Upon accepting the part of Narcissa Malfoy an actress finds herself in a magical world, without a script. To get out she needs to get in deeply first.

A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.

(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]

Regina makes the choice that Robin can't: she erases her memories of their relationship in order to force his hand. To everyone's horror, she underestimates the strength of the potion and unleashes the Evil Queen on Storybrooke, destroying far more than her second chance at love. [Outlaw Queen. Season 4 AU/fix-it fic.]

My take on how the relationship between Skyla and Skyler developed. Set before the Series. Skyla/Skyler. Please read and review! Trailer in my Profile. COMPLETED

A series of adventures with Cora. Regina and Emma are together and experience adventures with Cora, since she is new to this world, is amused and terrified of some things, and likes to cause trouble. Language. Talks of sexy times. Fluff. SwanQueen. Cora is the biggest SQ shipper ever. THIS IS A CRACK FIC

Harry is sent back by Dumbledore to change the past anyway he can. This includes stopping voldemort before he gains to many followers saving lives that would otherwise be lost, and all in l just being himself. (Currently on Hiatus pending the return of this muse.)

When Regina wakes up in Storybrooke after casting the curse to send everyone back to The Enchanted Forest with no memory of the last year and a half, the heroes must figure out who cursed them and why. Meanwhile, the Wicked Witch has stolen Robin and Regina's baby and has plans of her own...Rated T to M for dark themes. AU. Season 3 re-write.

Harry thought his life would get better after the war, that he would get to have a good time with his friends. "This isn't funny Ron!" "Still really small he is." "I heard that Ron!" That obviously isn't going to happen so all that's left for Harry to do is try and get better while trying not to strangle his friends and the Malfoys.

War Hero. Playboy. Auror. Words usually associated with the new Harry Potter. But how will he cope with his first Auror assignment with protecting the unpredictable Narcissa Black? WARNING WILL BE HEAVY ON SMUT.

Druella Black, the matriarch of the Black House, is dying. Before her death she receives a prophecy that makes it possible for her to save her daughters from Voldemort. With Dumbledore's help the Black daughters are sent 30 years into the future. What will happen when the three Blacks meet Harry, Hermoine and Ron? [Hermoine and Bellatrix] :) (in construction)

Regina lets the wounds on her arm fester. She leaves them be, night after night, staring at them, dark eyes empty, breath easy, and she could be sleeping, if she weren't in so much pain. But henry is gone, her baby, and the pain will never go away. Infection is no laughing matter, and when Roland witnesses her fall to her fever, it's his father he runs too.

Esme now offering to make Bella into a vampire, is taking things into her own hands. But so is Victoria.

After a far more brutal DOM battle than canon, Harry begins to prepare for what it truly means to live in a world embroiled in war. Harry/Pansy! Harry/Bellatrix!

"He was going to get himself killed. Whether it was by Zelena, another enemy of his or even some of his former allies whom he had royally pissed off, Robin Hood had a death wish. One which the Evil Queen was one step away from fulfilling." The story of Robin and Regina through their highs and lows of the missing year.

Robin comes over to Storybrooke with the first curse. He meets Regina, and then she comes over and over.

What if Robin had come to Storybrooke in Regina's first curse? Outlaw Queen

Henry falls through Zelena's time portal and finds himself in the Enchanted Forest. He needs to find a way back home and in order to do so, he seeks aid from the Evil Queen. Extract from story: An expression of annoyed disbelief sat on the woman's face, and Henry was crestfallen. "I'm your Little Prince."

Henry and Regina are swept into Zelena's time portal. Forced to face the Enchanted Forest prior to the curse, mother and son must embark on an adventure to return home, encountering a few familiar faces along the way... Regal Believer AU taking place at the season 3 finale

She really should be used to being wrong by now. You stupid, insolent, little girl, Mother's voice hisses. Did you really believe you could have this? When Whale brings back Daniel, Regina pays the price. Major Character Death

"Our cover story? Well, it's quite simple, Your Majesty. I spoke to the Princess, and she agrees our best bet is to pretend we are a noble, married couple, to sneak in at the Spring Ball – where you can keep watch while I steal our priced target – and then fly away like shadows. That, of course, if you don't grace me with a better idea."

