I live in the states in New England (603)

I love NCIS, Castle, Mentalist, Rizzoli and Isles, Stitchers and so many more.

I Hope you like my stories and if you want to see anything in them please PM, me.

I also hope that people are reading my stories.

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
15. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."
16. You have hooked your family and friends as well
17. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."
18. You make it a point to drink coffee black
19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween
20. You reference NCIS in your homework
21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

You're a castle fan if

1. You've read all the Richard Castle books

2. automatically went to page 105 in Heat Wave

3. if you can follow the dialogue perfectly for every episode you've ever seen

4. if you're friends know not to disturb you Monday nights or Tuesday mornings

IF Your reading this JUST BELIEVE, YOU'VE GOT THE MAGIC IN YOU

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one

". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we’ve been told XD)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber se

x I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

“[Tyson’s] doing much better than I expected. Though ‘peanut butter’ is a strange battle cry.” Poseidon, The Last Olympian

“Son of Hades.” Kronos spit on the ground. “Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?” “Your death,” Nico said, “would be great for me.” The Last Olympian

While Zeus was talking—some long speech about the bravery of the gods, etc.—Annabeth walked in a stood next to me. She looked good for someone

who'd recently passed out. “Miss much?” she whispered. “Nobody’s planning to kill us, so far,” I whispered back. “First time today.” I cracked up. The Last Olympian

“I’m Dylan. I’m so cool, I want to date myself, but I can’t figure out how! You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!” Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

[Percy] was reluctant to share his one clear memory: Annabeth’s face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid. She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought. The Son of Neptune

Part of [the other team’s] problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defenders’ ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic. The Son of Neptune

Mars pulled a scroll from his utility belt. “Anyone got a pen?” The legionnaires started at him. Mars sighed. “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!” He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up. “There!” Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. “A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on your floor, whatever.” Octavian read the scroll. “This says, ‘Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.’” “Yes,” Mars said. “Is that not clear?” “Well, my lord… usually prophecies are unclear. They’re wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and…” Mars casually popped another grenade off his belt. “Yes?” “The prophecy is clear!” Octavian announced. “A quest!” The Son of Neptune

Percy and Frank stumbled backward. “Um… is that thing tame?” Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. “I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’” “You speak horse?” Hazel asked. “‘Baby man’?” Frank spluttered. “Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing,” Percy said. “Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.” "Then you and Arion should get along fine,” Hazel said. “He’s a son of Neptune too.” Percy turned pale. “Excuse me?” The Son of Neptune

“Here’s a tip, Alcyoneus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don’t set up base in the part that’s only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.” Frank Zhang, The Son of Neptune

“Hazel, I am seriously going to wash your horse’s mouth with soap.” Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune

“That was the downside of dating the smartest girl at camp: You learn stuff.” Percy Jackson on Annabeth Chase, The Son of Neptune

[Julia] offered Hazel a gold pirate hat. “I’m gonna be Percy Jackson when I grow up,” she told Hazel solemnly. Hazel smiled and ruffled her hair. “That’s a good thing to be, Julia.” “Although,” Frank said, picking out a hat shaped like a polar bear’s head, “Frank Zhang would be good, too.” “Frank!” Hazel said. The Son of Neptune

“Hey!” said the guy in the video. “Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I’m the…” He looked off screen and yelled: “What’s my title? Am I like admiral, or captain, or—” A girl’s voice yelled back, “Repair boy.” “Very funny, Piper,” Leo grumbled. He turned back to the parchment screen. “So yeah, I’m… ah… supreme commander of the Argo II. Yeah, I like that! Anyway, we’re gonna be sailing toward you in about, I dunno, an hour in this big mother warship. We’d appreciate it if you’d not, like, blow us out of the sky or anything. So okay! If you could tell the Romans that. See you soon. Yours in demigodishness,and all that. Peace out.” The Son of Neptune

My life is a series of odd events that are suitable for mental breakdowns but if you ask anyone of my friends they will say I am a hyper devil so...HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her time reading, writing or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak, either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows how to be proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird it's a compliment.), who loves reading and writing and doing things that no one seems to have time to do any more, who can express herself better with words then actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of thew little things. Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time they are unique but not alone : Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysaresodrag, The Dawn is breaking, secilmis yazar,Holly Marie Fowl,FlyingToasterUnite, Cannibilistic Skittles, Puckabrina Rules, As White As Snow, Blood Bond Rose/isodon'tdowritersblock/CinderLunar, Penguinlover5527, annabethrocks, wisegirl71301

Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sisters Grimm.

