HISHE: How It Should Have Ended. Just like the youtube videos, you know which ones I'm talking about? Because sometimes, there are simply easier ways to resolve the plot. Now up: Chapter 8 - Summer Belongs To You!

People who live on Danville don't get normal lives. Doubly so for the people who are acquainted with Phineas and Ferb. But, as they say, some misadventures can be far better than others... Now showing Episode 4, The Golden Girls' Games: 6-year-old Ginger's entering her first acrobatic/swordsmanship contest; Stacy goes out to make sure it doesn't happen, with a quite unwise plan...

What is the Fourth of July without fireworks? Phineas, Ferb, and their friends celebrate the day in the traditional fashion by designing the biggest, brightest, most spectacular show the Tri-state area has ever seen. Meanwhile, Candace and Stacy help Jenny with a rally in the park that creates fireworks of its own.

Perry knew his duty as an agent was of utter importance, just as everyone in OWCA did. His duty as a pet, though, was something only other agents with owners understood. Such duty dictated that, no matter who it was, Perry had no patience for those trying to mess with his family.

A simple collection of short stories from our favorite series, each having an average word count of 150 words. Themes, situations and characters vary by chapters. Rated T just in case.

"Summer! It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told!" / A compilation of episode-like one-shots, each designed to pass as a 'normal' day in the summer of P&F. But what is normal for those two? Now Showing: Episode 8, Act My Age: Hilarity ensues when Doofenshmirtz's Age Switch-Inator misses - and hits a certain Candace Flynn.

Are you sad there will be no more new episodes of your favorite show, Phineas and Ferb? Here's something to help cheer you up. It is an assembly of one-shots where each chapter is an original "fan-made" episode. Even though they are all written by me, I own no part of the actual show. The perfect place to turn to if you still can't get enough P&F!

Candace calls it a "Mysterious Force." It's been changing the course of history since before the first invention of the wheel. We've all seen it at work. This time, it's hard at work providing backstory for some old favorites, as well as a handful of homage characters a la Phinabunk and Gerb.

The sun is setting, ready to close the last day of summer. Phineas, Ferb and crew gather to say goodbye to summer, reminisce, and promise to always seize the day-together. Farewell, Phineas and Ferb. Thanks for the eternal summer.

Here's a list of a few things you should know if you want to be hers. Just don't discover it years later in the attic. One-shot, Phinbella.

The terrible teen years have hit and the gang's beginning to notice some physical and emotional changes in themselves during the start of high school! With these changes comes Phineas's biggest challenge yet: surviving the awkwardness of adolescence! Climb inside the minds of our favorite Danville citizens as they endure the agony of heartache, growing pains, and shameful secrets!

Life's a bowl of cherries and nobody's merrier than Phineas and Ferb. Slice-of-life/brotherly fluff thing.

With his divorce recently finalized, Heinz looks at his Diploma and wonders what to do now.

Disaster strikes on the Fourth of July and a mysterious platypus saves the lives of Phineas and Ferb. One crisis leads to another when Phineas accidentally learns of Isabella's crush! All the while, a wicked threat looms somewhere in the distance, watching. And so much more! You don't want to miss this one! (Actual story word count: 52k.)

So, you know the movie, "Groundhog's Day"? Well, enough said. Candace finds herself reliving the third Sunday in June and, not knowing how to break the cycle, takes advantage of the situation in pretty cooky ways.

When Perry arrives at DEI he expects the usual scheme and fight, but what he finds is far from normality. Perry must step out of his comfort zone as an Agent and rely on the Pet side of himself if he's ever going to get his frenemy out of his shell after a rather nasty nightmare has disrupted the two's routine.

Even when Candace and Stacy are five, Phineas and Ferb are but one, and Perry hasn't hatched yet, there's always a redhead and their quiet friend doing all they can to seize the day! Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is busy as usual, but without Perry the Platypus to stop him, who knows what will happen? Set ten years before the events of the show.

Doof prepares to ruin our favourite holidays but can Perry stop him? Can anyone stop him? Maybe not… It's the hottest day of summer and while Phineas and Ferb try to beat the heat with their friends, Doofenshmirtz looks to change the very nature of holidays. Can Perry stop him before he effectively destroys ever holiday forever? SEASON FINALE!

Elves only come for beautiful children.

Phineas became good friends with Ferb before their parents got married. But he'd never heard the shy child laugh before... [Pure, childish fluff.]

It pays to have the freedom of speech. Whether you use it often or not is up to you. But on 'No Talking' Day, someone finds it difficult to keep quiet. Two-shot; the first chapter is Ferb's POV, the second is Perry's.

