Hello. Asinglecrimsonrose here and I'm here to read/review Phantom of the Opera fanfictions because Erik is a heck of a lot better than that other guy.

I really love fanfiction because half the stories on here are a big slap in the face to Raoul (urgh) and you don't need to know a thing about html. (Amen!)

Musicals: Wicked, Phantom of the Opera (I need to see it though :-) ), and lots more :D

Phantoms: Michael Crawford owns you all :D, John Cudia, and Ramin Karimloo

I really didn't like whoever that was in the music video for the song "The Phantom of the Opera" from the 80's... Steve Harley or whatever.

Christines: Emmy Rossum and Sarah Brightman!! Sierra Boggess (Did I spell that right??) is good too.

Top 5 Phantom Songs: Music of the Night, Point of No Return, The Phantom of the Opera, Think of Me, Down Once More/Track Down This Murderer

Yes, I know about Love Never Dies. It's a sequel. Get over it, it can't be perfect like The Phantom of the Opera. At least Raoul's a drunk. That works.

Top 3 Love Never Dies Songs: Beneath a Moonless Sky, 'Till I Hear You Sing (Once More), The Beauty Underneath, make that Top 4 :-), The Phantom Confronts Christine

Now scroll down a bit and go read some of the stories at the bottom of this page. You'll like them. Go. Now.

Twilight was better when no one knew about it. Now it's just annoying, sorry all you Edwardians or whatever you're called these days... Don't like Twilight.

My favorite kind of music is Broadway...soundtracks... whatever. I'm a bit obsessed. Just saying.

If you want me to review your story please send me an email or whatever these message things are called on here. I'd be happy to, just please don't blame me if I don't like it. Constructive criticism, you know.

One of my favorite quotes is "Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway." If you can follow that you're good to go for the next some odd years.

The world will not end in 2012. Erik will protect us. :D

Copy and pasting time! :-) (get your mouse ready)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkB
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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, IamthePhantomoftheOpera, othatpinkpuff, Erikroolsall, xXxMusexXx, asinglecrimsonrose

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; Dark lady of the Sonnets French Horn!!, Erikroolsall piano, xXxMusexXx VIOLIN!, asinglecrimsonrose TRUMPET AND PIANO RULE YOU ALL! :D

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Phantom of the Opera and Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap!

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're in love with a fictional character (or at least other people think they're fictional) copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman)) Dark Lady of the Sonnets (Erik-Phantom of the Opera, Artemis Fowl,), Erikroolsall (Erik/The Phantom but I like other charactes, just don’t have a crush on them), xXxMusexXx (Erik, Phantom of the Opera. LUFF.) asinglecrimsonrose (Erik, Phantom of the Opera/Phantom...)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you actually read other people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

IF YOU WORSHIP ERIK LIKE A GOD, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. (well not a God but one of the best things that ever happened to me)

If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet WEBPAGE, copy and paste this on your profile!

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile

Wikipedia's definition of a 'Phantom Phan' (Actually, I don't think this is on Wikipedia anymore. I still think it's funny, though.)-

If you think the following is funny post this on your profile and write your name here: erik'sangel527, xXxMusexXx, asinglecrimsonrose (it's true)

"A cult following has evolved around the story, with members calling themselves Phantom Phans. The most obsessive are those enthralled with Erik, but members can be fans of any of the characters. The most common way to spot one of these people is the way they manage to relate their everyday behavior to the story in some way, comparing their current life situation to some aspect of the story, or weaving their favorite character into the topic. Phans have been known to attend film showings in full costume -- though they hardly need that reason to don their capes and masks in public. And they often stop in their tracks at sight of masks, elaborate chandeliers, a new cover to the book, or even pipe organs. They may sing along if a Phantom-related song comes on over the speakers in a store or elevator. At least one Phan became so infatuated with the story that she legally changed her name to Christine Daaé. One website held a year-long competition as to who was the "Official Phantom Phan". The winner has kept that title as of 2006. Websites contain long lists of favored traits of the Phans themselves, Psychological/Medical breakdowns of the characters, comparisons of the book, play, and films, and news about the actors, along with copious fan fiction ("phan-phictions") Some "phictions" are alternate versions of the same story, and some simply use the setting and characters from The Phantom of the Opera as a launching station for their own storylines. Online Phantom forums have also blossomed over the internet connecting generations of "Phans." The growing number of Phans of The Phantom suggests that these are people who already were inclined to devote themselves to the arts, and many express great interest in other works focusing Gothic romanticism, the forgotten genius, or the damsel in macabre distress."

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you’re a Ninja!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you can read that, please put it in your profile.

If you want to slap Raoul every time you watch/read The Phantom of the Opera and he runs off with Christine copy and paste this into your profile.