Hey-a! You guys could call me Schala or Chrono or Eva. I couldn't care less.

I love: Chrono Trigger, Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, One Piece, Hetalia: Axis Powers/World Series, Polar Bear Cafe, Mario, The Legend of Zelda, The first season of Naruto, NOT Shippuden, some of Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds (lol, CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!), Fullmetal Alchemist/Brotherhood, HunterXHunter, and a TON more :)

*SPECIAL NOTICE* Okay, so I know I haven't updated in a while, so here it is...My story One Piece: An Untold Story will be now complete. I know it is my most popular story, but I lost ALL interest in writing it. If I do continue, the quality will drop. So I decided to finish it. It is better to end a story while it still has decent quality than to continue it and have the quality drop.

My Deviant Art account: There! Now you guys can see what my OCs look like and how I draw (no worries, I'm not gonna be using bases anymore :D and a side note: I will be posting the current conditions of my stories on there)

Favorite pairings:

LuffyxNami (One Piece) everyone can see this coming

FrankyxRobin (One Piece) it just seems fitting...

ItalyxGermany (Hetalia) I just love this couple!!

SpainxRomano (Hetalia) Same thing as GerItaly

ChibitaliaxHRE (Hetalia) so..KAIWAIII!!!!

BulmaxVegeta (DBZ) Hey, what can I say?

YusukexKeiko (YYH) It's pretty cute...

KuramaxBotan (YYH) ...Please don't ask...

RogerxRouge (One Piece) It's just cute...in it's own way...

RoyxRiza (FMA) What can I say? It was meant to be...

Least Favorite Pairings:

LuffyxHancock (One Piece) She's just a bitch...

LuffyxRobin (One Piece) No...just no...

SanjixZoro (One Piece) I see them as brothers in a way...

YamchaxVegeta (DBZ) GROSS!!!!!!!!! *shivers*

*ATTENTION*

Listen carefully, all of the stories I've written (excluding High School Mishaps, PKMN: Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky Revised, and One Piece: An Untold Story) will be taken down and rewritten due to either:

1. Grammar mistakes

2. Spelling errors

3. Mary-Sue inserts

4. Any non-canon stuff I jotted in

Once I get these stories back up, just go ahead and re-fav and re-alert them (although I may finish them before publishing).

Thanks,

SSII

You say Twilight
I say One Piece
You say vampires
I say Pirates
You say Jacob Black
I say Roronoa Zoro
You say Team Edward
I say Team Luffy
You say Stephenie Meyer
I say Eichiiro Oda
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say Trafalgar Law is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think Luffy and Nami
You say Edward
I say Sogeking

One Piece Twilight

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucille

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

Sorry to all people who read this, but I read it on another profile and that stuff freaks me out. Sorry I'm so weak spinned. ;)

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! (Do you want the popcorn with or without butter?)

If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever pulled on a door that said "Push" copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

IF YOUR AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile

If you will never understand why everyone loves Twilight copy this into your profile. Thats only because you're not- brainwashed and stupid?

If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' trix, copy and paste this.

If you think the kids in the Lucky Charms commercial (or anyone else trying to steal cereal; sorry rabbit) should be charged for attempted theft, copy and paste this.

If you copy and paste so much that you often have to stop and think about it, copy and paste this

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile!

If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (does a pole count?)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe you are genuinely in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

You say Twilight
I scream HETALIA!
You say vampires
I say Countries
You say Team Edward
I say Team Italy!
You say Stephenie Meyer
I say Hidekaz Himaruya
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say Ludwig Beilschmidt is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think Germany and Italy!

BEAT THAT! :D

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Duck-Butt-Hair-Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (I think it looks more like a chicken's butt, but whatever!)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STOP THE PAIRING WARS!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of ltetres in the wrod... if you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

Found that on another persons profile and I couldn't resist! *puts hand behind head* Heh heh...

95 percentage of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump assholes!" (same goes for Miley Cyrus)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile. (ZERO AND TRUNKS BITCHES! XD)

To protect the world from devastation,

To unite all people within our nations,

To denounce the evils of truth and love,

To extend our reach to the stars above,

Jesse!

James!

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light,

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you know this motto by heart.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, All-American Anteater, Final Fantasy1820, lunar2eternalbluecomplete, FatesBestFriend24, SchalaSonII

You say vampire movies? I'm gonna reply 'Dragon Ball Z'.

You say your dream guy's Jacob Black? Mine's Mirai Trunks.

You say Edward Cullen? I say Edward Elric FTW!!!!!

You say Stephenie Meyer? I scream Hiromu Arukawa!

