Name: Your mother
Age: 99 millenia
Occupation: I watch you while you sleep
Location: I currently reside in a cardboard box on the side of I-270. Of course, I'm hoping to move up in the world, soon, and get it moved to the side of I-70. However, I'm trying to not be too optimistic, lest I get my hopes up and then have them dashed.

I am probably one of the strangest people you will ever meet. Someone once described me as "...the closest thing to an imaginary friend you can get, only the best part is that I'm real. The one downfall is that you can't just ignore my existance when I get annoying because I'm always there." There are few people in the world that can handle me on a higher level, such as being around me quite a lot.

I have a few very good friends, all of whom I care about very much.

I am the definition of a geek. I love Harry Potter, I cried at the end of the 6th book... and the 5th... and the 4th... and the 7th... I've been playing D&D since I was 11. So yeah... that's quite a lot. I played it before it was even invented. What now? I read everything I can lay my hands on, though I'm most fond of the Dragonlance series. My favorite time of the year is summertime, not because I get to "omg, go to Cali 4 shizzle!!!1" nor because "lyk, sun, yah!" Mainly, I love summer because I get to attend the Renaissance Faire and work to close at the theatre, then go to Steak and Shake with my co-workers where we discuss our annoying managers while throwing ketchup on each other. I read manga when I'm bored, I'm dying to go to an AnimeCon. I won't leave my home without my dice, and my D&D Player's Handbook is my Bible. My character is me. And Clay is my diety. (Inside joke, you wouldn't understand)

Music is my forte. I am a natural-born musician. In marching band, I play flute, though I can also play alto or tenor saxaphone, clarinet, oboe, trumpet, or piano. I am mostly in love with piano. Other than that, I am in love with rock, alternative, metal, and other types of music along those lines. My favorite bands in world are Jimmy Eat World, Linkin Park, Apocalyptica, and Dragonforce. If you don't know who they are, you're insane.

I'm extremely outgoing, very loud, and always hyper. It's pretty much the most amazing thing in the world. If you don't know me, then I'm very sorry. That's unfortunate on your part. Sarcasm is my love. And I will one day rule the world.

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Dante E. Alexandros is amazing.