Welcome to this profile of mine. Yes, yes, I know- very drab, isn't it? Well, what do you expect from a psychopath? Color? Emotion? Please. Nothing of the sort lives here.

Except maybe in my stories.

What? You expect all my characters to be as 'fake' and 'dull' as I am? Of course not! Fourteen years of faking emotion hasn't been for nothing, you know! I can make my characters as real as anyone!

Of course, that doesn't meant that my characters can't be like me. They are mine, after all. So, I get to make them however I want.

Unless of course they're characters from books. Then I can't, because they don't exactly belong to me, and I can't stress enough how much I hate writing out of character. Or, I would, if I could feel hate.

I wonder if I'm missing out...

Is being happy fun?

Is being angry satisfying? I'll never know.

Huh, I guess it's good that I can't feel fear. People tell me that it's a very constricting emotion. I agree. Who would want to be afraid?

Anyways, I digress. Welcome to the Wonderful World of a Psychopath. Enjoy your stay.

Titus