ONE: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. TWO: All will conform to the Irken image. THREE: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. FOUR: All individual thought will be banned. FIVE: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.

"People forget about them, about floppy disks. They forget about all the stuff they saved on them. I just like… I just like knowing all that shit won't all be forgotten. That things aren't ever forgotten."

The first Christmas Stan brings Kyle as his boyfriend is far from ideal.

"I'll always remember it as the Christmas Kyle broke into my house."

It's the future, and everything's gone to hell. With Cartman's word as law, it'll take what's left of South Park all that they have just to survive, much less find a way to take down the iron fist.

With Dib branded as Irken property and Zim locked deep inside Membrane labs, two wills grapple with the loss of their freedom and question their ability to endure when they don't even possess their own names.

The obscenities and confessions just seem to gush out when Stan drinks. And tonight was no different. Includes boys love, vomit, Doritos and crackers. Rated M for the language.

Are they really so different after all? ...Yes. Yes, they are. ZADF. COMPLETE.

'"Why did you guys stop being friends in the first place? What happened last year?" I asked out-of-the-blue. Kenny blinked at me stonily. Then he smiled. That knowing smile. The kind where he knew something about you. Something big. It was also the smile that meant he wasn't going to tell me.' Style.

Cartman always gets what he wants. But this time...this time somebody else has gotten their hands on what should be his. Style and one-sided Kyman.

Stan makes a summer appearance as the jolly old man in red.

And we thought the crazy would end once we left South Park.

Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR

Stan will go to any length to make Wendy fall for him. Do girls really like Homoerotic boys? But...maybe it's not right to use Kyle like that- unless Stan's really got feelings towards his best friend. Let's see what Kyle thinks of it...

Stan's pretty sure he and Kyle are meant to be together. But after inadvertently breaking Kyle's heart in their senior year, will their relationship ever come to fruition? M for language and possible sexual situations.

After persistent bullying since middle school, Kyle Broflovski vowed to end it all a year after his blood pact. Now seventeen years old and on his final day, we get a look into the highly troubled mind of a teen pushed over the edge. Two-shot. Complete.

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."

Certain secrets of Julien's come to light. Deals with FTM transgender issues - sorry for blatant spoiler, I'm trying to forestall flames here. No pairings.

Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.

He was such a f***ing idiot sometimes. He should have learned by now that denying who you are and what you want does nothing but push away the person you're trying so hard to convince yourself you don't need. Style, ft. Bunny & some Candy on the side

Sequel to Kyle's Dream. 'The fan in his room had broken some time ago and it was causing some strange dreams as of lately. He always woke up before it got too serious but this time was different.' BoysLove.

What happens during the sleepovers wouldn't be mentioned the next day. But it's getting increasingly more difficult for Stan Marsh. Tinged with boyxboy affection.

Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?

When King Julien is haunted by the paranormal, he turns to the penguins for help. When they refuse to help him, what will happen when King Julien's life is hanging by one last thread?

"I feel it is my duty as his confident and an artist to document the worst night of his life." Stan discovers Kyle's darkest secret in the form of one of Kenny's sketchbooks. Style, heavy stuff, you've been warned.

"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."

"Daffy always comes back, I just tell him how much I need him." -Bugs Bunny in Loony Tunes "Back in Action" BugsxDaffy That's right, I went there.

There's no excuse for this. pwp

A simple shooting star in the night sky solidifies Kowalski and Julien's relationship, while causing ripples and changes in others. KoJu, one sided Skipper/Julien, Julien/Mort, and Skipper/Private

Never in all his years had he witnessed such a sight as the bouncing picture of paradise before him, and yet that paradise was more forbidden to him than solemnity to a hyena. Slash.

This a poem to all Skipper fans! I hope you like it. This poem is based on my fanfic, "Beyond The Stars". Please R&R! Kudos! Peace out! XD

True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.

The king and the commando. They were destined to form a rivalry, but when a kiss between them changes everything, will that rivalry give way to a secret romance? SkipperxJulien

When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.

Dedicated to Alis Grave Nil. When Julien is bored it means trouble for the penguins. My first Kowalski/Rico story.

LOL WUT?

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

Even with Earth destroyed, Zim cannot stop until he breaks Dib's spirit. How far will he go to do so? Rated M for violence and gore, lots of gore. Very dark oneshot.

And as I cry myself to sleep, my tears drown me in my dreams. SxK heartbreak.

Sheila Broflovski has the perfect son... mild Slash.