WHAT I'M NOT DOING (OR WAS DOING LAST TIME I WAS ONLINE): Uh... typing up a chapter for Love Just Sucks...

Here is a profile thing of me:

Name: Leah Rose (middle name)

Nickname(s): Lee, Lollipop, Sugar-Shock, The Living Jukebox, Bubblez (yes seriously!) The Candy Angel and some other really weird ones I'd rather not share... They're embarrassing

Age: 13

Personality: Bubbly, Happy, Cheerful, Funny, Charming, Awesome, Polite, Hyper, Boy-Crazy (as my friends say...), Tuneful, Sweet, Caring and some others I'm too lazy to put... HEY! LAZY IS ONE TOO!

Gender: Girl (I think you knew that already)

Hobbies: Swimming, Dancing, Yelling, Running (from my crazy cousin...), SINGING (!!!!), Writing on my hand and some other things

Fave TV Shows: Powerpuff Girls, Mew Mew Powers (the english ones), Mermaid Melody, Powerpuff Girls Z, Good Luck Charlie, Gravity Falls, Sugar Sugar Rune (prob my fave out of my faves!).

Looks: Long Blondish/Goldish hair (usually seen in two low pigtails/high pony) and blue eyes (that need glasses) and I have a big nose (not super big, just a tad bit bigger! Like as in wider. PLZ DON'T JUDGE ME!!!)

Here is some other stuff I found on ZhiZhi the Queen of You all. Sorry to steal from you!

1. One of your scars, how did you get it? Um... falling off my bike while camping. My friends who were there were no help (whatsoever!). They walked back to my RV with me, but they kept laughing at how I fell. Such Gentlemen (sarcasm).

2. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be? A BUNNY! Or maybe a FOX! Both are sooooo cute! I want to be part fox or part bunny!

3. Do you like toothpaste? TOTALLY! Makes me happy! (does a jig)

4. What type of music do you listen to? ANYTHING FAST!!!! No slow songs...

5. Do you know what time you were born? I don't know...

6. What do you want more than anything right now? Super powers! I want super speed!

7. What do you miss? My dog... Kenzie. REST IN PEACE!

8. What is your most prized possession? William, Bethany, Snowflake, Chester and Bubbles (All my sleeping animals)

9. How tall are you? I dont know... about 5'6 maybe.

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Whenever my cousins are near... yes!

11. Do you get scared in the dark? Sometimes, I see stuff in the dark! I once saw a man in the dark and I like literally, peed my pants!

12. The last person to make you cry is? Kenzie. I cried so hard when my parents told me. My cousin was there so it must have been awkward for her.

13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? I am only thirteen and I ain't no perfume sampler. When they talk to me... I IGNORE!

14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender? Blondes with blue eyes are so cute in my opinion! So are brunettes and redheads!

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? I think it would be romantic to be proposed like at a concert or something like that!

16. Coffee or energy drink? Energy drink! I go HYPER!

17. What's your favorite pizza topping? CHEESE! I don't like toppings but Pepperoni is the only topping I will eat.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Peanut Butter and chocolate stuff! YUMMY!

21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? My little Alexandra doll my Nani bought me when I was born!

22. Do you like anybody? Yea... Bradley Steven Perry! I WUV HIM!

23. Are you double-jointed? In my finger. I can move half of it without moving the rest. It looks creepy!

24. What's your favorite clothing brand? Anything from dELiA*s! I love that place!

26. Do you have a pet right now? No but my parents are thinking about getting another dog... BUT NO ONE CAN REPLACE KENZIE!

27. What kind is it? I just said I don't have a pet. But Kenzie was a yellow retriever...

28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? BRADLEY'S LEAVING?! Why is he leaving? I'll miss him! :'(

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? A hug! And possibly a batch of brownies!

30. Say a number between one and a hundred. 13, my lucky number!

31. Blondes or brunettes? I wuv them both!

32. What is the one number you call most often? My aunt Bibi's... she calls me first though...

33. What annoys you the most? THE LEARNING PATH!

34. Have you been out of the USA? Nope… I want to go to Ireland, Italy and Japan though!

35. What are your weaknesses? Pain. I scream, kick and punch when in pain!

36. Have you met anyone famous? I met the entire cast of Good Luck Charlie. I MET MY LOVE!

37. What was your first job? Baking a cake for my brother and cousin's first communion.

38. Have you ever done a prank call? Yes... and it didnt work! Tip of advise, DO NOT call your aunt when she has you on caller ID!

