Name: Krissy

Age: Come on, do you really think I'm going to tell you that?

About me: Okay, so, I'm pretty shy at first but the more you get to know me, the louder I get. I like to go through life drama-free but it always seems to bite me in the ass (insert aggravated face here). Basically I'm funny, smart, hot-tempered, determined, a bit of a blond (I'm a brunette, so, yeah), clumsy, sarcastic, morbid, and a bit of everything, really. I do have a bit of a potty mouth, especailly when I'm pissed (you have been warned!) but I don't like to cuss around my family (I feel it's rude and disrespectful). I like to be an individual and like long walks on the beach... just kidding! xD As you can see from my previous sentence, I'm pretty random and a smart-ass so, yeah...Oh, and I say "yeah" and "so" a lot! So, um, yeah!

Sex: No, thank you! Ha ha, just kidding! Female.

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual (straight)

Likes: Sarcasm, manga, anime, peanut butter, reading, writing, music, complaining, and my laptop.

Dislikes: Coffee, haters, liars, perfectionists, my friends when they act like dumb-asses (love you guys, anyway!), spelling, and preppy people.

What is my biggest secret?

I Found a Body-Insane Clown Posse (*gasps* How'd you know that?! Hahaha, just kidding! xP)

Will I get married?

I Don't Wanna be in Love-Good Charlotte (I'll take that as a no...)

What I dream of:

Fall for You-Secondhand Serenade (???)

What people think of me?

Blue-The Birthday Massacre (This song is Hello Kitty and Satan fighting over the radio! So, yeah, I'm not shocked I got this!)

What my friends think of me:

The Game-Kottonmouth Kings (My friends think I'm a player? Honey, I'm FAR from that!)

What my parents think of me:

Tik Tok (Parody)-The Midnight Beast (I lurves that song! x3)

What I think of my siblings:

Chop Chop Slide-Insane Clown Posse (???)

What my siblings think of me:

Firefly-Breaking Benjamin (*to my younger sister* That's my favorite song! But why do you feel that way?) (my younger sister: I dunno.)

How I feel about coffee:

Looking Glass-The Birthday Massacre (THAT MAKES NO SENSE!)

How my mom feels about my computer:

When I'm Gone-3 Doors Down (*hisses at mom* MY LAPTOP!)

What makes me blush:

Don't Ever Leave-Smile Empty Soul (*to iPod* WHAT'S GOING ON THROUGH YOUR...YOUR...CIRCUIT BOARD?!)

What my significant other thinks of me:

Crazy-Simple Plan (I get the title, but the meaning of the song? Not so much...)

What song they will play at my funeral:

Half Alive-Second Serenade (OMG! HAHAHAHAHA!)

My life story:

Stellar-Incubus (???)

What I wish for the most:

Under My Skin-Skillet (SHINO!)

What I dread the most:

Never Gonna Give You Up-Rick Astley (Isn't that the song that comes up on YouTube videos that say "Free Porn!" and whatnot?)

The way I see the world:

Breaking the Habit-Linkin Park (That makes no sense!)

The way I live each day:

Faces-Scary Kids Scaring Kids (Too true.)

What I will think on the morn of my wedding anniversary:

Ass Like That-Emimen (WHAT THE HELL?!)

What my significant other thought when they saw me for the first time:

Let Me Go-3 Doors Down (Oh, lovely...)

Who I am inside:

I've Got a Jar of Dirt-??? (I used to bug the crap out of my family with this song!)

When I laugh, I think:

Miss Bipolar-Blood on the Dance Floor (Kassidy, where are you? [She's my cousin! xD])

When I cry, I think:

Getting Away With Murder-Papa Roach (That's rather abstract...)

When I trip, I yell:

Hearts Bursts In to Fire-Bullet for my Valentine (WHAT?!)

Will I ever have children?

Maybe-Secondhand Serenade (That's rather abstract...)

My theme song:

We Could Eat Crayons For All I Care-Relient K (Again, abstract...)

What other people think my theme song is:

Blow Me Away-Breaking Benjamin (Wow...)

How I can help myself:

The Anthem-Good Charlotte (That's rather abstract...)

What I can do to help others:

Wasteland-10 Years (Another abstract answer...)

How will I die?

The Kill-30 Second to Mars (Thanks for clearing that up iPod... -_-)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

~Facts~Of~Life~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

~Things~To~Consider~

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· How do you throw away a garbage can?

· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

You know you're an idiot when...

1. You look for something for 10 minutes before realizing that you were wearing/holding it the whole time

2. You misspell words like "is" and "the" on a daily basis

3. You forget what you were going to say in the middle of saying it

4. You shout out something random and embarassing for no reason in particular

6. You zone out for minutes at a time...

7. You spread a funny fake rumor about someone just for funsies!!

8. You didn't notice that i skipped number 5. CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs InTo YoUr PrOfIlE iF yOu ArE aN iDiOt!!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says,

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

Why America has some issues (Yes, I AM American, but these are all to funny and true!)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (they actually fixed this one! They are now both in packages of eight! XD)

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

So I saw this and just couldn't resist...