The Sinful Archerhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Sherlock, Metal Gear, Metroid, Ouran High School Host Club, and Punch-Out!!. Hey. I'm Archer. I mostly write metal gear solid stuff nowadays. If you've got a request, send it my way! My ao3 account is usually where I post my more controversial stuff, and that is UltimateFangirl125. I'm problematic as fuck, and if you don't like me, just know that neither do I. |
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Simple Joys by Hydrangea Boy reviews
Life around Groznyj Grad is actually rather normal when you get past the fact that it's an impenetrable fortress. And that your boyfriend is a 6'7" Russian who channels 10,000,000 volts of electricity through his body. Volkov drabbles/vignettes I write when I get bored. Mostly based before Virtuous Mission and during Operation Snake Eater, in MGS3. Quality will vary. Possibly NSFW.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Y. B. Volgin, I. R. Raikov
Glass Shard Ghosts by Bentleys and Bookshops reviews
Stanley Pines has successfully faked his own death and taken on his brother's identity. When a former flame comes with condolences, he is returned to a time from his past, and confronted yet again with the problems of his present. Basically an AU I thought up where Stan and Carla McCorkle are reunited. Because I'm a sucker for this pairing. Rated T for mild language.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,466 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Grunkle Stan, Carla mC.]
Town Rivalries by Bentleys and Bookshops reviews
Reverse Falls Fanfiction. Pacifica and Gideon meet the Pines, and make two very powerful enemies. A few details in this story are based off the Carla v.s. Stan head canons on the Tumblr of a 'Firecracker'. Just felt the need to credit them! This is possibly one of a series of Reverse Falls stories from me.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/22/2015
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Kashmir reviews
It's been four wonderful years of bliss since Raikov and Volgin have been reunited, but someome else has other plans... (Sequel to Sympathy for the Devil)
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Y. B. Volgin, I. R. Raikov, Quiet - Complete
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy(s)
Two young allies wake, and share a few moments of young love. (Aka Eli and Mantis' first kiss)
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2016
Secret Admirer reviews
Haruhi Fujioka's life is perfectly normal. Or as normal as it can get when you're the pseudo-slave for a group of flirtatious boys. Then, one day, she finds a rose in her locker with a note that's signed "from your secret admirer". (Wrote this awhile back, probably slight OOC because I can't write)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Haruhi F.
Couldn't Be Happier
A Madoka Magica style magical girl AU starring Raikov. Wrote this before TPP came out as a tiny oneshot. Hell, maybe I'll write more if anyone likes it. Anyway, much tamer (and shorter) than my usual stuff. Enjoy!
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Y. B. Volgin, I. R. Raikov
Les Enfants Terribles reviews
We all know the results of the Les Enfants Terribles project, but what about the woman who carried the Twin Snakes? (Rated T for language)
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2015
Sympathy for the Devil reviews
Even villains can fall in love. When Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov's world changes, he finds himself something he never thought he would be: lonely. Without Volgin to protect him, Raikov knows he has to get his lover back, no matter what it takes. (Rated M for language and some sexual themes, but there's no actual in depth smut.)
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Y. B. Volgin, I. R. Raikov, Quiet - Complete
Moments in the Woods reviews
"Foolishness can happen in the woods... Once again please?"
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Ocelot, B. Boss - Complete
Aphrodisiac
Hal and Dave get hit with an aphrodisiac grenade during a mission, and several things are revealed in the process. Porn without plot. (Contains ftm transgender Hal and several of my most shameful kinks, but nothing TOO bad. Proceed with caution.)
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2015 - S. Snake - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect reviews
Little Mac and Samus spar. Just a little oneshot I thought of awhile back. Rated T for mild profanity. Can be romance or not; it's up to you!
Crossover - Metroid & Punch-Out!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Complete
Dead Reckoning
AU: David Pliskin and Hal Emmerich both meet with the same psychiatrist every six months to discuss their PTSD. They've never met, and have almost nothing in common. But one night, tragedy strikes, and when David saves Hal's life, their lives begin to intertwine in ways they never could have imagined. Rated T for adult themes, but rating may be changed later.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2015
Cabin Fever- an Otasune oneshot reviews
After the big shell incident, Otacon needed a place to stay. Where better than with his best friend, Solid Snake? When he moves in, neither expects what will happen next. But they're determined to enjoy it.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2015 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E., Sunny E.
It Takes Two to Tango reviews
Ally Jackson is an ordinary young woman of 25, who lives with her blood-crying cousin/best friend, Martha Todd, who cant seem to hold a job. Then one day Ally's mother is mysteriously murdered. Sherlock Holmes is put on the case, and Ally starts to fall head over heels in love with him. It's up to Sherlock to solve the mystery of Ally's mum's death, as Ally loves him from afar.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Sherlock H., OC, John W.