HEY MY PEEPS!!! i love manga, some anime, MUSIC, animals, friends, family, READING, fanfiction (obviously XD), greek mythology, and much, much more stuff lol. i have several different OCs on different websites and they are all a part of me lol! i cant think of anything else to write about myself right now so BYE BYE MY UNICORNS!!

OC:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians-

Name: Laney Cassidy

Godly parent: Artemis

AGE: 14

STEROTYPE: Scene

LOOKS: Black hair with emo cut, around 5' 4.5", skinny (not too skinny), olive skin tone, big, bright emrald green doe eyes.

CRUSH: Nico Di Angelo

PERSONALIY: Kind, cosiderate, can get jelious and alittle mean, prankster, loves music, drawing, singing/ dancing, extremely crazy (but you might not see it), fun loving!

MOTHER: Artemis (Secret to how ;) )

FATHER: Jim (adoptive, doesnt know realy father)

ABILITIES: has dead on aim, see in the dark, powers from her mother,

WEAPONS: sword, sais, bow and arrow, dagger

ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal You feel most active at night.

DEMETER

You own a garden You like the great outdoors You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (every plant I touch dies, :( )

ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card.Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. ( I still get good grades anyways, it's called studying from google)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in generalA deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition.You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

PERCY JACKSON PWNZ. VAMPS SUCK;)

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/FayeJackson

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

LiLi-GirlwithALOTofIdeas

I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares/Sam

Lilly Luna Chase/Lil (daughter of Apollo...Woot!)

AtlantaJacksonPercysLittleSis

Artemis6634 ( Artemis is my mommy yeah booooooiiiiiii! )

Amber Tate ( ATHENA!!!! Im an owl head! *laughs manically* *nearby people start backing away slowly*)

Blackstream7 (Artemis is my mom too! FOREVER A MOON GURL!!!)

If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy this onto your profile.

If you support Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1. Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth

2. Favorite guy character? Nico Di Angelo

3. Favorite girl character? Annabeth, Thalia

4. Favorite God? Apollo

5. Favoite Goddess? Artemis (MY MOM!!)

6. Zeus, Poseidon or Hades? Poseidon

7. Is Luke hot? Not to me

8. Would you join the hunters? No, but they are awesome!

9. Archery or sword fighting? BOTH!!!! (cant chose one now can I?!?)

10. Iris messaging or Hermes express? Iris Messaging

11. Favorite minor God/Goddess? Hestia or Hecate

13. Least favorite? Janus

14. Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Depends

15. Favorite couple? How is this differant from favorite pairing? Percabeth, Nico/OC XD

16. Are you a demigod? HADES, YEAH I AM!!!!!

17. Who would be your parent? Artemis (YES! TAKE THAT ZEUS)

18. Favorite minor character? Thalia, Nico (Not considered a minor character to me but to some he is :( OH WELL!)

19. Ethan or Luke? Ethan

20. Favorite monster? HELL HOUNDS!!!

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I scold my younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When someone doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Sirius Black

Hermione or Cho?
Hermione.

James Potter or Snape?

James Potter.

Hagrid or Snape?

Hagrid.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

The Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

Animagus

Fleur or Tonks?
Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna Lovegood.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Dumbledore.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?
Grawp.

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?
HoneyDukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Chocolate frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors?
Aurors.

Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Dumbledore.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?
Narcissa Malfoy

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

First.

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost

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SAVE DANNY PHANTOM!

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

Other Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

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THE 204 Flaws in the PJO Movie

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?

2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?

3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?

4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.

5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)

6. Why's it high school?

7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?

8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?

9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?

10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?

11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?

12. When is Grover such a perv?

13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?

14. Why does he have crutches?

15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.

16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.

17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap

18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.

19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.

20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.

21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.

22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.

23. What happened to the Fates?

24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?

25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet

26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?

27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)

28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?

29. What about Montauk? 30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?

31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.

32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.

33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?

34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?

35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?

36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.

37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?

38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?

39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?

40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?

41. What happened to Argus?

42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?

43. What about nectar and ambrosia?

44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.

45. What about Dionysus?

46. The Minotaur horn?

47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.

48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?

49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?

50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?

51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?

52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?

53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.

54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.

55. What happened to Clarisse?

56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?

57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?

58. The sacrifices?

59. Magic goblets?

60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.