You wanna sprout fangs? I'm hoping for a tail.

You say Twilight? I say "What the... dude. There's this invention called anime."

If you're sick of people obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name.FatesBestFriend24, SchalaSonII

You say vampires, I say SAIYANS!

You say Stephanie Meyer, I say AKIRA TORIYAMA!

You say Bella and Edward, I say VEGETA AND BULMA!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM GETA!

You say Bella, I say BULMA!

You say Jacob, I say KAKAROT!

You say Forks, I say THE UNIVERSE!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

DBZ PWNZ!

The difference between normal fans and Team Four Star parody fans:

Normal fans: see a muffin and think, "yum!"

TFS fans: see a muffin and think, "muffin button!"

Normal fans: Hear the batman theme song and don't really think about it.

TFS fans: Hear the batman theme and sing, "nanananananna dendeeeee!"

Normal fans: Believe in the existance of aliens.

TFS fans: Believe in the existance of albino Namekians.

Normal fans: Hear about the super saiyan and think, "wow!"

TFS fans: Hear about the super saiyans and think, "haven't we heard this one before?"

Normal fans: See Vegeta steal Freeza's Dragon balls and don't react.

TFS fans: See Vegeta steal Freeza's Dragon balls and sing, "i've got a lovely bunch of dragon balls, dodaledodo, here they are all sitting in a bunch, dododo, one star, two star, all as big as my head! Give em a toss, a planet across, that's how Vegeta wins, buh bye!"

Normal fans: See someone get hit and shudder in horror.

TFS fans: See someone get hit and yell, "DOOOOOOOOODGE!"

Normal fans: When chased, hide.

TFS fans: When chased, yell, "QUACK!"

Normal fans: See something gay and sweat drop.

TFS fans: See something gay and think, "It sure is Zarbon in here."

Normal fans: Call Dende and Nail by their names.

TFS fans: Call Dende and Nail big green and little green.

Normal fans: Curse when the internet stops working in the middle of a video.

TFS fans: Say, "See? This is why we need tvvvvvvvvv!"

Normal fans: Call for help.

TFS fans: Yell, "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!"

Normal fans: Shriek when they fall in cold water.

TFS fans: Yell, "F*ck the stream!"

Normal fans: Apologize for pushing their friend off a ladder.

TFS fans: Yell, "have a nice climb back up, BITCH!"

Normal fans: Yell at their brother/sister when he/she defies them.

TFS fans: Remend their brother/sister of the pecking order.

Normal fans: Watch fighting silently.

TFS fans: Add commentary. When their friend asks what their doing, say, "I'm doing commentary, mate!"

Normal fans: Go to the beach on vacation.

TFS fans: Go straight to australia.

Normal fans: Yell when their scared.

TFS fans: Scream, "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Normal fans: Go to someones house and say, "Hey!"

TFS fans: Go to someones house and say in a creepy voice, "We're heeeeeeeeeeeere. Mates."

Normal fans: Think Twilight(Eww) will rule the world.

TFS fans: Know for a fact that TFS will rule the world.

Normal fans: Read this and have a WTF?! face.

TFS fans: Read this, grin, and repost it on their profile. XD

If you hate it when people review, but only leave something like, 'great story!' or 'update', copy and past this into your profile. (THAT'S ALL THEY EVER DO FOR ME! I came here for critiques!)

Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik. (Yes, yes I do...)
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans:When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!" (I personally would say Bakura, or Marik)
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless. (*fingers crossed* Please be Yami Bakura, please be Yami Bakura!)
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and receive many awkward stares XD)

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5D!)

...B... Put this
...A... On your
...K... Page
...U... If you're
...R... A fan of
...A... Bakura!
...!!... It shows you care! :)

You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you -

1) Think all villians are hot

2) Don't mind going grey anyway

3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami

4) Want a trench coat

5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity

6) Think Tans are super sexy

7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do

9) Think mullets are dead hot

10) Think Little brothers are just the best (I love mine)

11) Would go gay for some characters

12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!

13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series

14) You think genders don't matter anymore

15) CROSSDRESS (...most of the time XD)

16) Have read this like 5 times

17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan (this applies for Hunter X Hunter too..I carved 'Hisoka' into my bedroom wall)

18) You are a fangirl

19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh(and i never let them forget it!)

21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck

22) You often quote characters

23) You will repost this

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

u have 13 minutes

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You say Twilight. I say Harry Potter.

You say Vampires. I say Wizards.

You say Renesmee, the Half-Blood vampire. I say Professor Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince.

