When Guinevere finds that she is unable to bear Arthur a child, Merlin offers her the perfect solution: an ancient spell, which can create a new life out of only the purest of loves. But what happens when it turns out that the love which brought the life in her womb into being isn't actually the love between Arthur and herself? Merlin x Arthur romance, canon era.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)