe, written by my puppy. The requested Harry/Luna story for everyone! As always, BDSM, bondage, dominance, submission, Dominant/Harry, submissive/Luna His mistress left him frustrated, what is Harry to do? Maybe Luna can help...

Story 1: Hermione is a nymphomaniac and when Draco and Blaise find out, they use it for all its worth. And one of her best friends joins in. PWP!.SMUT WARNING! Story 2: Hermione has chosen who she wants...for now. And things are about to become much more complicated. SUMMARY INSIDE!

[AU] James and Harry don't come home late from a party, leaving Ron to console Lilly on the matter of James's infidelity. Commission.

Carlisle is a headmaster at a girl's school. 2 female students need to be disciplined, but they turn the tables on him. My entry for a prompt of the Twilight Kink Fest

Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!

Hermione brews a potion to help Ron and her clear the air and overcome their nerves, but Fleur's presence complicates things a little. Anonymous commission and sort-of-ish prequel to The Setup.

Andromeda is showing a remarkable amount of interest in Ron, and not only is his girlfriend Hermione okay with it, but she has a plan to take it to the next level. Commission for anon.

He caught me squatting in a house after I ran away. He only asked for one thing in order to let me go with a warning. At least we both got some thing out of it. I scratched his itch and he certainly scratched mine. AH, OOC, Oneshot. Warning: STRONG LEMON!

Hotel maid Bella stumbles upon a guest in a compromising position. Sometimes, it's better to watch. Rated M for a reason.

There's only one thing that Molly Weasley has all for herself and she won't give it up for anything. NC-17.

Steamy water, sons, adoptive parents...incest. Quick One-Shot RATED M FOR A REASON! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS

Upon walking in on their girls in nothing but towels, Edward and Jasper are ready for their fantasies to become a reality...

Carlisle walks in on Jasper and Edward just about to do it, and he doesn't like what he sees, so decides to show the boys his way of having fun.. There is no plot to this at all...just smut

When a sexually frustrated Bella have a hot encounter on the shower, can she make the final move in her relationship with Edward? A hot story with fem slash and citrus. If you don t like it don t read it! "You shoot me down but I won't fall - I am titanium"

Stepsiblings Emmett & Bella have fought an attraction for years, but one game of "I Never" compels them to act. Emmett's best friend Edward gets involved, and life gets a little more interesting. Em/B, E/B, Em/B/E. E/B HEA. AH

Isabella witnesses something in her boss, Edward's, office that she shouldn't have. She flees to avoid getting caught and loses a shoe in the process. But did she really get away undetected? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest

Edward and Emmett just broke up. When Edward goes to his club, he sees his ex-lover with his ex-best friend. Only this best friend is opportunistic. why have one when you can have both? Warning: HARDCORE slash/smut smut smut

Going through airport security just got a whole lot better. Meet Customsward.

Bella is dressed and ready to surprise Edward and make that night the best night of their lives, but in turn is surprised when she finds that Edward is not alone...his two best mates have tagged along! BXEXEmXJ. PWP. Lots of lemons.

Orgy, Smut, PWP, EmXB, BXJ, BXJaXFe, BXCXEs

part of the Confessions of a Sinner compilation. Jake gets acquainted with his new neighbor, Nessie.

Bella gets a bit more than she expected when her husband's brother comes to visit.

Edward is in love with Emmet, but he is still with Bella. What does he do? After his night with Bella he feels horrible and goes to Emmett. Come see what happens. Smut, smut, and more smut. You have been warned.

Lately, Ginny hasn't been able to think of anything but Harry and through the help of her best friend Hermione, Ginny encounters many...fun...adventures Rated M for mature content aka sex , includes girl/girl,girl/boy and threesomes. Read at your own ris

Carlisle likes the looks of the woman he's seated next to one evening at a bar - only, she's not a woman. A story of a transsexual nature, suited for adult audiences and themes only.

Isabella Swan carries a well-guarded secret about the older man she grew up next door to. Edward, who harbors his own secrets, makes an innocent discovery about his little girl's best friend.

Babysitterella stays home to watch little Masen for dream couple, the Denalis, while they deal with other duties involved in being responsible parents. After a long stint earning pocket money that way, Bella finds herself alone with Mr. Denali, which ultimately leads to a showdown of epic proportions in the family home. We're not playing games now!

Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.

