Quotes and words to live by

"Im in love with the ordinary" - Jimmy Eat World

"We are all born with promise." Agent Pendergast, Book of the Dead

Name:

May Gonzalez

Info:

Well Of Course I Love Anime. I Am A Hard-Core Anime Fan I Like All Kinds. I Spend Most Of My Days Reading Manga Or Watching Anime. My Favorite Anime? Uhmm... Thats Hard Would Probably Have To Be Elfen Lied (Blood And Gore With Romance!) Or Death Note (Mystery) OR D.Gray-Man!My Pairings? Well I Have So Many My Favorite Pairing Would Probably Have To Be Sasuke/ Chidori From Full Metal Panic, Haruchi/ Tamaki, Hikaru/Kaouru From Ouran High School Host Club, Or Inuyasha/ Kagome In Inuyasha (THEY KISS!). I Am A Twilight Fan! Also A Harry Potter Fan! I Play Kingdom Hearts And Final Fantasy (All Of Them)

22 Things To-Do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

10 Good Things About Being A Girl
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

There are 3 things in life EVERY girl needs...
Love to make her weak...
Alcohol to make her strong...
And best friends when both things make her hit the floor.

Friends will be like, "You deserve better". Best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in several days."

Our laughs are limitless.
Our memories are countless.
Our friendships are endless