Adopted from DZ2 - One night of paradise soon turns into a hellacious nightmare for Harry as he finds himself married and exploring a side of himself that he had denied for so long. Even worse, his wife is the last person he'd even consider calling his love! Main parings: Harry/Bellatrix, but if you read my other works you'll know what to suspect. ON HOLD UNTIL MUSE RETURNS!

High School AU; Robin Locksley and Regina Mills are teachers in a high school and they absolutely dislike each other. Could they be any more obvious to the students? Outlaw Queen

Regina, now merged with the Evil Queen, is set on helping Robin adjust to Storybrooke. He asks her to tell him more about this version of himself that she loved, so she does. They both wonder if a part of her Robin is buried somewhere inside him while he buries a part of him inside her. (written for the the prompt: "Regina and Robin bang in the vault")

Her son is gone and she has a deranged half-sister on the warpath. Owen's little temper tantrum is a mere blip on the radar compared to that. If only her body would get the memo. Or, Regina has to deal with severe nerve and muscle damage after being electrocuted all while navigating grief over Henry, a green skinned sister, and a thief who can't seem to leave her be.

Post 5x03: A New Villain comes to Storybrooke in search of the soul that was stolen from him twice, but when he see's the mans soulmate, a powerful sorceress his plans change and his new target of desire becomes our Queen Regina. The fight to save her from the God of the Underworld unfolds in this multi-chapter fic.

What if Narcissa Malfoy was the mother that had helped Harry Potter at King's Cross Station on September 1st instead of Molly Weasley? After all, the Malfoys are apt to latch onto anything remotely useful to them and use it. And if she wants another son, then who is anyone to deny her that? After all, how much could that possibly change?

A fic of Hades' epic redemption arc, Zelena's well-deserved happy ending, and Henry acting as more than a plot device. The rest of the heroes get to have a little fun as well; can't have an epic redemption arc without them. Oh, and there's a motorcycle. And Hellhounds.

A repost/rewrite of season 3B. What if Regina was the one to come back from the Enchanted Forest pregnant and not Snow White? OutlawQueen AU.

Robin surprises Regina with a gift, but neglects to tell her that this specific gift vibrates. While out on a group date with the Charmings, Emma, and Hook, she realizes very quickly that she is in trouble if she doesn't get her panties off.

AU where Elsa and Anna's parents survive the storm that killed them. Realizing her errors, Gerda frees Ingrid from the urn and brings her back to Arendelle in hopes of reconciliation for betraying her years ago. An alternate retelling of the show's "Frozen" events where Gerda and Ingrid reunite but in an unhappy way. Storybrooke will be ignored here. I don't own OUAT or Frozen.

A collection of one-shots from prompts revolving around Regina getting drunk, all meant to be funny, focused around Outlaw Queen, Captain Swan, and Snowing. Prompts are always welcome on my tumblr! @the-notsoevil-queen

Text messages from our beloved characters.

a collection of smutty outlaw queen prompts that I write in my free time, when I get inspired, on request. hope you enjoy :)

Regina rides through the woods as an poisend arrow hits her. Robin Hood finds the dying Queen in the forest and forced by the poison introduced fever Regina lets Robin see more of herself than she ever wanted and Robin is ready to look behind the walls she put so carefully up

An Outlaw Queen fic set during the missing year and later in Storybrooke. Regina is still grieving for Henry through nightmares and when Robin vows to not leave her alone, will she finally let the past stop haunting her and allow her to see her future when it's right in front of her?

Sometimes our sacrifices don't actually close doors, but open new ones we had once thought closed forever. Regina only wanted to save her beloved son... the rest was completely unexpected. AU. Spoilers for "Think lovely thoughts" (3x08). Outlaw Queen. COMPLETE

When Bellatrix is saved from a life in Azkaban thanks to Sirius and his will, the Ministry decides to have her live with none other than Harry Potter. Time passes and feelings slowly change. Can this lead to more problems than Harry had ever imagined?

Hades and Zelena's first night in Storybrooke has a significant impact on each of them. Takes place between 5x20 and 5x21. Spoiler-y for both. This is my gift to all the Hades/Zelena 'shippers out there.