Shy, orphaned Edward comes to live with his older brother and his wife to finish out his last year of high school, bringing with him a seven-year crush on his sister-in-law. AH

Finally Bella gets to spend time with her three favourite men.

Harry and Hermione grow closer as Ron drifts away from them, and it comes to a head in the Prefect's bathroom.

A new firefighter join's Edward's station. Will the rest of the team be able to put out the fire? *SLASH*

Ginny and Hermione just want some time to relax in the sun, Remus comes by to teach them the benefits of good skin care. SMUT MA. Peer pressure brought out a 2nd chapter

"I bet I could make you feel that good again if not better" Jasper said. J/E slash must be over 18 pwp

PicPromptContest. Emmett is addicted to porn. His past relationships have failed because of his addiction. His friends try and set him up with men, but they don't measure up to Emmett's porn-star fantasy standards. What happens when he meets Edward Masen?

Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.

Hermione goes home for the summer along with her boyfriend, whom her mother seems to take a certain liking to. Lemons, Voyeurism, SoloF, Threesome. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Please review.

Rosalie, Bella, and Jasper together. One-shot Unless you tell me you want more. I might turn it into a full story. Poly. All-human.

Edward gets an eyeful when forced to share a room with adopted brother Emmett. You know you want to know what he sees...

Bella spends her holidays with Edward and his friend - Jasper. What will happen when she finds out she is deeply attracted to them both? This is a PWP story, porn, zero plot, B/E/J threesome, also slash. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.

The girls are ready for their bi-weekly girl's night. What happens when the guys catch them with their hands in each other's cookie jars? Now, they must be punished. No plot really, just smut.

Misplacing the Christmas gifts leads to some unexpected events. Written as a Christmas gift. Sweet and sappy. Edward/Jasper slash. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.

Draco/Hermione/Harry/Luna foursome with not much plot. Just lots of... smut. Yeah. Also vaguely Christmassy, so this feels appropriate.

Emmett will do anything to please his girlfriend Rosalie. That includes being with a guy. EmmettxRosalie. EmmettxJames. EmmettxRosaliexJames.

The next time Mike enters the locker room after practice, the sound of running water is enough to make him burn. He knows Emmett's just on the other side of that wall. Written for the Kink Fest. PWP. Slash. Mature content.

Twikinkfest prompt. Slash. Rated M. Thanks FF for forcing us into boring summaries.

Entry for the Twilight Kink Fest. Riley has a huge crush on Jasper's boyfriend, Edward. Jasper uses this information to everyone's advantage. M/M/M, slash. Warning: There may be rimming.

My entry for the Foreign Exchange Slash story. Edward is working in a library when in walks Demitri. Suddenly all he can think of is getting out of work and over to Demetri's place for some hot hijinks!

Emmett Cullen, tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, falls for a sexy mechanic. Emmett/Jacob. AH/AU. o/s

From the Twilight Kink Fest! Prompt: Riley/Jasper - give me edging, orgasm denial. I want to see desperate Riley, preferably in a cock ring... Contains pretty filthy PWP slash. Edging and orgasm denial, but in a playful way.

Jasper is Edward's booty call when he can't find a vagina good enough, and Jasper is always in. The strange ways of college is once again here to amaze us. A tale of unspoken feelings, sex and friendship, what can go wrong? Rated M for a reason

One flight, one very hot pilot, two flight attendants and two nights in Dubai. My entry for ShareTheLove contest. E/J/B 3some with zero plot and only porn. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.

Submission for the JNG Getting Down and Dirty with the Cullen Boys Contest Jasper is a firefighter by day and stripper by night. He thinks Rosalie will be just another girl who wants him for one night, but his heart may have other plans.

Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.

Felix's favourite movie contains his heroes Emmett McCarthy and Jasper Hale, it's a porn of course and his dream is to meet them and have some fun...

When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot

Nothing like a little personal training with Edward Cullen to burn some calories. Bella gets the best workout ever! Written for Emmy's Pervy Picspirations on PPSS. LEMON E/B O/S

Rated M because it is straight up smut. Smut smut smut. Threesome smut. Ginny/Draco/Harry. It's hot. Smut. Okay.

The Male Cullens plays a poker game with a twist. Rated M for a reason. If you don't like Boy on Boy action then please don't read. This is a ONE-SHOT. WARNING: SLASH

Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.

After a bad week of a hellish job, Edward is looking forward for some time out when the sitter is taking over to take care of the kids... and him. OS, AU, OOC.