There's not much to tell. Well, some things about me:

Gender: Girl

Age: Why do you need to know? O_O

Favorite number: 13

Favorite color: I don't have one, I like them all. But if I had to choose one, it would be teal.

Favorite season: Fall

Favorite book series?

The Sisters Grimm

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Heroes of Olympus

The Kane Chronicles

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

The Trials of Apollo

Favorite pairings?

Percy/Annabeth

Puck/ Sabrina

Real friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

Punctuation is very important to our everyday lives. For example:
"Let's eat Grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"
Just one little comma can make such a big difference!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

because I know what the Olympians know!

The Sisters Grimm Pledge:

I promise to remember Sabrina,

Whenever I blow a gasket

I promise to remember Briar Rose,

When I see someone in a casket

I promise to remember Puck,

When I hear the word "fairy"

I promise to remember Bess,

Whenever I'm in a dairy

I promise to remember Granny

When I see an old lady with a flower in her hair

I promise to remember Veronica,

Whenever someone gives me a glare

I promise to remember Daphne

When I have no earthly cares

I promise to remember Uncle Jake,

Whenever I see someone mourn

I promise to remember Mirror,

When I see someone with a heart of thorns,

I promise to remember Charming,

Whenever I see a cocky guy

I promise to remember Tobias Clay

When I see a sad guy sigh

I promise to not kidnap baby boys

For Basil Jr.'s sake of course,

I promise to remember Moth,

Whenever I see someone use an evil force

I promise to remember TSG,

Wherever I may go,

And buy ninety copies

So I can let my obsession show!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I started doing that and even call my pen Riptide :P)

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

READER'S RIGHTS

The right to read.

The right NOT to read.

The right to not finish books.

The right to skip & skim pages.

The right to reread.

The right to read anything.

The right to read banned books.

The right to mistake a book for real life.

The right to read anywhere.

The right to read aloud.

The right to fall in love with characters in books.

The right to know what everyone else is reading.

The right to have too many books.

The right to carry a book wherever you go

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated..

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin

Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Maturity is overrated.

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

You smile.I Smile. You cry. I cry. You jump off a bridge. I'M GONNA MISS YOUR E-MAILS!!!

PERCY JACKSON QUOTES!

"It smelled just like any public bathroom, and I was thinking - as much as I could think with Clarisse ripping my hair out - that if this place belonged to the gods, they should have been able to afford classier johns." Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force is really trying to mess up your day." Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief

I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it." "Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle." The poodle growled. I said hello to the poodle. The Lightening Thief.

"Where I had been standing a moment before was a ragged hole in the side of the Arch, with melted metal streaming around the edges. Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument." Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief

"I don't know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me—" "Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the problem now?" I demanded. "Me, go with you to the... the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?" The Lightning Thief

[Annabeth] put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" The Lightning Thief

[Charon] looked us over. "How did you die, then?" I nudged Grover. "Oh," he said. "Um... drowned... in the bathtub." "All three of you?" Charon asked. We nodded. "Big bathtub." Charon looked mildly impressed. The Lightning Thief

"Percy..." Grover said. "That was so incredibly..." "Terrifying," Annabeth said. "Cool!" Grover corrected. The Lightening Thief

"Besides, my mom had made me promise not to use deadly weapons in the apartment after I'd swung a javelin the wrong way and taken out her china cabinet." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse then trios of old ladies, it's bulls." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didn’t help his mood.” Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“Well, actually, [the flying ram] carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.” “It was probably important to her.” Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

“Percy,” Annabeth said, “that was so—” “Generous?” Grover offered. “Insane,” Annabeth corrected. The Sea of Monsters

“Ah, we saw [Luke] all right,” I said. “But—” “You weren’t able to talk sense into him?” “Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death. ” “I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.” Percy Jackson and Hermes, The Sea of Monsters

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is remind each other that we’re related, for better or worse… and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.” Hermes, The Sea of Monsters

