![]() Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect. Hi, my names Gerald (not real name) and i like anything supernatural or actiony ( is that a word?), I'm a bit of a petrol head and i like rock music, any sub-genre of rock ONLY. My favorite type of cars are classic cars, mainly american muscles. Age: Umm why should i tell you? Country: Jupiter Favorite books: Twilight Saga, Vampire Diaries ( Yes I'm a boy and i like them! :0) and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Favorite movies: Twilight Eclipse, RED, The Fast and The Furious series, The Dukes of Hazzard and many more! Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Numbers, Top Gear, Dukes of Hazzard. Favorite Music Bands: AC/DC, All American Rejects, Bon Jovi, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls, Bring Me The Horizon, Bullet For My Valentine, Crimson Glory, Green Day, Kaiser Chiefs, Lostprophets, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Motorhead, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Ozzy Osbourne, Poison, Sum 41, Tenacious D and lots of others! I'm a little weird Carry on my wayward son by Kansas lyrics: Carry on my wayward son Once I rose above the noise and confusion Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man Carry on my wayward son Masquerading as a man with a reason On a stormy sea of moving emotion Carry on my wayward son No! Carry on, you will always remember Carry on my wayward son Guy's point of view You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and Give the nice guys a chance Holding Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, guys: no grabbing! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! If you haven't stopped seriously stop! Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. HOW GUYS FLIRT He stares at you alot Uses the first thing that pops in his head to start a conversation. He "hits" you He mocks you to make you laugh. He calls you BABY or babe. He worries about your problems along with his own. He looks STRAIGHT in your eyes. He listens to you and remembers thing you say. He takes pictures of you even though you say you hate it. HOW GIRLS FLIRT She steals your things just to so you will chase her. She has a constant smile. She says random things just to get your attention to her. She hugs you. She stares up at the sky thinking...about you. She complains about her hair/make up/clothes etc. She makes her attraction to you obvious. Now... Make a wish STOP! now post this to your profile and your wish will come true in 3 hours. If you don't you will have bad relationships for 2 years for real it works 1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Ezio looked around, in a sense not knowing where to look." 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Chair 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Supernatural 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:51 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Rock Of Ages by Def Leppard 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today, for food 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Facebook 9. What are you wearing? Black skinny jeans, AC/DC top and Green Day hoodie 10. Did you dream last night? Dunno 11. When did you last laugh? Today, at my mate's joke 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Band Posters 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yep TV Turn on to static, no one turned it on. 14. What do you think of this quiz? ok Johnny English: Reborn A 1969 Dodge Charger, a 1967 Chevrolet Impala and a set of private roads *wink wink* I love pie Free use of guns 19. Do you like to dance? No 20. George Bush: I'm English 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Sarah Jensen TOTAL: 0 If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works: 1. Opening Credits: My Chemical Romance - Hang 'Em High 3. First Day of College: Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku Vs Superman 4. Falling in Love: Blink 182 - The Rock Show 5. Kiss Scene: Skillet - Falling Inside The Black 6. Fight Song: Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want 8. Graduating College: Avenged Sevenfold - Welcome To The Family 10. Mental Breakdown: Rock Horror Picture Show - Time Warp 12. Flashback: Queen - We Will Rock You 20. Funeral Scene: Iron Maiden - The Pilgrim 21. End Credit: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit MY BROSFISTS WON'T WORK! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, Black Red Tensai, Centralion,erttheking, CarryOnMyWaywardSonKansas If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Centralion,Erttheking, CarryOnMyWaywardSonKansas When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. |
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