Threesome: Bella/Jacob/Paul What happens when the power goes out during a storm?

Twilight fanfic - Bella, a professional photographer, recruits Edward to pose with another man for some erotic photos. AU, OOC, slash and straight mixed. Mature audiences only - 18 and older.

A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.

Dr. Edward Masen has had a bad day. Can his neighbor's house sitter make him forget? O/S AH B&E. LaLaLemon. Will be extending beyond O/S

Steamy, extremely M-rated outtakes and bonus scenes from my Jake/Nessie fic, 'Untouchable'. Rated M for a reason!

Bella is a finalist on America's Next Top Model and made it to the oversees destination. With one photo shoot left, Bella is curious that one of the male models looks like a friend from high school. Lemons/B/E/J. Entry in the Fiction Vs. Reality Contest.

Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.

Edward is being screwed by his wife Bella but is wishing it was his brother Jasper. THis is a SLASH story, you have been warned. I do not own any of the characters but have had fun writing about them and using them for my sick pleasures :D

Edward has a major crush on Emmett...A one shot. This is a slash story. That means boy on boy loving. It is rated M for a very good reason. If you don't like slash then don't read it.

James and Jasper are identical twins that share everything... including the guy that they pick up at a bar named Emmett. M for slash, incest, and a threesome!

One boring Friday night, our Twilight girls decide to play "truth or dare," very stereotypically, leading to very interesting results. Femslash threesome, R/A/B, oneshot, lemon, AH/AU.

After finding she has no way of how to get home, recently single Bella starts to walk, only for someone to offer her a lift, but who is it? And what will this lead to? Lemon, B/C, Oneshot, AH/AU.

Emmett considers himself heterosexual, so when he sleeps with his best friend James, he acts like it never happened. Slash.

"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...

Draco catches Greg wanking off in the boy's showers. DM/GG VERY MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT

Continuation of the O/S 'Need a Little Help'. Bella and Jacob have been together for years, but when aspects of their relationship fizzle out she gets a little 'help' from Jacob's sexy roommate Edward. But it can only be a one time thing. Right? AH OOC

Jasper Whitlock decides he's going to do whatever he can to get Professor Cullen's attention.

Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J

Jasper Cullen and Alice Cullen are adopted siblings who aren't actually related by blood...so sharing one bed for a week isn't a bad thing, right? Taboo lemons and a little bit of language. Mature readers only, please.

Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.

A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations

Edward and Jasper are married, but what happens when a new step brother comes into the picture? EdwardxJasperxJacob. Threesome. AH/AU/SLASH.

Bella needs to get away to focus on writing her next book. The Italian villa she rents holds many distractions, including an enthralling private video collection. When the owner returns, he finds quite the surprise from his mysterious house guest. E/B AH

Edward is a man having complex about his too small penis and a great love for saunas. When his girlfriend Bella asks him to follow her on a weekend trip with her old roommate Alice, the promise of a nice sauna is the thing making him tag along. There he

Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.

What can a boring Tuesday night hold for Bella? Threesome and some femaslah ! A Hot fic Not a romantic story!

Seth's love life is difficult, but its completely worth it. Seth/Emmett...underage warning!

Entry for the Slash/Backslash 2.0. Edward has his heart set on the Mustang at the used car lot but just what kind of deal is the salesman looking to make? AU,AH ExJ, ExC - Slash - Rated M for a reason.

The new boy from Texas and a particularly fast paced senior find themselves attracted and lusting after one another in their AP American History class.

When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn.

With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.

You have to love going to work when it's in an office like this! Very VERY M! AH

Broken off Morphine Fate's 'Wife Swap' story; when Eddy's away, his wife and brother will play. I don't own Twilight. Please review! And check out the main story!

Straight up Jasper and Edward porn; complete with cock rings, dirty talk, phone sex and blindfolding- all in one lovely one-shot. Rated M for the obvious reasons. WARNING: May cause panties to explode.

Edward gets what's coming to him. Futuretake from Say Something Else. Slash, smut, spanking! Edward/Seth, AH, NC-17.

AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.

“Bella, Alice, if you could come with me. There is one last birthday present that I would like to give you." Carlisle shows the girls his basement furniture. My submission for the Forbidden Lemons contest. AH BxCxA

Harry is easily excitable, Ron is inexperienced, Draco is whiny, and Cedric is a slut. Eventually this will be a foursome of epic proportions. If you don't like boy-on-boy, don't read. Also includes language. HxCxDxR.

