"I squint to see the marquee, reading the names of the newly dead without much interest. And then. There they are. Those three names I've been waiting what feels like forever for. She's finally here." Gus and Hazel find each other once again in life after death. Told in alternate POVs. (As of 01/19/17: An update of sorts, and a few more things.)

AU. Kurt decides to get a gym membership now that he is out of college and not as active as he was when he was involved in show choir. The personal trainer at the gym, Dave, insists that, in order to get the most out of his workout routine, he should receive more "individualized instruction." Dave seems fairly confident that he is just the man for that job.

Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? Romance/Angst/Sci-fi.

Dave and Kurt share an apartment together in New York. When Kurt goes home during the summer, everything seems to fall into place when he realizes home is where the heart is. And his heart didn't seem to quite make it past the airport terminal.

Spongebob finally snaps and goes on a killing spree, but not before he tells us his thoughts on his everyday life.