Alright I'll come right out and say I am a MAJOR nerd! Now I'm not geek smart (no offense to my fellow geeks) but I will literally spend days in front of a TV playing anything and everything. But I also enjoy an amazing book like everyday.

Favorite Quotes:

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view... Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.”
― Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

“I keep turning over new leaves, and spoiling them, as I used to spoil my copybooks; and I make so many beginnings there never will be an end. (Jo March)”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

“I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

You are the gull, Jo, strong and wild, fond of the storm and the wind, flying far out to sea, and happy all alone.”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

“I want to do something splendid...something heroic or wonderful that won't be forgotten after I'm dead. I don't know what, but I'm on the watch for it and mean to astonish you all someday.”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

“Every few weeks she would shut herself up in her room, put on her scribbling suit, and fall into a vortex, as she expressed it, writing away at her novel with all her heart and soul, for till that was finished she could find no peace.”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

“Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say no when they mean yes, and drive a man out of his wits just for the fun of it.
--Laurie”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

I've got the key to my castle in the air, but whether I can unlock the door remains to be seen.”
― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

- Mordin Solus

Shepard, let me tell you something that I've learned the hard way. You can pay a soldier to fire a gun. You can pay him to charge the enemy and take a hill. But you can't pay him to believe.

- Admiral Hackett

Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy.

- Commander Shepard

Dr. Liara T'Soni: Joker, really I have work to do!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Come on it is just a simple question.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: Then look it up on the extranet.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You can't believe everything you find on there. Its more reliable to ask a friendly asari.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: I'm not telling you if my 'hair tentacles' move!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Fine. Deny me the answer I've been seeking for years, With this war on, we could die any second you know...

Commander Shepard - Male: [Support Joker] You know he's going to keep bothering you until you tell him.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: They're semi-flexible cartilage based scalp-crests that grow into shape. And they don't 'flop around'.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Yes! Thanks Liara. I gotta tell Vega I was right.

Dr. Liara T'Soni: Well at least he's making friends.

Mordin Solus: Thresher maw getting closer!

Urdnot Wrex: Tell me something I don't know!

Mordin Solus: Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for maw's diet!

Urdnot Wrex: We'll name one of the kids after him... maybe a girl.
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Shepard. Wanna drink? I'm toasting Miranda... I think.

Commander Shepard : How are you getting drunk?

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Commander Shepard : That's a straw, Tali.

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Emergency induction port... It's actually getting a little harder to get it into the slot. I think that means it's working.

Javik: Amusing. Asari have finally mastered writing.

Javik: Your "Joker" pilot insists I call myself "Prothy the Prothean." I insisted he allow me to throw him out the airlock.

Javik: In our cycle, we would remove their limbs one by one and offer them a choice: eat their own flesh or starve.

Garrus Vakarian: I am Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the Citadel.

Urdnot Wrex: Now we can get back to doing what krogan do best: saving everyone else from giant monsters.

Sten: It may have been more like thirty. I stopped counting after a while.

Alistair: What did you do? Twenty days is a long time.

Sten: On good days, I posed riddles to passers-by, offering treasures for the correct answers.

Alistair: Really?

Sten: No.

Morrigan: We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party.

Morrigan: Ah, so you have finally decided to rejoin us, have you? Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?

Alistair: Is my being upset so hard to understand? Have you never lost someone important to you? Just what would you do if your mother died?

Morrigan: Before or after I stopped laughing?

Alistair: Right... very creepy. Forget I asked.

Sten: [entering a dwarven tavern] Is this... some sort of mass suicide?

Morrigan: That's a most offensive odor!

Oghren: And you're looking at me?

Morrigan: Should I be looking elsewhere? Have you forgotten about the fish you stored in your backpack, perhaps?

Oghren: I was saving it. Won't be ready for the lye for at least another day.

Morrigan: Even the Chasind did not have such disgusting habits, and they consumed the flesh of the dead.

Oghren: Fine, fine. I'll soak it in the lye now. Have it your way, Miss Squeamish.

Morrigan: That's not what I... no, never mind. Just... get it over with. Quickly.

Carroll: You! You're not looking to get across to the tower, are you? Because I have strict orders not to let anyone pass!

Player: I am a Grey Warden and I seek the assistance of the mages.

Carroll: Oh, You're a Grey Warden, are you? Prove it.

Player: I have these documents here...

Carroll: Yes? Oh, a Grey Warden seal. A-ha. So you're claiming to be one of those. You know, I have some documents, too. They say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you think of that?

Player: Aren't queens female?

Carroll: Don't question royalty! Anyway, it was nice chatting with you. Now, on your way. Right now. Go.

