averagepandahide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Twilight. I tend to be vague on these 'about me' type things because I always look back later and cringe at the ridiculous things I said. So I'll keep this short. Ahem. I suck at updating. That is a fact. I haven't given up Prejudice, I'm just being a slow writer. I'm like. Always on fanfiction.net, so PM me if you want to :D I'm on twitter almost as much. Try me at @spaghettibath for my ridiculousness or @plotrabbit for when you feel like writing. I love you all~ Bye |
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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
When It Rains by everymonday reviews
It rains and it pours and he can think of nothing but Lizzy Bennet and the handprint she left on his heart. A story about loss, love, rain, and how the three changed William Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,475 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Strangers In Our Skin by LyricalKris reviews
"The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend." Is it possible to repair the sharp edged shards of a shattered reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
PS Love Always by ericastwilight reviews
Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test? Collab with kyla713, written for FGB Autism Speaks Fundraiser
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
Teenage Wasteland by wecameasmarauders reviews
Welcome to Forks Public High School. The Lightwoods just moved to Forks and little do they know of the love hurricane they are about to create. All human R&R first crossover so take it easy
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Jace W.
My Royal Love by MayMayRosee reviews
Clary, peacefully in New York, happy and single is forced to take care of her cousin, Aline, and her future husband. So now she has to prevent herself from falling in love with Jace and be able to make him marry Aline, can she succeed?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Thirteen Days by boogima reviews
Thirteen months, thirteen days, two people, one relationship. On an unparticular Monday, two people pass each other on the street. Where are they on that same day next month? And the month after that? Modern P&P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
In Braille by Alby Mangroves reviews
1st Place Winner of the Beautiful Edward Challenge. A young woman, scarred inside and out. A guilty man looking for forgiveness. Will they recognize their redemption in each other? Beauty is not just skin-deep. AH, Bella and Edward, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memory by AdinaBina24 reviews
When Clary loses her memory after an accident while demon hunting, what will Jace do to get it back? Post CoG... My first fanfic
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Project: Crescendo by JadedQuill129 reviews
currently being rewritten
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
A Through Z by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Jace can have any girl he wants with the snap of a finger. So Magnus comes up with a bet, one girl for each letter of the alphabet in fifty days or Jace gets a makeover; Magnus style. Sounds easy? Of course! Until he gets to C... AU!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Space Between by everymonday reviews
A companion piece for Closer. Deleted scenes, alternate endings, drabbles, vignettes, pieces that I thought were way too fluffy for the actual story, etc.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Homeless by charmizane reviews
Edward is homeless and trying to stay invisible to society, then he meets Bella and wants to be her everything. Entry in the "I Love 80's Music" one shot contest. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
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Prejudice reviews
Richfolk Clary and Jace meet at the Idris Ball, but don't hit it off. Can they ever become more than enemies? Or will their prejudices force them apart? BASED ON PRIDE AND PREJUDICE BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ IT. Beta'ed
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Intertwined Hands reviews
Jace and Clary had finally overcome all obstacles,and could be together forever, right? WRONG! Clary is kidnapped,Jace looses his memories,and Alora the boyfriend thief visits! Will Clary win Jace back? Or will he be taken away by Alora and her er..wiles?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Jace W.
Crossroads of Destiny reviews
Twilight meets Mortal Instruments in NY. An unexpected romance, some comedy, and serious sparkly. Chapter 5: Exceptional timing as always, Magnus.
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Clary F.