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Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.

my name's rex and i'm a southern boy.

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Gravity by faithunbreakable reviews
Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,581 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk
Five Times Spock Scared Chekov by Lilith Luciferia reviews
and One Time He Didn't. Spock seems to frighten so many people without intending or realizing it. Here are related the tales of five times Pavel Chekov fell victim to this phenomenon, and one time Spock wasn't so bad. My first story. Reviews are adored.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,199 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Spock, P. Chekov - Complete
On the Side by gertie-flirty reviews
Burton Guster meets up with somebody who he shares a common interest with. It's not always easy being second banana. One shot, complete.
Crossover - Psych & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Burton G./Gus, John W. - Complete
A Very Practical Gift by bookdragon01 reviews
Scotty's an engineer, so his gift to the Captain is bound to be practical in more ways than one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2010 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Unexpected Encounters by Corey Lin reviews
Five years after the defeat of Voldemort, a chance encounter on a London street opens new possibilities for friendship and shows just how much one man can change. Written after HBP and is not DH compliant. Now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Locomotive Breath by anthrop reviews
It's the little things that can break a man.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Blink by anthrop reviews
Character studies of one Conrad Achenleck, postmortem. 1: The night following his turning.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Conrad A.
Nothing To Be Afraid Of by anthrop reviews
Conrad attempts to take care of Toni after an unfortunate brush with silver. M for swearing, vomiting, violence, nudity.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Conrad A., Toni - Complete
Happy Treaty of Edinburgh Day by Quantum Witch reviews
(2010) Thoughtful gifts are thoughtful. Even when they happen without thinking first, or at all.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Capsules of Energy by anthrop reviews
It is unfortunate that another, more experienced vampire hunter has followed you tonight.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zombie, Conrad A. - Complete
Lub Dub by anthrop reviews
Conrad really ought to keep better track of his eating schedule. Mostly a fun bit of stream of consciousness.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Tally by Demyrie reviews
Then there was the moment where Lamont, beyond pissed-off that his best friend had called his rawly-recent ex a whore, realized that fighting wasn't just fighting to Luce Worth. Worthmont friendship fic, non-explicitly masochism-centric.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T.
Such a Supple Wrist by Spockchick reviews
How did our wonderful boy genius get so accurate at beaming up? Film anniversary prompt from TalesFromTheSpockSide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Don't Drink The SkeleGro by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus wind up at Hogwarts? A response to the "100 Themes" and "Shawn Spencer and the Harry Potter Crossover" challenges. Any major spoilers will be from the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
Pigeonproofing by Penbrydd reviews
Due to a transporter malfunction, Kirk has been turned into a pigeon, and in typical pigeon fashion, he's out to mark his territory. Spock objects, with Scotty's assistance. -100% crack!-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Spock, M. Scott - Complete
50 Words of ZADF by JoeMerl reviews
When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
not quite milton keynes by acetamide reviews
Crowley thinks that maybe, perhaps, Jim Kirk might be worth the wait. Not that he'd bet anything substantial on it.
Crossover - Good Omens & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Gorillaz: Rock It by Vilsy reviews
The foursome are wandering in a rather frightening and surreal wasteland. This is an account of how Murdoc, Noodle, Russell, and 2D may have found themselves there. Next yearly chapter update complete! Har har.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2005
Writers Block by Dystopiac reviews
Movieverse. Whilst in the afterlife waiting room, Beetlejuice attempts to write Lydia a letter, explaining how he feels about her. However, after several attempts at a romantic love letter, he decides to write something more suitable for him.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Noodle Has Three Daddies by Senri reviews
Alternately, five times the Gorillaz boys have 'parented' Noodle.
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
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Your Ass Is Grass reviews
Very few circumstances will force Zim and Dib to be allies, and they suppose their current situation calls for that: Zim is on a girls' soccer team with Gaz, Dib is a chaperone on a mysterious trip to the mountains, the forces of Hell want to use Gaz as a weapon, and there's not enough room for two invasions on one planet. ZADF, ZAGF.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Zim, Dib
Malfunction Junction reviews
Zim and Dib share more adventures than they are entirely comfortable sharing with each other as they progress from grade to grade. Go directly to Skool; do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars. THIS CHAPTER: If it moves, kick it; if it doesn't move, kick it until it does. Also known as "Zim plays soccer." Occasional ZADF; ZADR-friendly.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dib, Zim