6 months into their bipolar partnership, Black Widow and Hawkeye are still trying to figure each other out. Coming from completely different worlds they work through missions that define who and what they are to each other. Set 9 years before "Avengers", watch Clint and Natasha build a partnership to surpass all others.

"It is scarcely an exaggeration to say that when fighting at each other's side...they would overcome the world." - Socrates, in Plato's Symposium. He was supposed to kill her. She was supposed to be the perfect operative, obedient to a fault. Turns out they both have trouble following orders. The story of two master assassins trying to make up for the sins of their pasts.

Of COURSE Fury would come up with a list of things the Avengers shouldn't do. And who would they be if they didn't do them? Everything that can and will happens. They snark. They drink. They...have object wars? Based off of skiddliebop's "They have rules?" One shots in no chronological order. Romanogers, Clintasha, Stony...I play with everything. But Pepperony. Always Pepperony.

It's been two years and Jane Foster is ready to toss in the towel. A certain Thunder God thinks otherwise. Thor/Jane movie verse with comic elements. Please read and review!

The Avengers discover fanfiction. Hilarity, feels, drama, romance, smut, and maybe some action ensue. Mainly Clint & Natasha, some Tony/Pepper and the whole team. Rated MA for later chapters.

Captured and made to cross a line they swore they would never cross, Natasha and Clint go through their toughest challenge yet. BlackHawk eventual HEA. Warnings are listed in each chapter, so please read carefully. Now Complete.