You say Jacob Black. I say Sirius Black.

You say Team Edward. I say Team Weasley.

You say Edward Cullen. I say Cedric Diggory.

You say Bella & Edward. I say Ron & Hermione.

You say Bella. I say Bellatrix.

You say the Volturis. I say the Malfoys.

You say Stephenie Meyer, the joker. I say J. K. Rowling, the Queen.

You say shapeshifters who change when they're pissed. I say werewolves who contort in the moonlight.

You say romance. I say adventure.

You say emo girl who can't fight her own battles. I say feisty ginger who packs a mean punch.

You say Washington. I say Scotland.

You say American. I say British.

You say divorce. I say death by evil leader.

You say Victoria. I say Voldemort.

You say 'Oh my gosh their making the final part into 2 movies'. I say 'Yeah, they're copying a series they can never live up to'.

You say 7 amazing years worth of emo girls and I-had-spicy-tuna vampires. I say 14 PHENOMENAL years worth of suspense, adventure, drama AND humor.

You're in a phase that will blow over in a year or two. I'm in an era that will never not see the light(:

Because Twilight is just a phase...Harry Potter is a way of life

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class sky clad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

DBZ OCs:

Name: Son Chrono Schala Son II

Gender: Female

Age (in DBZ: Retold): 3-20

Age (in YYHZ): 14

Family: Son Goku (dad), Son Gohan (older brother), Son Chi-Chi (mom), Shuichi Minamino (cousin in YYHZ only), Ox King (grandpa)

Name: Son Chiyoko

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Family: Son Goku (dad), Son Gohan (older brother), Son Chi-Chi (mom), Ox King (grandpa)

Yu-Gi-Oh OC(s):

Name: Kairi Muto

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Deck Type: Spellcasters

Family: Yugi Muto (little brother), Solomon Muto (grandpa)

Chrono Trigger OCs (In a few fanfics in progress):

Name: Kida

Gender: Female

Age: 17-18

Family: Crono (twin brother), Marle (sister-in-law), Gina (mom)

Name: Radical Zeal

Gender: Female

Age: 17-20

Family: Magus/Janus (Older brother), Schala (Older sister), Queen Zeal (mother)

Name: Keith

Gender: Male

Age: 17-18

Family: Crono (older brother), Marle (sister-in-law), Gina (mom)

One Piece OC(s) (I haven't introduced some of them yet):

Name: Monkey D. Flare

Gender: Female

Age: 17 (pre-timeskip) 7(flashback) 10(flashback) 19(post-timeskip)

Family: Monkey D. Luffy (identical twin brother), Portgas D. Ace (adoptive older brother), Monkey D. Garp (grandpa), Monkey D. Dragon (dad)

Name: Gol (later on Monkey) D. Akira

Gender: Female

Age: 16(when first introduced/flashback) 28(flashback) 40(pre-timeskip) 42(post-timeskip)

Family: Gol D. Roger (older brother), Monkey D. Luffy (son), Monkey D. Flare (daughter), Portgas D. Ace (nephew)

Name: Kurai D. Kai

Gender: Female

Age: 20

Family: Unknown

Fanfictions I'm working on:

One Piece: An Untold Story- Working on Chapters 7 and 8 as we speak.

PKMN Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky- Slowly working on Chapter 3, might be up by December-January at the most.

High School Mishaps- Not going to work on until I update my other two fics.

Fanfics I have ideas for (may post them later):

The Fire and the Kitsune (OP)- A young revolutionary suddenly finds herself in a weird situation with the Whitebeard Pirates, and how does she know Ace?
Genre: Adventure/Romance
Rating: T
Characters: Ace
Pairings: Ace/OC, some Luffy/Nami and Zoro/Flare once I get there.

Adventures of the Second Straw-hat Generation (OP)- The adventures of Luffy and Nami's daughter, Monkey D. Nomiko (Belle for short) and her cousin, Zoro and Flare's son, Roronoa D. Akira, along with their best friends, Franky and Robin's daughter and son, Nico Oliva and Nico Tom.
Genre: Adventure/Family
Rating: Maybe K or T, not sure yet...
Characters: No canon One Piece Characters
Pairings: None yet

Pokemon Violet (PKMN)- Violet was a shy, young girl who loved Pokemon. Once she turned 10, she set out with her Pokemon partner, Treecko, and had a dream to become the world's best Pokemon Trainer and set off on her own journey!
Genre: Adventure/Humor
Rating: T
Characters: No canon Pokemon Characters
Pairings: None yet

Well, that's it for my incredibly long profile...see ya in the fanfiction world! :)