It's a regular episode of Phineas and Ferb! The brothers are watching Sunday Morning Rerun (the cartoon version of SNL) one morning, decide it would be a great idea to put on a similar show, and then give Candace tickets for her one-month anniversary with Jeremy. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is experiencing a wardrobe crisis, and is stuck in his daughter's ill-fitting outfit.

A lighthearted fic; as light as can be. And hearted—that's nonsense, I'm sure you'll agree. Phineas and Ferb speak in rhymes for the day. So, why don't you read it? What do you say?

A series of short pieces examining Heinz and Charlene Doofenshmirtz's relationship, from engagement to divorce. Part Four: The Naming of Things, where Vanessa learns a couple explosive new words.

Daily lives of the people of Danville.

Everyone's busy and Candace is left behind. Just a short sibling piece.

Critically acclaimed bestselling author the zapdos has decided to break his stance that he would never write romance with this bold new story. Featuring all of your favorite shipping combinations including Phinbella, Canderemy, and Ferbnessa; it is also an unabashed satire of everything fluffier than a cute white bunny. Viewer discretion is unadvised.

A rather lengthy Christmas poem in which Doofenshmirtz tries to take over the world by capturing Santa Claus and stealing his magic sleigh. Perry might not be able to stop Dr. D's plans alone this time!

A short story about two cousins and their disgruntled and possibly senile Grandfather. It's Marie and Thomas' day to visit Doof but Doof loves telling stories. Stories about one evil scientist and his teal colored nemesis. When he decides to show them one of his battles, his Time Travel device takes them to one particular day, one he cant seem to remember.

It's one thing for the man you love to get a girlfriend. It's something else entirely for him to take her as his wife.

To Marie, fate was cruel. It hated her family. It burdened her father. It seemed unchangeable. With her father's new device, Marie is determined to bring back the one person who's fate resulted in her existence. I do NOT own P&F, its characters or locations, or the OCs Marie and Thomas.

Doofenshmirtz's latest inator hits Buford, inserting the bully into Isabella's subconscious. Buford soon realizes that while in her imagination, Isabella's Phineas-land day dreams aren't just fantasies. He becomes part of them!

When Phineas invites Isabella to go baby shopping for Candace, he expects it to be like any other usual shopping experience: nothing extravagant. However, their experience turns out to be a lot different than they expected when an emergency situation causes him to see a new side of her - a side responsible for saving someone's life. Part of "(Please) Don't Read This Journal."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. The world may be sweet, but it's out to kill you!" Follow young Heinz Doofenshmirtz as he attempts to get the perfect gift for his mother. (one-shot) Rated for reasons you'll see in the AN

Phineas and Ferb want to end summer with a bang. But the plan could ultimately put Phineas's friendship with Isabella in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Candace does some soul searching and asks herself the big question: what does summer mean to her? Non-canon to "New Adventures"

When Candace wonders about some strange lyrics in her spontaneous musical number from "Great Balls of Water," she ends up on an adventure of epic proportions. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from destroying the Tri-State Area's crops. Aliens and Civil War artifacts play a part in this epic Candace-centric tale.

Co-written with Fanatic97. Takes place after the episode Gaming the System, while Jeremy and Candace are at the dance. Rated for one word. Blargh. One-shot.

It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro would never give up on Phineas Flynn. Which is why she asks him to keep in touch with her through email after she moves. Now age 21, Isabella returns to Danville, madly in love with her longtime pen pal. But, is Phineas really the guy for her?

I wanted to write an original, realistic episode of P&F for fun to show my family. Phineas and Ferb are looking for something that doesn't exist. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has concocted a new, hideous plan to take over the Tri-State Area. My first fanfic. I do not own the TV show Phineas And Ferb or anything related to it.

"Summer! It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told..." It's Winter and a lonely, red-heared boy sits in front of an open window singing this song. Happiness and Pain. Summer and Winter. Phineas and Ferb. Some things are contrasts, and some can't live without each other. One-shot.

After a conversation with their dad, Phineas and Ferb decide to test the limits of Formula-style racing with their own custom track. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz builds a Decaffeinator-inator to corner the market on high priced coffee shop beverages.

When Major Monogram was sick, Carl read him the story of Excaliferb. Though an indisputable epic, the ending fell short of Monogram's expectations. Now, one morning before work, Carl tries out his own ending.

That's what he is. That's what his whole life is. A big fat lie. And it just killed him inside, to know that that's what everything is. That they don't know who he really is. What he really does. Where he goes... That they never CAN know. One-shot.

