Ayonne-Ali
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Joined 03-06-10, id: 2279532, Profile Updated: 07-03-10

About me:

Long-time reader.

Got sick of leaving anonymous reviews so got an account.

Pretty simple, really.

Write some, but nothing consistent.

Canadian and most definitely a female.

I developed a taste for irony and an impressive range of cheeky and sarcastic mannerisms at a particulary precocious age. I was terrible at math, however.

Interests:

-Reading obviously.

-Anime (some and def not a fangirl)

-Facebook

-I like to run, daydream and listen to music

-Thai food, Ron Weasley, Derek Souza, and Alec Lightwood. Mmmmm, yum. What else?

Dislikes:

-People who pair Ron with anyone but Hermione.

-Tomatoes and things tomato-related (including ketchup but not pizza paste or the stuff in meat sauce).

-Yuri or femme-slash (not my thing).

-Simon/Chloe fanfics (no offense to anyone).

-People who say racist/sexist/offensive or plain dumb things as a joke or to get attention.

-Wet counters (slightly OCD about that).

-OOC fics.

-Iced tea, corn flakes, New York Fries.

Music:

Regina Spektor (i have a border-line girl crush on her; she's THAT brilliant), The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Kings Of Leon, La Roux (another girl-crushworthy individual), The Beatles, Mayday Parade,Breaking Benjamin, The Killers, Boys Like Girls, Counting Crows, 3 Doors Down, The Mission District, Faber Drive, Hellogoodbye, I:Scintilla (it just isn't a normal day if I haven't listened to their song "cursive eve" at least once), The Academy Is, The Summer Set (everything, EVERYTHING, on their newest album is GOLD!!), All American Rejects, All Time Low, Aerosmith, Stereo Skyline, Owl City, Hall And Oates (you makin my dreams come trueeee), Daughtry, Edwin Mccain, Fall Out Boy, Big Bang, 3oh3, Michelle Branch, Marianas Trench, 30 Seconds To Mars, We The Kings, Three Days Grace, Thousand Foot Krutch, Wham!, Switchfoot, The Temper Trap, The Script, Shinedown, The Ramones, Panic! At The Disco... pretty standard list. Rough glance through my ipod. But I'm always open to new things.. so feel free to let me in on it.

Shows: Not big on tv... but I lurrve the following: Lie to me, The Office, Criminal Minds, AND Glee. Otherwise, pretty much nothing at all.

Movies: Hmmm, off the top of my head --

LION KING!!
Pursuit of Happyness,
Mean Girls,
The Hangover,
500 Days of Summer,
Zoolander,
The Dark Knight,
Pirates Of The Caribbean,
Avatar,
The Bourne Series.

AND FINALLY, books, right now its all about:

Harry Potter
Percy Jackson,

Anything written by Sarah Dessen, Mitch Albom, L.M. Montgomery or William Faulkner (though Faulkner is actually lit, but whatever)
Darkest Powers Series By Kelley Armstrong,
Mortal Instruments Series.

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The Uniting of Percy and Audrey Weasley by JustAudrey07 reviews
Sequel to "The Unwinding of Percy Weasley". Follows the amazing couple through past nightmares, unexpected visitors, and their journey to and through marriage. Temporary hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W.
The Boy With The Emerald Eyes by s.2694 reviews
After the tragic death of her parents, Chloe begins to see ghosts everywhere. She is confused and alone until she meets two mysterious boys who tell her what she really is. What will she do when they dissappear? Can she find them before it's too late?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,721 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Where's the Seatbelt on This Thing! by SXYPigeon reviews
Keep in mind, hers wasn't quite as lacy..." George examined the clothing in his hands, "or as transparent if I remember correctly." I'm back and I've changed my penname
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,222 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Give Him Love by C.Queen reviews
Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Neville L., James S. P. - Complete
Right Here by R.W. plus me reviews
"All's fair in love and war. And this is a little bit of both." The story of Ron and Hermione post-Deathly Hallows. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,635 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Unwinding Of Percy Weasley by JustAudrey07 reviews
Percy is given an untidy and absent minded assistant named Audrey Larrabee to help promote himself in the Ministry. Will he be able to handle her seemingly complete apathy for the Ministry? Or will she be able to help him in ways he never dreamed of?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,603 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What Binds Them by Azurevi reviews
At the safe house Chloe has been trying to have as normal of a life as she can, but problems with her powers throw a wrench in her attempts. With only the boys as trustworthy allies she and a certain moody werewolf will have to work together to survive.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,183 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
June by NotSoAwry reviews
Follows Ron and Hermione during June 1998. Rated M for safety - some snogging, a little bit of wanking and strong language. R/Hr. G/H.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,779 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Questions by TMBlue reviews
Three days after the final battle at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione begin a game of questions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,905 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Not What You Asked For by TMBlue reviews
Mid-Post DH: Contemplating death while dying seems ironic, but it's the only time when you can really know what that feels like, to leave one world for another, and to wonder if you're really ready for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - [Hermione G., Ron W.]
SecondRate by Snowlia reviews
I needed this attention, I needed this feeling, this moment and I knew Alec did too. Maybe gender really didn’t matter."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Simon L., Alec L. - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Darkest Intentions by Kipcha reviews
Chloe would not play the Damsel in Distress again, and against her better judgement takes Fate in her own hands, only to wind up in a situation more severe then she ever thought possible.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
My by dogstar-ebony reviews
The secret confessions of some of the HP characters...a "10 Things You Didn't Know" style fic with a slight difference. Different revelations with each chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Moments of Love by Carouselina reviews
A collection of humorous and sweet moments from the months when Ron and Hermione are expecting baby Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Art of Being Subtle by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
Teddy and Victoire think they’re being so subtle with their "secret" relationship, but they don’t realise that the rest of world seems to have noticed what's going on. A series of short one-shots, which can be read individually or collectively.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,603 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Victoire W., Teddy L.
How Not to Propose to Your Intended by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
...by Ron Weasley. Ron's worrying about how to propose to Hermione but un fortunately, his brothers are all there to give him a helping hand. He just has to remember to keep calm, not drop the ring and avoid verbal diarrhoea where possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ron Weasley's Guide To Marriage by dogstar-ebony reviews
Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
True Love Never Did by Realmer06 reviews
She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete