Over the years, I have grown older and wiser... My love for Harry Potter and good smut has not dwindled. However, I still like to remind myself of my lame, nerdy roots. So I kept the bones of my own profile from when I was merely 12. Enjoy being entertained from some stranger's old stupidity :-D

Let the show begin (sorry i always say that when i start somthing) My head is very far in the gutter. Sadly i can't pull it out. Even when i try. and thus one of my stories probably should be R. I live in the middle of nowhere. It's so boring. and the fact that i don't own a gun to shoot cows with doesn't make me feel better. Here are some of my faveourite quotes. "Don't chew with your mouth full!" - my mom "People try to discust me this must mean i'm discusting but its just me i'm just obsene" - Slim Shady "Lilac Elephant and Rainbow colored donkeys are kewl cuz ... I see a lilac elephant!! I have a little rainbow colored donkey thats the size of my thumb and goes to the end of the rainbow to get me a peice of gold at a time" It's from the story Pen Pal (don't sue Dazma) "Yeah you used to luv to get flushed. Every saterday night you'd be like flush me jay! flush me! and i'd be all naaaa" - Will smith Men In black 2 And the last quote is from my friend. In responce to the teacher anouncing there should be no profanity in yearbooks, my friend shouts: "What the fucks profanity?!" lol I like that one. :Catchy theme song tune comes on: Read my storys for more fun. And my famous (or Infamous) traditional closing phrase: Thank you and good night