Doofenshmirtz takes Perry with him to a fancy lunch.

When an incident with a magic spell and a ancient Mayan medallion results in three Doofenshmirtz's meeting, it'll take three times the Phineas & Ferb to stop their plan to rule all of time & space! Newly rewritten and updated. Multiple Phineas/Isabella

This was not intended to evolve into an actual fanfic. However, depending on how this is received, who knows? Includes a character never before seen in fanfiction work. . .until today!

When Perry is injured, Doofenshmirtz discovers his host family. It's the perfect opportunity to finally gain the upper hand... but will he take it?

Oneshot about that epic scene in 'When World's Collide'. Rated K.

Well the title should be self-explanatory. We all know that Doofenshmirtz doesn't like his birthdays. However this birthday turns out to be the worst of them all and it doesn't look like Perry will visit him today. How will Heinz ever survive this day? Written for Dan Povenmire's birthday!

It wasn't much, but it was enough to keep the two Doofenshmirtz siblings from completely hating each other. Sometimes, a small moment, a kind action, a nearly-forgotten memory, is all two people need. Oneshot, no pairings.

Only her father, the man who could build giant evil inators in a day and try to destroy a secret agent could also listen to 'Call Me Maybe' AND not only willingly but happily sing along and do the dance. Oneshot.

Carl the Intern wears a lot of hats at the OWCA. Naturally some responsibilities are a bit more fun than others. The tedious and sometimes disgusting job of maintaining surveillance on the DEI Building is brightened by one hilarious chore: keeping tabs on updates to Strudelcutie4427's online dating profile.

"Dad, does it ever bother you that Perry can't talk?" "No, no it doesn't."

One evening at the DEI Building, Perry gets a sample of something he's always craved at home. Features Perry, Heinz, Vanessa, and Norm.

Takes place after Tri-Stone Area episode. Isabelock comes to Phinabunk's and Gerb's backyard, only to realize they've invented a new language and a new catchphrase for her. Now Phinabunk tries to teach her that new catchphrase. Just as a heads-up...characters will talk in cave-talk for the most of the time.

The best day starts before breakfast. Written for fan flashworks challenge #13.

It's the hottest day of summer and Doofenshmirtz creates a machine that sucks up all the electricity from Danville. He takes Vanessa to the beach while the boys fry eggs on the sidewalk also while trying to calm Candace down over the lack of electricity.

Takes place during Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon. We all know that Isabella betrayed Ohio Flynn and Rhode Island Fletcher in the end, but what was she thinking during this? This is a take on her thoughts and actions before, during and after her betrayal.

Candace is about to graduate from high school. Linda thinks some motherly words of wisdom are just what the doctor ordered. So why can't she think of any?

In the "Agent Doof" episode, Candace texts a photo of the Babe-inatored Phineas & Ferb to Mom, who thinks it's just an old photo of them. But - What's Wrong With This Picture? It bugged me so much, I had to write this.

"There's no tragic holiday-related backstory in my past. Christmas was always fine growing up. It wasn't great, it wasn't horrible." An average Christmas at the Doofenshmirtz household, and by average we mean absolutely horrifyingly average.

Perry was speechless, even if he had been able to talk, he couldn't have. He was touched. The doctor had literally said that with him around he felt safer. Although he tried to play it off in the end, Perry knew exactly what he meant. One-shot.

Ten-year-olds Phineas and Ferb go about their normal day, creating, inventing, and unknowingly bothering their sister. But when an unforeseen incident happens in the year 2014, they get a familiar visitor from six years in the future. No pairings, no slash.

Trouble in Calculus led me to writing this songfic based on E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S. Read it and tell me what you think.

Famed explorer Rhode Island Fletcher is summoned to Paris by the mysterious Agent V. What adventure awaits him? Inspired by the "Temple of Juatchadoon" episode.

One of Dr. D's -inators works, and Meap is caught in the middle. AU.

The day that comes every four years, Leap Day, has come. Lucky for Phineas and the gang, is it also a snow day! So come celebrate the day that doesn't come too often with Phineas and friends! Dr. D has made an inator to make Feb 29th fall each year!

Once again, Perry the Platypus isn't available to stop Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Can Planty the Potted Plant stop him again?

A sequel to 'the Past & the Furious.' Phineas, Ferb, & Candace travel to 2nd Dimension to help rescue the alternate Candace, and soon run into Doof's newest ally, who has a connection to her.

How the world was seen by a single figure, always present, yet always ignored.