In Year Six, Draco returns to Hogwarts as Death Eater, hoping to redeem his family before Voldemort. Hermione tries to keep calm in the face of increasing danger, but things change when she discovers a diadem in the Room of Reqiurement. Soon they find that their problems are connected, but their friendship has consequences: for themselves, their friends, and finally for two others.

Missing Year Fic: Regina groans, pushing herself off the ground. Tiny cuts on her palms sting, mud stains the cream night gown she wasn't very fond of anyway. Leaves and twigs embed in her hair. She's stuck, somewhere in the in between, without her Henry, without her everything. Grief and sorrow call all her attention, and she doesn't see the hooded man stalking her from the trees.

The night at Malfoy Manor goes a bit different. Bellatrix retains Hermione as Harry and Ron escape. What will happen to Hermione now that she is the Malfoy's 'guest'

Four years post-war, all captured Death Eaters manage to escape Azkaban with one goal in mind: revenge. The Golden Trio is separated to assure their safety, and though the situation is hard for them all, Hermione can't help but feel she is stuck in the worst safehouse... Or Manor, in this case.

Love, Betrayal, Death, Rebirth, Time Travel... All these things and more await inside. Follow Hermione as she falls back in time, and falls in love, can she make it through two wars unharmed? And what happens when she finally makes it home? Rated M for Violence, and future scenes... Full Summary Inside. now being redone/edited. i hope you'll like some of the changes. ch 1-5 is up

Harry and Narcissa romance, several years after the battle for Hogwarts, Harry's marriage to Ginny is on the rocks, a chance meeting in Grimmauld place changes everything. This is my first ever fan fic, I hope people like my effort, all comments, suggestions and story ideas welcomed currently updating all chapters (hopefully making it better)

Fiona knows she isn't the best mother deep down, but sometimes she needs a little painful reminder to remind her of what kind of mother she truly is. Not the best at summaries, but first story so tell me what you think. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS AND DO NOT OWN AMERICAN HORROR STORY. rated M just to be safe and WARNING: may be triggering

Three months ago Harry Potter married the love of his life, and settled into a peaceful existence. Then again, when it comes to Harry Potter no peace can last forever. Can he and his bride make it through the trials that they will have to face when life throws another curve ball their way? Sequel to "Save The Last Dance For Me".

Pre-Twilight. A dying girl with no friends or family tells her doctor, Dr. Cullen, her one wish: She wants to be a part of a family for one day. This story will explain why the Cullen family acts the way they do. Canon Pairings. OC. Rated T just to be safe. Complete :)

Thranduil, Lucius Malfoy, and Loki own a hair salon. Watch as a normal day goes by. Old friends are met again, and the Burn Book is uncovered. Guest appearances from Elrond, Galadriel, Katniss, Buffy, Annabeth, and many many more!

What if Robin and Regina were closer than anyone knew, or even now remembered? What if it led to an interesting result? And as they say 'Magic always comes with a price.' But will the price now be too high for Regina to pay? Slow Regina/Robin relationship and Regina/Emma friendship.

We've all wondered what really happened during our favorite crew's time spent in the Enchanted Forest during the missing year... did Snow and Charming ever fight? Did Robin Hood really smell like forest? How about Zelena, what color of MAC eyeshadow did she use to achieve her wicked green? Here's the real story as told by none other than Her Majesty herself, the Evil Queen!

A series of texting conversations between four idiots. (Crack fic, Muggle au, modern day, lots of swearing, plot-what-is-plot, Sirius is probably a stripper but no one's really surprised)

After three years together Harry and Ginny aren't the same. Things in general aren't quite as everyone thought they'd be. So when two unlikely guests arrive at the Third Annual Memorial Ball what could that do to the future everyone has been expecting?

"As the tales go, men that drink from an Ichor spring become consumed with fever. They call it fever of the Gods, because only the Gods could withstand the power of the dragon blood that fuels an Ichor spring... Once consumed, the water of an Ichor spring makes the person infected so aggressive that the only cure is to fight or… or to mate." Missing Year, OQ

Harry and Narcissa's night out is interrupted by an uninvited and unwelcome guest. (Originally written for the Crossgen fest on LJ.)