Player: Your superior won't like that you've given me trouble.

Carroll: He won't know if you never get in, will he? Ooh, I've outsmarted you! If I were more flexible I'd pat myself on the back!

Morrigan: Couldn't we work something out?

Carroll: That dark-eyed temptress over there... surely the tower would be far too dull for her. Because it gets a little lonely out here sometimes... and you know, you could just leave her here with me...

Morrigan: Oh, excellent! I have been hoping for new prey!

Carroll: Prey?

Morrigan: 'Twill take but a moment. Perhaps you should go aboard the vessel to prepare while we are away. We must row ourselves across. I fear the lad will no longer have the use of his limbs... or his eyes, once I am done with him.

Carroll: Er... maybe I should...

Morrigan: Wonderful! I can sense his terror! Oh, that will make the loving all the sweeter...

Carroll: So, you said you wanted to get across? Maybe we should go now. Right now. NOW.

Oghren: Strange? Ha. Strange is your wife turning out to prefer the ladies. Not living in a world without a bleeding ceiling.

Oghren: They tell you what to wear in the Chantry?

Leliana: You have robes and such that you must wear.

Oghren: And uh, so. Robes. What else?

Leliana: Well... sometimes there are vestments and ceremonial garments...

Oghren: Right. Right. And... and then?

Leliana: Why are you so interested in this?

Oghren: Oh sod it. Under the robes: pants? No pants?

Leliana: What?

Oghren: Stop stalling. Naked or not?

Leliana: What difference does it make?

Oghren: All right. Stonewall me. I'll find out one way or the other.

Leliana: Uh, right. Good luck with that.

Zevran Arainai: Might I offer you a bit of advice, my good friend Alistair?

Alistair: I like my hair the way it is, thank you.

Zevran Arainai: Truly? As you wish, though my advice is regarding something else completely. It has to do with your recent... exertions with your fellow Grey Warden that I overheard.

Alistair: My... oh.

Zevran Arainai: It did seem as if you just got going when all grew quiet. You are feeling alright, yes? Perhaps you are tired.

Alistair: We aren't talking about this, are we? Did I hit my head?

Zevran Arainai: I have some roots from home that you may chew if you need energy. As for volume, perhaps you ought to try arching your...

Alistair: Whoa, whoa! Awkward!

Zevran Arainai: You Fereldens are so finicky! How will you ever learn to pleasure each other unless you talk about it?

Alistair: Not listening! La la-la la la!

Zevran Arainai: Has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear?

Morrigan: Again with the flattery! Do you not tire from these pointless exercises?

Zevran Arainai: In Antiva, women are accustomed to being showered with the praise they deserve. Men should worship you at their feet as you pass!

Morrigan: They don't find that incredibly annoying?

Zevran Arainai: They are goddesses receiving their subjects, just as you should be. Whatever would be annoying about that?

Morrigan: I have no wish to be placed upon a pedestal!

Zevran Arainai: But you deserve no less! You should be admired by painters, copied by sculptors, exalted by poets. Surely you know yours is a beauty so exotic, it-it would turn the eye of the Maker himself!

Morrigan: Well, I suppose I...

Zevran Arainai: And there we go! I think you owe me five silvers, yes?

Alistair: Maker's breath! You were right. You win, I guess.

Zevran Arainai: Thank you, ser. I expect payment forthwith.

Morrigan: I hate you all!

Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.

Alistair: Yes well, don't worry. It's not what you think.

Morrigan: I see.

Alistair: I was looking at your nose.

Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?

Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.

Morrigan: I hate you so much!

Alistair: Hmm? What?

Morrigan: Never mind!

Ahh Javik you are such an ass, a hilarious ass but still an ass. And everyone loves Wrex I mean come on! He's WREX for God's sake! Also everyone loves a drunk Tali. Zevran, Zevran, Zevran. What am I going to do with you? Morrigan, nuff said. Alistair!!!!! Oh Oghren...anyone remember that conversation between him and Zev and Zev got really weirded out at the end? I wonder what was going through his mind because what was going through my mind can't even be posted...

Favorite Characters:

FemShep (Goddamn do I hate Mark Meer's voice!)

Garrus (sexy ass Turian...also is it bad to be jealous of a video game character?...No? Then damn you BioWare for your Tali/Garrus pairing!)

Thane (My God his voice! And the fact he's tall, dark, and handsome does not help the situation. And again damn you BioWare for killing him!)

Joker (Ahh Joker you are such a pessimistic asswipe...I still love you.)

Zevran (My smexy elven assassin!)

Fenris (I would sohave broody babies in his honor...as long as he helped in the process.)

Jo! (She's JO.)

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