Hello, I am the famous Kate Gooshi. I own you all ; )

I'm 17, from England and I do write fic, I'm just not willing to share it with anyone outside my circle of good online friends. I'm here primarily to find fic to read. If you're lucky, I'll read a fic of yours. If you're really lucky, I'm compliment a fic of yours. I'm not so easy to please and with majority of wrestling fics being cliché pairings, I tend to be left dissatisfied.

Favourite Current Divas:

Lita - I wont go into detail but if you're judging someone and resenting them for what they do with their personal lives, you're seriously in need of one yourself. It always astonishes me just how much some online retards allow themselves to become involved in other's lives who they don't even know. Fucking hilarious Cheating happens ALL the time. Just because she's a TV personality doesn't mean she has to be the immaculate fucking conception, idiots. These same people probably kid themselves into believing Trish is some virginal choir girl. Has it never ever occurred to you that she may have been unhappy in her relationship and Matt wasn't as saintly as he'd have us all believe? Shocking, I know! I said I wouldn't go into detail but this subject rakes me, plainly because of how clueless majority of the haters are.

Mickeh - This chick owns. Simple as.

Torrie - Gorgeous.

Favourite Current Dudes:

Chris Masters - As far as wrestling goes, I'll openly admit... he isn't the best but he is gorgeous. I Mickie for Masters so in warning; touch and death awaits you : )

Carlito - Sex. Period.

Randy Orton - It kills me to love him so much because I feel like such an emo teen bopper for it but w/e, he's fine as hell.

Diva Hates:

Trish - Trish Stratus of T&A, 3. Trish Stratus of anything past T&A, die. She's over-pushed as some wrestling phenom when she couldn't wrestle her way out of a plastic surgeons. Her nose 'broke' during wrestling to achieve the shape it has now (considerably smaller and less Greek looking then in her earlier days). Fuck off. When was the last time you heard of somebody's nose being smashed into an aesthetically pleasing shape? Trying to convince fans that handstands are in fact wrestling moves will not fly with anyone other then 7 year old kids and mindless female marks that think her jumping about the ring like some anorexic kangaroo is, 'ZoMgxz $0000000000000000 1$pirin6!' Eat shit. Yeah, I'm not so much of a Stratus fan.

Stacy - 'She's Got Legs!' ... so fuck?

Sharmell – If I have to hear, ‘Baby, 5 time, My man!’ come out of that eco sized mouth of hers once more, I’ll maker her eat her weave.

I'd mention the DS trollops but I see them so low that I wouldn't consider giving one of them the privilege of being a Diva. Plague Diva Search. No actual wrestling fan wants to see that shit!

Male Hates:

HHH - Eat shit and die you TV ruiner.

JBL - Exactly why was he given the belt. His promos are a sure fire cure for insomnia. He's fat and makes Viscera look like an incredibly gifted, young athlete.

Favourite Pairings:

Lita/Masters
Lita/Randy
Lita/Carlito
Hey, if she’s such a slut she may aswell have them all.
Carlito/Masters
Randy/Mickie

Randy/Cena

Randy/Masters
Masters/Mickie
Masters/Torrie

Least Favourite Pairings:

Randy/Stacy - Yawn
Randy/Trish – Just irks me.
Lita/Edge – I’m just not a fan of fics including them.
Lita/Matt – Matt’s included. Point made.
Carlito/Maria – If I wanted him paired with a bird, I’d have him with Daffy Duck. Das Cool.
Masters/Maria - Mickie smiles Run for your life, Maria.
Actually, come to think of it; anything including anything Diva Search (Unless they all suffer tragic deaths) is detested by me.

So there you have it. Please me : )