40. What were you doing before filling this out? Typing my next chapter (number five) of Love just Sucks.

41. Have you ever had surgery? No! That stuff grosses my out and I'm perfect! (smile has a flash of shininess)

42. What do you get complimented about most? My hair, Style, Humor, and how I usually answer in Japanese! Watashi fanfics o yondekudasai!

43. Have you ever had braces? No but my dentist says I may need them from my fang-like teeth!

44. What do you want for your birthday? A new phone... MY CURRENT ONE SUCKS! I also want super powers!

45. How many kids do you want? I want lots! I already have names picked out!

46. Were you named after anyone? My two grandmothers' middle names.

47. Do you wish on stars? DUH! Who doesn't! I wish for... SUPER POWERS!

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? My aunts she got for me. I like it but I never payed any attention to the name.

50. Do you like your handwriting? Yea, but sometimes it can kinda go all over the page...

51. What's your favorite lunch meat? Bologna! And pepperoni! Yum!

52. Do you have any bad habits? Biting my finger when nervous and shaking my leg when impatient.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? I dont use CDs, but on my iPod I have the Sailor Moon theme song and people make fun of me... BUT I LIKE THAT SHOW! So HA!

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? OH COURSE! I am wonderful!

56. Do looks matter? I don't really care what people think about me but I like looking cute! .

57. How do you release anger? I scream at my sister and brother and then I hide in the bathroom.

58. Where is your second home? My Nani and Pampa's house!

60. What was your favorite toy as a child? Mitch (my monkey), Birthday Bear, and Froggie (my stuffed frog).

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No! I cried when I saw him! I always say, "The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide."

63. Do you use sarcasm? No! Of course not! (sarcasms)

64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? Mac n' Cheese!

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Someone sweet and someone who likes HUGS AND CUDDLES! Cuz that like all I do!

66. What are your nicknames? Leah, Lee, Bubblez (yes, seriously), The Candy Angel and That Girl (some people forget my name and call me that)!

67. What's your favorite band/singer? I have lots!

68. What's your favorite TV show? PPG, PPGZ, Sugar Sugar Rune, Gravity Falls, Mew Mew Power, Sailor Moon... stuff like that

69. What was your act sat score? Um... what?

70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate/Vanilla mix with Carmel sauce and lots of WHIPPED CREAM!

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes... along with my Fox Paws!

72. When was the last time you worked out? I was just dancing!

73. Did you notice that there's no #64? BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA! What about the Mac n' Cheesy?!

74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? 'Bout 70 miles an hour with my dad...

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Yes and I know how to... (evil grin)... (next morning you see a news report about some 13 year old girl who is hacking computers and putting this on everyone's profile)

76. What are you listening to? Randy Cunningham, Ninth grade Ninja! I dont like the show... BUT NOW I WANT TO BE A NINJA! CURSE YOU CUNNINGHAM!

77. What was the last thing you drank? Deja-Vü! Someone asked me thing earlier... the answer was Sprite! The green Sprite.

78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My cousin, Lexi (AKA, LEMONADE!)

79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Their hair color(s).

80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne...

81. What's your favorite thing to hate? Sprickets (half spider, half cricket)! They live in our basement! And also Mitchell Musso.

82. What's your favorite month of the year? November! My birthday month! WHOO WHOO!

83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? ...Wow...

85. What is your hair color? Blonde/Golden

86. Eye color? Bluey/Green

89. Favorite fast food restaurant? Steak n' Shake.

90. Do you think that people should lie when it's necessary? Sorta.

91. Last thing you watched? Now I'm watching Pair of Kings!

92. Favorite day of the year? Christmas!

93. Play any musical instruments? Piano and I am starting guitar.

94. Republican or Democrats? I dont know... ME PARTY!

95. Kisses or hugs? BOTH! I love both!

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships! DUR!

OK, I'll add some more stuff when I think of it...

1. Blossom

2. Bubbles

3. Buttercup

4. Brick

5. Butch

6. Boomer

7. Berserk

8. Brat

9. Brute

10. Professer

11. Him

12.Mojo Jojo

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

O.O Seriously?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um... yea... o.O HE'S SUPER HOTTTTT!