Entry for Challenge #10: What happened when Phineas and Ferb went to Sandwich Town in Boyfriend From 27,000 BC? I know...the title really sucks.

It's a big day for Perry and Doofenshmirtz as they tune in to Disney Channel to see who will win Best Disney Channel Bromance. But how will they take the news? one-shot drabble.

Candace has a gift card to spend on music, but unintentionally, she discovers her little brothers' one hit wonder in the music marketplace, and even Candace has to say that it's pretty catchy.

From the realization to the declaration...comes a tale of a city banding together to take back their dimension, their lives...and their platypus. Takes place during "Across the Second Dimension". The final chapter is up!

Doof makes a New Year's resolution, and Perry decides to help Doof in any way he can. What could it possibly be? -Challenge Numba 9-

The holidays are a time for family, friends, and loved ones. The Flynn-Fletcher household will be chock full of all of them tonight. Obvious pairings will be obvious. Happy holidays, everyone!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz used to have a love/hate relationship with Christmas, but how did it begin? It all started one Christmas...

Doof has never hated Christmas- actually, he has an intense, burning indifference. But the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future just don't seem to get it! A PnF parody of A Christmas Carol written for the holidays.

On Thanksgiving, the boys are making Danville's biggest pumpkin pie using the pumpkin from the kitchen, and Candace and Betty Jo have to improvise dessert. Doof tries to sabotage his brother's holiday dinner when their parents come for the holiday meal.

Then he heard it. Running water. He could hear the water collect in the bathtub. Oh no… "Bath time, Agent P!" Major Monogram called to him in a sing-song voice. Oh, sweet platypuses, no…

One-shot Halloween special, but please ignore the fact that it's the middle of November. Join Phineas and Ferb as they adventure on Halloween night, where they run into an unexpected surprise. And by 'unexpected', I mean COMPLEATELY EXPECTED!

Phineas and Ferb work to remake Candace after she is blown away as dust. Takes place immediately after the episode: "The Curse of Candace" It is Challenge #2 between me and Batmarcus. Enjoy!

The baby in his arms blinked up at him, squirmed a little and then pursed her lips- Heinz thought she looked slightly impatient. **Cuteness ahead! Doofenshmirtz holding his daughter for the first time!**

Set during "Across the Second Dimension" - the boys have just discovered that Perry is Agent P. We all know how Phineas reacts to this - but what is Ferb thinking?

Phineas and Ferb wanted to devise a system for remembering everything, but a switch in the blueprints changes the entire day. How will the boys escape and will Perry be able to save them? Other possible genres: Humor, and Drama. Possible spoilers from the movie "Across The Second Dimension".

"Are you ready to earn your Demolition Patch?" Pinky asked. Isabella smiled as they both jumped into the melee. Set during the movie "Across The Second Dimension".

*EDIT* A picture by itself is worth a thousand words. So ten pictures must require a lot more than that. A one-shot based on the photos Perry uploads to his computer at the end of AtSD. R&R please!

When an old foe, who he doesn't remember, goes back in time to wipe Phineas from existence, he must team up with some old allies, who he also doesn't remember, to stop him, or his summer is over for good!

After a particularly rough day, Candace takes some time alone to try to ignore her worries, and finds herself comforted by a memory of a day from her past. One-shot. Rated K because it can be.

"I can't do it anymore, buddy," I said, and my voice was husky. "I gotta let them take me..." Oneshot set during the episode "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted" - also known as "At Last". T for implied violence. Brotherly fluff - not slash . R&R?

The story of The Raven, told through the eyes of Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Will he be able to lonesumely read his tomes of lore, or will he find peace nevermore.

/2nd Dimension/ After all, Doofenshmirtz wasn't the only one to blame...

Stacy and Jenny go window shopping, only to find something unexpected on their trip around town. Takes place after the movie.

Perry reveals one of his best-kept secrets and explains how it led to the worst day of his life. Only rated T for a slightly graphic injury; no strong language or other age-inappropriate material.

Phineas and Ferb make their own news show and Dr. Doofenschmirtz becomes addicted to a dance pad game he just can't seem to beat. Will Candace be able to bust her brothers when they're right on the home TV?

That one moment when Perry realized it was either protect Phineas and Ferb or keep his secret safe. One-shot drabble. Inspired by a scene in the movie.

The evil Dr. Doofenschmirtz explains - or tries to explain - his affiliation with his arch-nemesis, the fantastic Agent P. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR CERTAIN EPISODES. You have been warned. R&R!