"My mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. She's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it." Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

“Dance, you guys!” Thalia ordered. “You look stupid just standing there.” I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. “Well?” Annabeth said. “Um, who should I ask?” She punched me in the gut. “Me, Seaweed Brain.” “Oh. Oh, right.” The Titan’s Curse

“You must forgive my Hunters if they do not welcome you,” Artemis said. “It is very rare that we would have boys in this camp. Boys are usually forbidden to have any contact with the Hunters. The last one to see this camp…” She looked at Zoë. “Which one was it?” “That boy in Colorado,” Zoë said. “You turned him into a jackalope.” “Ah, yes.” Artemis nodded, satisfied. “I enjoy making jackalopes.” The Titan’s Curse

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant." The Titan's Curse

“Sure, sis.” Then [Apollo] raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. “I feel a haiku coming on.” The Hunters all groaned. Apparently they’d met Apollo before. He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. “Green grass breaks through snow Artemis pleads for my help I am so cool.” He grinned at us, waiting for applause. “That last line was only four syllables,” Artemis said. Apollo frowned. “Was it?” “Yes. What about I am so big-headed?” “No, no, that’s six syllables. Hmm." He started muttering to himself. Zoë Nightshade turned to us. "Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. 'Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I'd had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a goddess from Sparta—" “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself. The Titan’s Curse

“It seemed weird calling a teenager ‘sir’, but I’d learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then they blew stuff up.” Percy Jackson on Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“Hey, I’m the god of prophesy. I know stuff.” Apollo, The Titan’s Curse

“And, whoa!” [Nico] looked at Mr. D. “You’re the wine dude? No way!” Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. “The wine dude?” “Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I’ve got your figurine.” “My figurine.” “In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you’ve only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you’re the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!” “Ah.” Mr. D truly seemed perplexed, which probably saved my life. “Well, that’s… gratifying.” The Titan’s Curse

God alert, Blackjack yelled. It’s the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. “The next person, or horse, who calls me the ‘wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!” The Titan’s Curse

[The homeless guy] cleared his throat and held up his hands dramatically: “Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.” “Apollo?” I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.” “A god named Fred?” “Eh, well…” The Titan’s Curse

Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. “That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” “Which one is me?” I asked. “The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested. “Oh, shut up.” The Titan’s Curse

Aphrodite waved her hand irritably. “No, no. I leave the details to you. But it’s been ages since we’ve had a good tragic love story.” “Whoa, first of all, I never said anything about love. And second, what’s up with tragic?” “Love conquers all,” Aphrodite promised. “Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?” “Didn’t they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?” “Pfft. That’s not the point.” Percy Jackson and Aphrodite on finding Annabeth Chase, The Titan’s Curse

“Let us find the [Hoover D]am snack bar,” Zoë said. “We should eat while we can.” Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?” Zoë blinked. “Yes. What is funny?” “Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. “I could use some dam french fries.” Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.” Maybe it was just the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at us. “I do not understand.” “I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said. “And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I want to buy a dam T-shirt.” The Titan’s Curse

“Now, as far as I knew, [Luke] was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while his chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by bit, in a gold sarcophagus, biding his time until he had enough power to challenge the Olympian gods. In demigod-speak, we call this a ‘problem’.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Yay!” [Tyson] said. “Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!” I hoped he didn’t mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we’d have a lot of fun this summer. The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Chiron insisted we talk about it in the morning, which was kind of like Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Very powerful,” Tyson said. “Wonderful! As tall as the sky. So strong they could break mountains!” “Cool,” I said. “Unless you’re a mountain.” The Battle of the Labyrinth

Cherry-colored cows roamed around, grazing on clumps of grass. “Red cattle,” Annabeth said. “The cattle of the sun.” “What?” I asked. “They’re sacred to Apollo.” “Holy cows?” “Exactly.” The Battle of the Labyrinth