3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea, a couple... Of Pigs and Ponies and Mirror World Valentine

4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No... JUST KIDDIN! THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE TOGETHER!

5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well... Butch and the Professor is just... wrong. And I guess Brute and Butch would make a cute couple is Buttercup DIDNT exist. But she does and her and Butch are SOUL MATES!

6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Buttercup's going crazy! Tatoos, Drugs, and so much more! Can some fatherly love put her back on the right track? (Hee, thats pretty good!)

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

The world can only hope not!

8. Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

No... But I can change that. *devilish smile*

9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Um... I have no idea... "WHY ME? WHYYYYY!" I dont know...

10. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose

Um... That song "Dontcha wish Your Girlfriend". I dont know the actual name... SORRY!

11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Look at the characters... thats warning enough!

12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Um... "Did you fall out of a pot explosion when you were born? Oh wait! YOU WERE!"

13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I actually am in the middle of one now!

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)

Blossom and Berserk are in a happy relationship? Then Brute runs off with Brick? Blossom, heartbroken, has a hot one-night with Him? Then she goes and gets the wise advise from Butch?! Then she falls in love with Buttercup? WHAT THE HECK?!

15. Make up a story summary regarding characters (1) and (8) in the genre of friendship:

OK, I can do that... Blossom has been fed up with everything going on and having to be enemies with her best friend! Can Brat and Blossom end up being BFFs? Or will their families get in the way? (Wow! I kinda like that! :D)

16. (3) and (10) have been seeing each other for quite some time now and couldn't be happier! But when (10) breaks a fight, (3) learns that (he/she) actually belongs with (13)!

Ooh! This should be interesting! MWAHAHAHAHA! Buttercup and Bullet have been seeing each other for quite some time now and couldn't be happier! But when Bullet breaks a fight, Buttercup learns that she actually belongs with Mojo!

That is freaky on so many levels... I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND! WHAT A HORRIBLE PICTURE IN MY MIND! EW! That is just... wrong!

17. Do you think (4) and (12) are cute together in a Romance/Friendship relationship?

Hmmmm... Brick and Bunny? Um... Romance... I like Blossom and Brick better... But friendship... Yea, I guess!

18. What is a good nickname for (14):

Him... Him... OK, I have one! Creepy-Man-Girl-That-Cross-Dresses (possibly... The world may never know!)

I stole this from some really AWESOME person! msvampireprincess29! Sorry to steal it from you! :(

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94% of boys would love it if you them flowers

6) Lying is actually unhealth.

7) You reall only need apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actully true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89% of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's immpossidle to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the worng thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth tears

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...mak a wish.

WISH REALLY HARD!!!

Your wish has just been recevied.

Copy and paste this in to your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted. XD

if you really want superpowers like the powerpuff girls, copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to this list! butchjojo1,Canzie!, BigBlueBubbleCandyAngel,

If you think they should keep making PPG episodes, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name! BigBlueBubbleCandyAngel,

- I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95,BlossomQueen a.k.a Zahra, KingBrick a.k.a Scott, canzie, BigBlueBubbleCandyAngel,

My Fave PPG: BUBBLES! 2nd is Blossom and 3rd is BC (but I like them all!)

My Fave RRB: BOOMER! I WUV YOU BOOM BOOM! 2nd is Brick and 3rd is Butcheroo (Butch, in case I didnt make it clear for you...)!

No GOD, NO HOPE
Know GOD, KNOW HOPE

When your talking in the hallways with your friends, you tend to walk slower...So ditch them and hurry to class before your late!

Life is like an hour glass glued to the table...Unless you rip it off the table and turn it upside down.

Why not today...

Mend a quarrel
seek out a forgotten friend
write a love letter
Share some treasures

why not today
Give a soft answer
Encourage youth
keep a promise
Find the time

why not today
Forgive an enemy
listen
Apologize if you were wrong
Think of someone eles first

why not today
Be kind and gentle
laugh a little
Laugh a little more
Express your gratitude

why not today
Gladden a heart of a child
Take pleasure in the beauty and wonder of the earth

Speak of love

Speak it again

SPeak it still once again!

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT...so...are..you gonna... prove me wrong? Go ahead try it!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

ITS SO TRUE! YOU WILL ALL KNOW THE NAME OF LEAH ROSE! At some point... possibly... if you have the time...

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!"

