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Sarah-Anna Outline pages 2-345

1. Name: Sarah Chee teatee (I'm lying. I ain't givin' way my last name! You all will call me and demand my signature on all your posessions and call me day in and day out! I'm to good for all that. Besides. I love you all and when my body guards kill you all I will be deeply sorrowed.

2. Age:

Physically: 15

Mentally:

1st persionality: 3-years-old

2nd personality: 17-years-old

3. Luffs:pealing oranges. picking out pickle seeds. that feelling after you takea massive bowel movement or pee after holding it for a long time. looking at messyrooms. smelling wood, washing my hands in different peoples sinks, Darren Shan.crafty things.

4. Huffs:cabinets slamming in the silence. my reflection in doorknobs. throwing things away.

If ya' like what ya' see than contact me at dark_mermaid_pixie@yahoo.com or if you wanna chat my yahoo I.D is, no duh, dark_mermaid_pixie. If you wanna know more about me without having to talk to me then visit my livejournal a http:www.livejournal.com/users/cresent_anna/