“New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don’t BACK OFF!” Percy Jackson to a class of young telkhines, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“But you’ll be killed!” “I’ll be fine. Besides, we’ve got no choice.” Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. “Be careful, Seaweed Brain.” She put on her hat and vanished. I probably would’ve sat there for the rest of the day, staring at the lava and trying to remember what my name was, but the sea demons jarred me back to reality. The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Hey, I’m usually about to die. Don’t worry about it.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.” Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“That sucked,” [Nico] said, which I thought summed things up pretty well. Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo on seeing Kronos rise again,The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” Percy Jackson to Rachel Elizabeth Dare, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Demigod dreams suck. The thing is, they’re never just dreams. They’ve got to be visions, omens, and all that other mystical stuff that makes my brain hurt.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“It’s him,” I said. “Typhon.” I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like No, that’s our huge friend Leroy! He’s going to help us! But no such luck. The Last Olympian

“A half-blood of the eldest dogs…” “Er, Percy?” Annabeth interrupted. “That’s gods. Not dogs.” The Last Olympian

“Either way, I doubted we could stop the prophecy. A blade was supposed to reap my soul. As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“Like Theseus,” Paul suggested. “He was supposed to raise white sails when he came home to Athens.” “Except he forgot,” Nico muttered. “And his father jumped off the palace roof in despair. But other then that, it was a great idea.” The Last Olympian

“Please, man,” I said. “It would mean a lot. For old times’ sake?” [Grover] whimpered. “As I recall, in the old times we almost died a lot.” The Last Olympian

“With great power… comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

[Annabeth] pressed the tip of Seward’s boot, and the statue stood up, its quill and paper ready. “What’s he going to do?” I muttered. “Take a memo?” “Shh,” Annabeth [said.] “Hello, William.” “Bill,” I suggested. “Bill… Oh, shut up.” The Last Olympian

Prometheus [said] “Understand, Percy. You are refighting the Trojan War here…. A great siege. Two armies. The only difference is, this time you are defending. You are Troy. And you know what happened to the Trojans, don’t you?” “So you’re going to cram a wooden horse into the elevator at the Empire State Building?” I asked. “Good luck.” The Last Olympian

Enemy giants moved toward the breach, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths—probably “For Poseidon!”—but with his mouth full of peanut butter it sounded like “PUH PTEH BUN!” His brethren all grabbed hammers and chisels, yelled, “PEANUT BUTTER!” and charged behind Tyson into battle. The Last Olympian

“Another thing I learned: it’s one thing to climb a rope in gym class. It’s a completely different thing to climb a rope attached to a moving pig’s wing while you’re flying at a hundred miles per hour.” Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

“Well… sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It’s our floor.” Grover Underwood to Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase, The Last Olympian

“[Tyson’s] doing much better then I expected. Though ‘peanut butter’ is a strange battle cry.” Poseidon, The Last Olympian

“Son of Hades.” Kronos spit on the ground. “Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?” “Your death,” Nico said, “would be great for me.” The Last Olympian

While Zeus was talking—some long speech about the bravery of the gods, etc.—Annabeth walked in a stood next to me. She looked good for someone who’d recently passed out. “Miss much?” she whispered. “Nobody’s planning to kill us, so far,” I whispered back. “First time today.” I cracked up. The Last Olympian

Apollo studied Rachel with concern. “Either the spirit takes hold, or it doesn’t.” “And if it doesn’t?” Annabeth asked. “Five syllables,” Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. “That would be real bad.” The Last Olympian

“[Annabeth] took off down Half-Blood Hill and I sprinted after her. For once, I didn’t look back.” Final Words, The Last Olympian

The Heroes of Olympus

(“By a god,” Jason interrupted. “That’s the symbol of Vulcan, isn’t it?” All eyes turned to him. “Jason,” Annabeth said carefully, “how did you know that?” “I’m not sure.” “Vulcan?” Leo demanded. “I don’t even LIKE Star Trek. What are you talking about?”

Leo didn’t stick around after Piper turned beautiful. Sure, it was amazing and all—She’s got makeup! It’s a miracle!—but Leo had problems to deal with.

“Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.” Jason Grace on the statue of Zeus in Cabin 1

“You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?” Jason Grace to Leo Valdez

“I don’t know if she’s completely unkillable, but she cannot be defeated by toilet seats. I can vouch for that. She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, ‘Pfft, right, I’m gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge."

Leo closed his hand, and the fire went out. “Didn’t want to look like a freak.” “I have lightning and wind powers,” Jason reminded him. “Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You’re no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell, ‘Flame on!’” Leo snorted. “If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than ‘Flame on!’”