When the harsh reality of losing their children seeps into their minds, Snow, Charming and Regina decide to drown their sorrows in liqueur, leading to a very interesting evening when a certain outlaw stumbles onto them. Set in the Knocking Hips verse, this is kind of like a prequel to celebrate the one-year mark. Happy Birthday KH :D

It's either you love him or you don't. As simple as it may sound, Elizabeth Reaser thinks otherwise, as she struggles to keep her misguided feelings intact while attempting to capture Esme's essence in order to produce a blockbuster hit. Will she be able to keep her promise? Or dress completely in character enough to fall in love with the man behind Carlisle Cullen himself?

(AU) Tyrion does not kill Tywin Lannister and Catelyn Stark is not killed at the Red Wedding. Instead, Catelyn is sent to King's Landing where Tywin comes up with a plan to bring back the North that will not please her, but Catelyn is stronger than she looks. The best revenge is to survive, but what happens when it stops feeling like revenge and more like living?

Out of desperation to save his mother and himself, Draco seeks help from an unlikely source to escape Voldemort's clutches: Hermione Granger. But when she brings Draco to the Order, he discovers what it means to trust, forgive and be forgiven, to be a part of something, and to even love. Dramione. Set during DH. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cover photo belongs to CaptBexx.

Missing Year. Gloaty trouble-making Zelena, a lil bit of Outlaw Queen, Snow/ Regina bonding, drunk!Regina and other such shenanigans. Regina-centric.

There is a resistance sodality growing with Hermione, Remus, and Harry leading it. Everything Hermione knew is turned on her and now, she has to figure out what to do about both Dumbledore's and Voldemort's powers and plans. Pureblood!Hermione, Dark!Dumbledore, more cautions in Author's Note in the first chapter. Eventual Dramione. First book in the trilogy. Cover to come soon.

Hermione struggled for a time, in the aftermath of the war, but somewhere along the way she decided it best to forget sad things. Her seemingly endless capacity to forgive elates Draco Malfoy, bored of his own hollow existence. Unfortunately something this easy is rarely as it seems. He will have to look more closely to find out what was done to Hermione Granger. EWE Dramione

"I'm not a hero. I never will be." After the war, the Malfoys capture Hermione. Draco struggles on the road to redemption. With a bounty on his head, he goes on the run with Hermione and start their journey together under fake identities:as Muggles. Meanwhile, Harry and Ron, now Aurors, try to track down the disappeared Hermione. Duelling/Fights/Captures/Adventures/Eventual Romance

Late 1970s: Bellatrix and Narcissa are relatively new to the Dark Side. When they're faced with a task which involves putting their niece in danger, what will they do? Read and Review! (Originally meant to be a short story with 6-7 Chapters but has been lengthened to around 15 now)

Bella does not go to Voldy'd hide-out after killing Sirius. She waits for the Potter boy to be home and finish him. But his pitiful sobs in his sleep bring back the tides of old memories. What will she do now? Harry/Bella, Not Time-travel, Bella will remain her own age.

Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline

3 year old Sebastian Malfoy is sent back in time after his family is killed by death eaters. His mother only meant to send him back couple of months to warn their past selves but what happens when its years he's been sent back rather than months and before his parents had even got together? Warning: I am not a fan of Ron and Molly and sometimes Ginny, so will be some bashing. (HGLM

In which someone finds an unexpected visitor naked in his bed, and another is determined to sort out why. Enchanted Forest, missing year.

The Dark Lord is defeated, the war is over. Harry is begged by a certain dark witch to show mercy and tap into the magic of an ancient spell to bind her to him, her sister also gets caught up in it. Harry now has a choice to lead as a forceful abuser of his power, or to show kindness and compassion to the two broken women. Rated M - Mature scenes, dark themes and strong language.

Elizabeth e Peter sempre foram muito ligados e bons amigos, porém com o passar do tempo perceberam que aos poucos foram se afastando. Como o destino sempre prega peças, Nikki , uma amiga do casal, resolver dar um jeitinho. FIC LIZTER!

The last thing Lucius Malfoy expected when he walked into Harry Potter's muggle neighborhood, was to become the guardian of one Harry J Potter. AU. Set Winter Break 1st year. Not Slash! Malfoy's adopt Harry. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors. You have been warned.

