Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :)

PLEASE post this and if you don't your a cold heartless person

Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the
opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with
you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they
are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on
your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will
approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you
break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you have stayed up all night just to finish a book copy and paste this on your profile page!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have bitten into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I can't tell you how many times, I've done that.)

If you think vanilla ice cream is awesome copy and paste this onto your profile!

I am a Sanubis fan and proud! If you are to, the copy and paste this on your profile page!

okay then ;) OKay, now from until the end, there are those chain messages and yeah, you don't really wanna read them unless you want to repost it on your profile.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! 1 scary way to break up!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan friend who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift

AU- Alternate Universe

OC- Original Character

OOC- Out of Character

Mary-sue- an all around perfect OC that ruins the whole story.

CC- Constructive criticism

Flames- a comment or review that only points out faults and is stated harshly.

IC- In character

AN- Author's note

R&R- Read & review

POV- Point of view

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(It was an accident...)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm VENEZUELAN so I MUST be a beautiful spoiled girl.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (I'm half black...)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Say that again and my fist, will be in your face)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea & cricket, & have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSEIRVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (So what if I like TEEN TITANS?)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

AzianDemigod16

biancadiangelo0703

daighterofA106

HOALemonadeMouthLuvv165

The Other Side of Sanity

ThalialightningchilddGrace/Alice

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Funny Phobias If you laugh at any of these, paste it in your profile!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

Loser

[X] You don't have very many friends. [x] Often times, teachers forget your name. [X] You were always picked last for kickball. [x] You don't like to talk a lot. [X] You tend to avoid mass social activities [x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. [x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. [x] Your friends have blown you off before. [x] You sit alone in most of your classes. [x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. [x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. [X] People don't find you friendly. [X] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. [x] You eat alone at lunch.

All of them.

Prep

[ ] You pop the collar [ ] You won't go near the Goths ] You own at least one thing from a designer store. [ ] You are very clean cut. [ ] You are squeamish. [ ] People have called you preppy before. [ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume [ ] You have a lot of money. [ ] You know who LC is. [ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. [ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. [ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. [ ] You carry a purse wherever you go. [ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. [ ] You do not leave the house without make up. [ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0

Band Geek

[ ] You have played an instrument before. ] You still play an instrument. [ ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. [ ] You are/were in Marching Band. ] Most of your friends are in band. [ ] The band room/band hall is your second home. ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. [ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. [ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition. [ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room. ] Band is your favorite class. [ ] You have been to band camp. [ ] You walk in step with all your friends. [ ] You talk about band constantly. [ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. [ ] You hate rap music. [ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. [ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. [ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. [ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 0

Thespian

] You have seen a school play. [ ] You have seen a Broadway musical. ] You like to act. ] You have participated in a school play. [ ] You have participated in a play outside of school. ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference [ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke? ] You have done tech. [ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. [ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical. [ ] You have been to a cast party. [ ] You are in a thespian troupe. ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. [ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed [ ] You do not have a personal bubble. ] You actually understand Shakespeare. [ ] You know how to put on stage make up. [ ] You have been a lead. [ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total = 0

Overachiever

] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities. [ ] You have a part-time job. ] You have straight A's. [ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.(IB) ] You do not procrastinate. [ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. ] You do not have very much down time. [ ] You are very organized. ] You always have a thousand things going on at once. [ ] You are in a relationship. (what does that have to do with anything?) [ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. [ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. ] You are/were on Student Council. [ ] You are/were the class president. (Blah) [ ] You are/were a class officer. (Blah) [ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class. [ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. ] People have told you that you didn't have a life. [ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma. [ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.

Total = 0

Goth

[ X] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. [x] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. [X ] You think tattoos are hot. (it depends on the tat) [x] You think odd piercings are hot. [x] You don't get along with your parents. [x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color(Blue streak of hair!) [x] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. [X] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [X] You like to write dark poetry. [x] You are into/interested in S&M. [x] You have a pair of oversized black pants. [X] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. [x] You listen to grunge. [x] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. [x] You smoke cigarettes. [x] You will only date other Goths. [x] You don't really care what people think about you. [X] Overly happy people scare you. [X] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 17

Nerd

] You actually study for tests and quizzes. ] You have straight A's. ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. ] You actually answer the questions in class. [ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. [ ] You miss school during the summer. ] You wear your pants at your waist. ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. [ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. ] People always cheat off you during tests. ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. ] You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Total = 0

Garage Band Junkie

[ ] You play the guitar. [ ] You have been in a garage band before. [ ] You're still in a garage band. [ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. [ ] You play shows almost weekly. [ ] You play the drum set. [ ] You sing vocals for a band. ] You write your own lyrics. [ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. [ ] Your band has a myspace page. [ ] You have been in multiple garage bands. [ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. [ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands [ ] Your band has been signed. [ ] You have taken guitar classes at school. [ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times. [ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. [ ] You have musical talent. [ ] You have groupies. [ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 0

Emo

[X] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. [x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. [x] You flip your hair often. [x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. [x] You have hurt your self on purpose. [x] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight. [x] You don't really smile too often. [X] You blog often. [x] You never smile in pictures. [x] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate. [x] You're too much to be a goth. [x] You own a lot of band t-shirts. [x] You go to a lot of shows. [x] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. [X] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [x] You have played all the Emo Games [x] You have worn black eyeliner before. [x] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. [X] You love the emo song. [x] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total = 20

Skatepunk

[x] You own a skateboard. [x] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school. [x] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. [ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. [X] You have vandalized public property. [x] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before. [X] You have been yelled at for littering. [x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. [X] You listen to punk rock. ] Chicks on skateboards are hot. ] You stick it to the man [X] You own skater shoes. [X] You watch MTV2, not MTV.(both) [X] You enjoy crude humor. [X] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff. [X] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. [ ] You pretty much live at the skate park. [x] Hygene does not concern you. [x] Skater boys are attractive.

Total = 11

Metalhead

] Most people are scared of your music ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics [ ] You hate emo kids ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before ] Slipknot isn't really metal ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre [ ] You hate pop and rap.] You spend all your money on music-related stuff ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands [X] You curse a lot. ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal ] You wore black converses before they became emo ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total: 1