“I don’t know,” [Jason] said at last. “I guess the other four will show up when the time is right. Who knows? Maybe they’re on some other quest right now.” Leo grunted. “I bet their sewer is nicer then ours.”

“Hermes is sitting around bored out of his mind because [Olympus is closed and] he can’t deliver the mail.” Hephaestus

Jason took a deep breath. “Leo, I’m sorry about that stuff I said in Chicago. That wasn’t me. You’re not annoying, and you do take stuff seriously—especially your work. I wish I could do half the things you can do.” Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy? “I try very hard to be annoying,” Leo said. “Don’t insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing?”

“Beauty is about finding the right fit, the most natural fit. To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself—avoid trying to be something you’re not.” Aphrodite,

“First things first. Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.” Leo Valdez

Leo reached into his tool belt, but he was so shaken up, all he produced was a tin of breath mints. He shoved them back in, hoping nobody had noticed and drew a hammer instead.)

- The Lost Hero

(“The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter—if you realize it’s a bad idea when you’re halfway down, it’s too late.” Percy Jackson

“Almost where?” June chuckled. “All roads lead there, child. You should know that.” “Detention?” Percy asked. “Rome, child,” the old woman said. “Rome.”

“They won’t attack,” Reyna said, “unless you try to steal something, or unless I tell them to. That’s Argentum and Aurum.” “Silver and Gold,” Percy said. The Latin meanings popped into his head like Hazel said they would. He almost asked which dog was which. Then he realized that was a stupid question. The Son of Neptune

[Percy] was reluctant to share his one clear memory: Annabeth’s face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid. She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought.

Part of [the other team’s] problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defenders’ ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.

Mars pulled a scroll from his utility belt. “Anyone got a pen?” The legionnaires started at him. Mars sighed. “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!” He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form? Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up. “There!” Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. “A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on your floor, whatever.” Octavian read the scroll. “This says, ‘Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.’” “Yes,” Mars said. “Is that not clear?” “Well, my lord… usually prophecies are unclear. They’re wrapped in riddles. They rhyme, and…” Mars casually popped another grenade off his belt. “Yes?” “The prophecy is clear!” Octavian announced. “A quest!”

Percy and Frank stumbled backward. “Um… is that thing tame?” Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. “I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’” “You speak horse?” Hazel asked. “‘Baby man’?” Frank spluttered. “Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing,” Percy said. “Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.” "Then you and Arion should get along fine,” Hazel said. “He’s a son of Neptune too.” Percy turned pale. “Excuse me?”

“I’m practically home,” [Frank] said. “My grandmother’s house is right over there.” Hazel squinted. “How far?” “Just over the river and through the woods.” Percy raised an eyebrow. “Seriously? To grandmother’s house we go?” Frank cleared his throat. “Yeah, anyway.”

Juno had stolen [Percy’s] memory and sent him to Camp Jupiter for a reason. He understood that now. He still wanted to punch her in her godly face, but at least he got her reasoning.

“Here’s a tip, Alcyoneus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don’t set up base in the part that’s only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.” Frank Zhang

“Hazel, I am seriously going to wash your horse’s mouth with soap.” Percy Jackson

“That was the downside of dating the smartest girl at camp: You learn stuff.” Percy Jackson on Annabeth Chase

[Julia] offered Hazel a gold pirate hat. “I’m gonna be Percy Jackson when I grow up,” she told Hazel solemnly. Hazel smiled and ruffled her hair. “That’s a good thing to be, Julia.” “Although,” Frank said, picking out a hat shaped like a polar bear’s head, “Frank Zhang would be good, too.” “Frank!” Hazel said.)

- The Son of Neptune

“Hey!” said the guy in the video. “Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I’m the…” He looked off screen and yelled: “What’s my title? Am I like admiral, or captain, or—” A girl’s voice yelled back, “Repair boy.” “Very funny, Piper,” Leo grumbled. He turned back to the parchment screen. “So yeah, I’m… ah… supreme commander of the Argo II. Yeah, I like that! Anyway, we’re gonna be sailing toward you in about, I dunno, an hour in this big mother warship. We’d appreciate it if you’d not, like, blow us out of the sky or anything. So okay! If you could tell the Romans that. See you soon. Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out.”

- The Son of Neptune

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