I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

If anyone is still out there... I just updated, you guys. Not dead yet.

It has been months since the famous battle against the Red Death. Hiccup and Toothless return to a normal life, until Hiccup seems to suffer the consequences of befriending a dragon. The Gods seem to have curse Hiccup and help him follow the a road of fate that he never could have ventured before. Contains Toothcup, Yaoi, and Violence in later chapters.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Harry sacrifices himself to save his friends from Fiendfyre in the DoM. He dies and ends up in a strange limbo where he is greeted by Salazar Slytherin. He finds out a few things, and trains for years inside this strange place. A year passes outside and the war against Voldemort is going badly. Then Ginny Weasley sees heavenly light in the sky. H/G, AU after OotP

Hiro is an exchange boy in Mexico, who has met by luck that one who would become his best friend. {Hiro x Miguel}

Various instances of Harry going completely insane. Being brushed off by McGonagall, Riddle and the Chamber, seeing what Rita was ACTUALLY writing down, Umbridge's Blood Quills, and Snape's Occlumency. Updates will be posted in chronological order, so a chapter taking place before chapter 3 but after chapter 2 would bump chapter 3 to chapter 4. Previously called Interview.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

HPDM slash. Soul-marks/soulmate AU. Draco, the Ministry's best Auror, receives an assignment to chase an unexpectedly fugitive Harry Potter. But as he chases Potter down, Draco learns secrets the Ministry has been keeping from him, secrets that could change him- and the wizarding world- even as he hunts Potter. COMPLETE.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, heir apparent to the kingdom of Berk, son of King Stoick the Vast, was quite surprised to one day find a gigantic Frost Dragon poking its head into his bedroom, asking very politely to kidnap him.

Hiccup y Toothless llevan ya meses de amigos, lo que ellos ignoran es que Loki, el dios, les ayudó a escapar del fuego de La Reina Dragón. Ahora el dios quiere que le paguen el favor, sin embargo las cosas no van como lo planeado para el par. YAOI TXH.

When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.

Dean's meeting with Death is nothing like he expected. Honestly, who the hell is this kid?

In an attempt to protect his son, Stoick concocts a plan that winds up hurting Hiccup worse than the young Viking would have ever imagined possible. His wounds are so great that he tries to end his life, but recovering from a suicide attempt is only half of Hiccup's battle. Now he has to learn to trust his family and friends again. Rated T for self-harm and some foul language.

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

With all of his secrets, Harry thought he had enough going on after 4th year. Of course, it was not to be and when he wakes up from an attack he finds himself no longer human. Thrown in to a new life, Harry has to live, as well as deal with the reactions from the light and dark. He has to trust his instincts, but he is Harry Potter, of course he would be different. SLASH, DARK, OOC

OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

A TadashixHiro incest fic. "Not many people knew my brother like I knew my brother." Tadashi has to figure out if he should tell his brother about his feelings for him. He considered all the options. This could end badly. Or this could be a great opportunity for him to finally get what he wanted. It was all about perspetive.

Things were better in Berk and Hiccup's life couldn't be better, and it didn't. It got worse once an accident hit him and causes him to lose something important. On the other hand, all Jack wants is to be seen. He finds someone of interest, but sadly, this one can not see him. Jack did stay though to help this poor dragon trainer.

A series of one-shots that contain the previously untold details from my story "When Worlds Collide". Each story will have its own description. Cover art by Warrior Nun, used with permission.

"What would you do if I told you that I don't want to die?" he says. "That I don't want to sacrifice myself for thankless idiots and mindless sheep?" Severus Snape has an unexpected conversation with Harry Potter. AU: One-shot, sixth year.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Ever since his mother passed, Hiccup's life has been miserable and boring, mostly thanks to his father. But that changes when a high up mob member takes an interest in him. Written pre-HTTYD2. Rated T to be safe. AU. Toothcup, don't like don't read. Cover art by Warrior Nun, used with permission. En Español: /s/10542339/1/Cuando-Los-Mundos-Chocan

Hiccup is a boy of 20 who has a rather big house and needs extra money. So he decides to send an add out in the paper for a roommate that will pay rent to stay. When someone writes him saying that they'd like to come and see the house, the last thing Hiccup expects it to be a very attractive boy named Toothless. Rated M for language, sexual situations, and language. AU 21st century

Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.

Jack and Hiccup were both lonely students until a rather interesting meeting changes their daily routine. Jack now finds he has his hands full with a new friend, and a small companion in his apartment, and things are changing rapidly- and Jack's starting to think it's for the better. (Hijack)

Empezar en una nueva escuela NO es fácil...Emil, obligado por sus padres, asiste a la misma escuela que su hermano, su vida cambiará pronto y, que tiene que ver un hong konés?, multipairing. AU.

One night during Harry's occlumency lesson, Snape see's secrets Harry never wanted to reveal. Secrets that Harry doesn't even want to remember himself. SLASH, M/M, HP/SS, Written for SomethingWithMittens 'Sell me a Story' Challenge

"Jack Frost, you have broken your oath and taken the life of a child. You are hereby banished from the Guardians of Childhood and will live out the remainder of your immortal life in solitude. You will be erased from the memories of children and branded as a traitor for all spirits to see. Have you, Jack Frost, anything to say for yourself?"

When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it

Hiccup is well known to be the weak nerd in the town of Berk, and the fact that he loves to draw doesn't help his reputation either. Will this new jock name 'Jack Frost' hate Hiccup like all the others, or will he give him something that no one has ever given him before? Jack FrostxHiccup, FrostCup, boyxboy. Don't like it, then don't read it. My first Yaoi Fanfic...please be nice?

AU. Toothcup. Hiccup se ha mudado a su nuevo hogar en un intento por superar la muerte de su madre, allí un cierto Night Fury lo llevará a un mundo donde el dolor no existe y donde los fantasmas sí.

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

Severus has an urgent message to get to his... readers.

Human!ToothlessxHiccup HTTYD/Dark-Hunters crossover Toothless is a Katagarian Were-Hunter, a creature that is able to turn human, who was fated to be mates with Hiccup. However, betrayal separated the two forever. Or, has it? Full Summary inside

SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!

Remus can't wait to reform the family he had once thought he had lost. As he walks by Harry's door to fetch him for breakfast though he sees something that does not bode well. Warnings: Mentions of abuse and characters are a little out of character

He felt unwanted, Hiccup realized, as he rubbed his sleeve along his eyes.

COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!

I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

What happens when Fred's hand slips and an extra ingrediant gets added to his potion? What happens when George and Harry sample said potion? Fiction written for Bam4Me!

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

I don’t think he’s sexy, I don’t think that he’s hot, I don’t think that he’s perfect, I don’t, I don’t, I DON’T!Ah, I suppose you’re wondering what I’m talking about, huh? Hey, don’t you look at me like that! I’m not insane, I swear I’m not! Elricest!

Harry ha sufrido un ataque devastador... Ron comienza a descubrir extraños sentimientos... ¿Logrará el moreno soportar las secuelas de la agresión? ¿Podrán ambos negar lo que sienten? ¿Qué es exactamente lo que sabe Hermione? FINALIZADO!

The thought of Edward with a wedding ring, Edward MARRIED, was just too much. Like a horrible car crash, one simply found themselves drawn to it... staring, wondering, transfixed with that little silver band.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

harry is suffering, so remus and sirius take him in and try to help, but what if the help makes it worse? slash, cutting, depressing themes, suicidal tendencies, and child abuse. HPDM and SBRL.