Emmett’s daughter’s best friend is barely legal and trying to honey suckle her way into his pants. AH. Entry for Forbidden Lemon Contest.

Edward. Bella. And a shower. That pretty much sums it up, so if you want to know more I'm afraid you'll have to read.Rated M for a reason. AU/AH. Three shots.

Jacob walks in on the most beautiful sight he's ever seen. He's in forth ride of a lifetime, and I'm not talking about cars or carnival rides. SLASH & GRAPHIC LEMON. Cheesy, Sleazy PWP. :P

This is a Rosalie/Emmett OT from Careless Whispers.One Sunday afternoon Rose is feeling naughty and she's armed with a plan and a pair of Red Pumps.Emmett's in for a big surprise. Rated M-you should know why! My entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge

Roommates Emmett, Jasper and Alice learn that sometimes reality is better than fantasy. Judge's choice in the PIC's Two's Company, Three's a Party Polyamorous Contest! Em/J/A AU/AH/OOC

She breaks the seventh commandment with his best friend. R&R. Lemon.

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

When Bella Swan sees something she shouldn’t she can’t help her response, and Edward Cullen can’t help but take that response to the next level.

Edward is a janitor at an accounting firm, where Ms. Swan is head accountant. This is one night of Karma Sutra goodness. *********Mature Content******** Lemony sweet. OOC/AH/AU ONE SHOT!

What happens when sue takes her grandson out for a walk leaving Leah alone with her stepdad? Leah/Charlie OOC. Don't read if you don't like Non Canon Couples

Bella Swan is having naughty dreams about a certain green eyed teacher. What will happen when he needs to talk to her about a test she's been failing? AH, Lemons, a bit OCC. My first fanfic. Be nice and review!

Emmett wants to masturbate solo without the use of porn, but then he gets some unexpected visitors. WARNING! CONTAINS INCEST SLASH GAY MATERIAL!

Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.

This is a slash of Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett. When Edward walks in on Emmett and Carlisle... Sexy! Read and review!

Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.

Rosalie's a stripper. Emmett's an undercover cop, busting strippers who take money for illegal activity in private rooms. Rosalie's not taking money but there's sex going on in the champagne room! Oneshot for the Forbidden Love Affair Contest. AU/AH LEMON

Cum in and partake in a quick orgy to release your daily stresses. HP/DM, HG/LL, RW/Solo, audience/solo.

Edward and Jasper are in Arizona on business, but they take a little time to mix in some pleasure when they visit a strip club. ExJ/ExJxB. Oneshot. AU/OOC. Mature: Smut

All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!

Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying

Twilight Characters come to life in this adventure of lust, sex and love. This is a very lemony story and not for the timid, shy or underage reader. If you like Lemons review for faster new chapters. Requests will be taken into consideration.

A VerTired of drunken uncles groping you and grandmas asking when you are going to get a man? Then join the Twilight ladies as they discover the joys of Cougar love during their holiday vacation. AU AH, OOC, written by Acireamos, Gustariana and Lipsmacked

One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN

One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.

More Gay smut, this one involving Emmet, Jasper, and Edward...Yummy

This is a total slash involving Carlisle, Edward, and a little bit of Emmett. Review and tell me how gay it is and how sexy it is. Besides, no one had written a slash between Carlisle and Edward yet, and I felt it was deserved.

The last installment of the trilogy. Will Remus and Sirius play into Luna's hand? What's going to happen if they do? Basically SMUT. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. ORGY-ING. MATURE. SBRLLLHG, all in one big mass. :D For Decimare. ONESHOT.

onseshot Colin Creevey, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and Draco contains threesome, foursome, and eventual fivesome guy on guy girl on girl action, nude photos don't like, don't read

Ginny and Hermione have just came out to Ron and Harry. They react well, surprisingly, and they decide to celebrate down by the lake. After hearing they were a couple Harry decided to follow them. Rated for HarryGinnyHermione threesome. PLEASE REVIEW!

Updated: Chapter two is now up. With HarryHermioneGinny threesome. Rated M for sexual content. Ginny and Hermione escape upstairs in the Burrow and Harry accidentally walks in.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny have had too much to drink and an innocent game of truth or dare has turned not so innocent. rated M for a reason! oneshot

WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.