61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?

62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?

63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?

64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?

65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?

66. His pan pipes?

67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?

68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?

69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?

70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?

71. What happened to the Oracle?

72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.

73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.

74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.

75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.

76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?

77. What happened to Thalia's pine?

78. Half Blood Hill?

79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?

80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?

81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.

82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?

83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?

84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?

85. Or a map? 86. Persephone's Pearls?

87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?

88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.

89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.

90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?

91. Where'd that mortal come from?

92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"

93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?

94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?

95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?

96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?

98. HOW the heck do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!

99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)

100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?

101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?

102. What about Gladiola the poodle?

103. That train ride?

104. Since when do they drive to a motel?

105. And Percy swims in a pool?

106. And they keep Medusa's head?

107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?

108. And the Chimera?

109. And the Echidna!

110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?

111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.

112. What about the Nereid?

113. And meeting Ares?

114. And going to the Waterland park?

115. And Aphrodite's scarf?

116. Hephaestus' trap!

117. And the Kindness International truck?

118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?

119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.

120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.

121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).

122. Or get attacked.

123. What happened to the cash cards?

124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?

125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?

126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?

127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?

128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.

129. Where'd the DOA go?

130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.

131. He doesn't burn some money.

132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!

133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.

134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?

135. And has pet hellhounds?

136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!

137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus. 138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.

139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed. 140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.

141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.

142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.

143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.

144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)

145. Grover doesn't stay back.

146. Sally's supposed to stay back.

147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )

148. It's supposed to show up in his pack. 149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE. 150. They don't go directly to Olympus.

151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.

152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.

153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?

154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.

155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.

156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.

157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.

158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?

159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.

160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.

161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.

162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.

163. He finds out his mom is back. 164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.

165. Percy's supposed to go see her. 166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.

167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.

168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.

169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.

170. They're supposed to wear laurels.

171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".

172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".

173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.

174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.

175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.

176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.

177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.

178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.

179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.

180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.

181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.

182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.

183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)

184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.

185. Annabeth has blonde hair.

186. Curly blonde hair.

187. And grey eyes.

188. Percy has green eyes.

189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.

190. And have curly brown hair.

191. And a goatee (oh, the pun). 192. And acne.

193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.

194. With fake feet.

195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!

196. Where's her dagger?

197. Luke's scar?

198. And his quest?

199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?

200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?

201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?

202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!

203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!

204. Yo - where is the Iris Messaging??

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley), Kittykate1798 (Nico di Angelo from PJO), Percabeth and Puckbrina 4ever (Leo from HOO, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson before he became my half-brother, and Puck from Sisters Grimm even though he's obviously Sabrina's. Oh, and Iggy from Maximum Ride. :)) Queen of Air and Darkness (Fred/George Weasley (I can never tell the difference) Nico di Angelo from PJO, Ash from Iron Fey Series (even though I accept that he's Meghan's. Unfortunatly. Sigh.) Puck from Sisters Grimm (curse you Sabrina!) Fang from Maximum Ride (it better be Fax, not Mylan!), Patch from Hush, Hush, Cam from Fallen, Anubis from the Kane Chronicles, Kartik from the Gemma Doyle Trilogy, The Mystery Keeper (Puck, Mustardseed and Peter Pan from Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson, Peeta Mallak, TPJS and HEAPS more...), TheCursedOne (Anubis, Nico Di Angelo, Artemis Fowl, and Apollo (from PJO)). silvershadowrebel (Nico di Angelo, Fang, Percy Jackson, Sirius Black, Gilan (Ranger's Apprentice), Blackstream7 (NICO DI ANGELO, Christophe-Strange Angels, Denver Beck-Demon Trapper's Daughter, Cam-Fallen, and a couple more ;) !)

What a boyfriend should do.

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Favorite/ and or Memorable Quotes:

" With great power comes a great need to take a nap... wake me up later."

-- Nico Di Anglo (Favorite of the favorites lol)

"The more you read the more places you will go, the more place you go the more things you will know."

--Dr. Seus--

"You'll find that hard to prove, he lived about a thousand years ago for all we know you could be."

--Hermione Granger. (page 196 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.)--

"Wizard? I can't be a wizard I'm I'm just Harry."

-- Harry Potter--

"Athena always has a plan."

-- -Annabeth Chase--