My thoughts...and other random attributes

When nothing goes right...go left.

Things to do today:

1. get out of bed
2.survive
3.go back to bed

Person: Are you single or dating someone?
Me: Im looking for a zombie apocalypse survival partner

Sarcasm is only one of the services I provide.

I dont make a big deal on anniversaries or Valentine's Day.

I'm a brunette.

I'm not crazy just a little unwell.

I'm as clumsy as hell.

People think i'm screwed up, they should meet the rest of my family.

I'm a nerd and I just don't care cause we have pi!

i like biting off gummy bear's heads

Real scenerios my friends pulled on me

Guy friend: Do you want a hug?
Me in an angry mood: No
Guy friend: What did I just say?
Me annoyed: Do you want a hug?
Guy friend hugs me: Yes I would
Me: you little troll

In a movie theater
My purse slides off my shoulder making me spill a little popcorn (i do not like most purses but we were sneaking in soda and candy)
my friend: arent you gonna pick it up?
me: no people are paid to do that
my friend: so your leaving it
me:im just helping the economy lets go

In a movie theater
i got locked in a bathroom stall because the lock broke
I crawled out only to be relieved it was empty
I get back to the theater to see my friend ask me why I took so long
she then laughed at me because I got locked in a stall

In a movie theater
I open a bag of m&ms and some go into my shirt
I fish a few out to see my guyfriend staring at me
me:perv stop looking
he looked sheepish and turned away
my friend and her bf burst out laughing
still cant understand why thou

Favorite Pairings:
Teen Titans; RobStar, BBRae, CyBee, Flinx, HotGent, JeriKole, Aqualad/Terra,
Young Justice: Spitfire, SuperMartian, Kaldur/Raquel, Chalant
Justice League: Batman/WonderWoman, HawkGirl/Green Lantern,Superman/Lois Lane

Favorite Characters:
Teen Titans: Cyborg
Young Justice: Artemis
JLU: Wonder Woman