A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days". (Haha! This is my fave!)

Friends borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friends loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Best friends helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food (I have food... But Alexis only leaves the bad and/or spoiled food)

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water?!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes (YAAAAAY! NEW SHOES! No one needs to know where I got them! GOT IT?!).

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put this on ur page if u hate racism...

My Cousin called me Racis for mistaking some lady for my aunt... I cried and told him to leave my life! And he didnt listen... CURSE YOU CUZ O' MINE!

Man:where have you been all my life?
woman:hiding from you

Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?
woman:yes that's why i don't go there anymore (I ACTUALLY SAID THIS ONE LAST WEEK!)

Man :is this seat empty?
woman:yes and this one will be to if you sit down

Man :your place or mine?
woman:both you go to yours and i'll go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living?
woman:i'm a female impersonater

Man :hey baby whats your sign?
woman:do not enter

Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertalized

Man:your body is a temple
woman :sorry there are no services today

Man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman:but would you stay there?

Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing!! (LOLZ! I am crying from laughing so hard!)

Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
woman:really i'd put f and u together

man:your eyes there amazing
woman:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Ladies COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!! (I was bleeding from laughing at this thing!)

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (I had a party cuz I had one review... No joke).

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (does the IPod count?).

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm so proud I dont even know what it is! :D).

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off (I think we all know "Stop Breathing to be Cool" isnt on my bucket list).

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile (I just did like... 5 minutes ago).

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile (I always do! :D).

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile (The question was "What is he doing?" when he was only sneezing!).

I call alot of people by the beginning of their names and add "ster" to the end! Like I call myself "Leaster" Cuz my name is Leah! Get it? I call my imaginary boyfriend Lenster! His real name is Lenny! I pretens he's Boomer! Sometimes... BUT HE LOOKS KINDA LIKE A HUMAN VERSION OF HIM! Dont tell people I have an imaginary BF! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! *does anime puppy eyes*

I also call girls with "ette" with the end. Like I am "Leaette".

OK, BYEZA!

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

No one is listening until you fart.

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

Evening news is where they begin with, 'Good Evening', then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

The greatest pleasures in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

People say you can't live without love... I honestly think oxygen is more important.

What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!

If it's not on the first page on Google, it doesn't exist.

When you pee, its like your butt cries. Heck, I would cry too if I was stuffed in a toilet!

1. Kindness is the ability to be nice to someone, even when they don't deserve it.

2. What I don't get is how people always get attacked by sharks. I mean I would start swimming towards land during the first "Dun, Dun"

3. Boys are like purses, cute, full of unnecessary junk, and are always easy to replace ;) (Not all guys)

4. Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there for 8 hours til her friend came. MY question, why didn't the cameraman help her up? (Ah... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

5. I'm tha kinda girl that would burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday!!!

6. I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day. (I had an argument with myself in the middle of the night last night bout' trying to pry my teddy bear (Chester) out of the fridge (don't ask how he got in there))

7. I will give you my heart, I will share with you my dreams, I will let you deep inside my soul, I will even give you my love. But stay away from my chocolate/peanut butter! (Or face the wrath of my frying pan!)

8. Some kid came up to me and started throwing skittles at me yelling "taste the rainbow!" so i started throwing lucky charms yelling "they're magically delicious!"

9. I know I'm crazy, but I'll never go see a therapist. Wanna know why? I'll spell it out for you. The-rapist. See? No way I'm laying down in that office. (Hehehe, I have been to the therapist before... now I scream when my Mom asked me to go again)

10. To the ones who talk behind my back, THANK U for pointing out that I'm ahead of u(: (Hehe)

I love all of these but there are SOO many more funny ones :D:D

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

- If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile

- If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

- If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever run into a door, copy this in your profile.

- If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

- Somebody, for the love of God, copy and paste this onto your profile if you don't think Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread so I know I'm not alone!

- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same thing as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever had to read a book you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

-If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

- If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I am dead... watch your back!)

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What am I laughing at?)

-If you think 13 isn't an unlucky number copy and paste this to you profile (ITS ALL A LIE! I SWEAR!)

-If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy this on your profile!

Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Walk to a wall or corner and stand there. When an employee asks if they can help you, say, "Why won't this door open?"

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile. (I hate abortion! ITS SO SAD! I am dying inside from that! ITS SO SAD! :'(

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

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