Yes, I was worried. After all, it was my brother up there against an evil crazy scientist. With nothing but our pet, his secret agent weapons, and a remote control baseball. Ferb's POV. Set during Across the Second Dimension

How did Parallel Phineas and Ferb decide break the rules and transform into the anti-conformists who wore what they wanted and built extraordinary gadgets? How did First-dimension Phineas' dynamic personality affect Parallel Phineas? MISSING SCENE FIC.

Rewards come to those who wait. Those people who don't like to wait? Well... -Takes place during "Magic Carpet Ride"-.

Six years after that memorable summer holiday, Candace and Jeremy are still together, but Candace just knows that Jeremy and her brothers are hiding something for her. It drives her crazy. She's determined to find out what it is. Needless to say, she'll be very surprised once she realizes what's really happening...

Series of one-shots of the 'Unanswered Questions' in P&F. Sixth Question: EXTRA Are We A Little Too Young...?

When Candace forgets the Justice of the Peace for Aunt Tiana's wedding, Ferb steps in. one-shot. Occurs directly after the episode Candace's Big Day

Vanessa's fights with her dad would probably last a lot longer if the guilt and remorse didn't go both ways. One-shot.

Candace thinks about her mental state and how she feels about it, how it came to be and how she is affected by it. Rated T just to be safe.

Turning back the clock on age is an impossibility, which means it's no big deal to Phineas and Ferb. But what happens when an accident causes Phineas, Candace, and a bunch of their friends to swap ages for the day? Hijinks and romance, of course!

Isabella has her own side time-travel trips during the Quantum Boogaloo episode. This is the untold story.

Phineas is sick, but he refuses to skip a day of inventing. Ferb's worried he's overdoing it, and when he gets the feeling that there's more to Phineas' flu, he wonders if he'll be able to take control of the situation or not.

Phineas and Ferb build a backyard carnival, Doofenshmirtz builds a Despise-inator, everything goes horribly and wonderfully awry... you know, the usual. Written for Yuletide 2010.

An International Foodie Convention. A green green greenhouse. A Desaltinator. And, of course, a sister who wants nothing more than to bust her brothers. Basically, it's just another normal day in Danville.

Both wanting to escape Danville, Heinz and Vanessa run away to Gimmelschtump. Maybe there they'll find the father-daughter bond they've secretly been longing for.

What if the woman you love couldn't know you existed, or the world would end? A very different approach to Unknown Guy's cryptic appearance. T for mentioned character death.

It's a fine day in Danville and Buford demands that the boys help him out! Meanwhile Perry is on a mission to find out what Doofenshmirtz is up to due his suspicous behaviour in the supermarket! Written just for a laugh! Please R&R! *Updated & Complete*

Ten years in the future, Phineas and Ferb are in college and Perry is living with Doofenshmirtz. Perry misses Phineas and Ferb, but do Phineas and Ferb miss Perry? One shot.

Wanting to know his enemy better, Doofenshmirtz turns himself into a platypus, and just happens to infiltrate the Flynn-Fletcher house. Complete.

The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!

I don't know why this bothers me, but it does. Perhaps it's because I spend most of my waking hours focusing on the most minute of details for our big plans, but whatever the reason, I felt compelled to mend the situation. Ferb's POV, One-shot

Candace gets a job at a supermarket to be closer to Jeremy, but soon realizes it also keeps her farther away from Phineas and Ferb and paranoia sets in. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz opens a supermarket of his own- though he's not entirely sure why.

A parody of 'Perry the Platypus' starring Isabella's secret agent dog, Pinky! Oneshot.

THEME CHALLENGE SET. There is no such thing as a "stock" relationship, as every connection between any two people is inherently unique. The relationships in Phineas and Ferb—platonic, romantic, or otherwise—are no different.

Perry's thoughts and feelings during the episode "Oh, There You Are, Perry!" R&R!

After Isabella is amazed by another one of Phineas's outstanding projects, she finally decides to ask how he got his creativity. Who knew that the answer would be something so simple? Oneshot.

Ferb can talk to Phineas about anything...almost. One-sided Ferb/Vanessa, one-sided Isabella/Phineas, but mostly a Phineas and Ferb family/friendship story. Not slash or incest.

It's a routine mission for Perry one day when Doofenshmirtz asks him a question that changes everything.... No, this is NOT PerryxDoofenshmirtz! I repeat, NOT PerryxDoofenshmirtz!Oneshot.

A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!

For the silent one of the family, Ferb certainly keeps a lot of things to himself. This story is one of them.