After thirty years the Enchanted Forest is a very different place. A dangerous place. When Regina falls victim to an ambush on their traveling party, it is up to a handsome thief to come to her rescue. 3B missing year. 100% OutlawQueen.

The Order is forced to read the Harry Potter books. Bellatrix is not at all what she seems to be. Sirius has a previously undiscovered secret. Harry discovers something new about his past. The Black sisters are forced to reunite. Alliances are formed and broken, but after the books have come to an end, can Harry change his future for the better? Can he change the world?

A head full of dreams, an eye for the beautiful, and a wistful hope for adventure. That was Esme Platt. A husband, a baby, and a dark night on a cliff later the dreams are gone, beauty has turned monstrous and the adventure seems over before is even begun. But the world has other plans for Esme Platt, and a doctor with golden eyes and the face of an archangel will change everything

Harry was unable to save Draco from the fire in the Room of Requirements. When Narcissa comes to check if he is alive, Harry tells her the truth. What happens then? A Harry/Narcissa love story. One-shot.

(Rewrite: The Scheme of the Three Sisters) (Chapter 1: Grammar Fixed, Hopefully.) June 22nd, 1969. A time displaced Harry Potter ripped from a war torn future appears before a conflicted Bellatrix and her sisters. To Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa Black, the time traveler appeared to be the answer to their greatest wish. Harry/Multi-ship. Harry/Bellatrix/Andromeda/Narcissa.

When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.

A collection of drabbles about Hermione and Draco's family life from Narcissa's Malfoy's viewpoint. Of various lengths and genres. rated T to be safe. Inspired by my own experiences with children who can often say and do the darndest things. Also includes OC and other HP characters. A difference from my usual fluffy M rated stuff but hopefully still enjoyable!

A continuation of 3x11 - Going Home. What happens when everyone returns to the Enchanted Forest. From Regina's POV. This is an Outlaw Queen story.

It's a normal morning at Malfoy Manor...or as normal as things go, when Death Eaters are wreaking havoc in your perfect manor house! Dive into this silly story full of fleeing peacocks, spicy fajitas, empty bags of croissants and annoyed blondies. My imagination of what it would be like when Voldy and his crew take over the Malfoys' Manor. Not to be taken seriously.

PWP Tumblr Prompt - Regina has a wet dream. Double points if Robin is beside her in bed. Outlaw Queen to the end.

Harry is the Head Auror. Narcissa is receiving death threats. When she requires a constant guard, Harry is the only one able to help. Will the two manage to get on in a time of danger?

Harry is out looking for his date. But what can happen to make him spend the day with a person he would normally never spend even an hour with? First chapter written for a challenge, following chapters are not.

One night while hunting in the forest the Cullens come up upon a familar scent that they have smelled before but have not been able to find the vampire. When Esme gets attacked, it changes everything for her and Carlisle along with the whole family.

Harry Potter is ready for his 3rd year at Hogwarts, he's blown up his Aunt Marge and staying at the Leaky Cauldron. His summer isn't all fun and games though, a recent escaped mass murderer has the Ministry flustered and they find a Marriage Contract that wreaks of Ogden's Finest signed by Sirius Black and James Potter. Now Harry has to survive a madman and plan a wedding!

Storybrooke has finally calmed down, and as a celebration, the town is hosting a film festival, showing only movies that make fun of the residents of their little fairytale hamlet. Extremely fluffy. Primarily Captain Swan, with Outlaw Queen, Snowing, Rumbelle, and Frankenwolf.

He is a thief and she is a queen. When their paths cross though, there is a strange connection. Now on a journey to return her majesty to her kingdom, Robin Hood finds himself falling for her and she for him. But can they overcome the different worlds they come from and many obstacles in their way to find their happiness? Outlaw Queen

What happens when Robin Hood is crossed with Robin Thicke. An awkward Lunch date. Complete with Granny and Ruby, and a super excited Emma Swan. Also, a little check in on the world of Rumps and Zelena.

Formerly 'Just Let Me Write the Damn Action Sequences Already'. The thoughts I have whilst watching Season 3B. Mostly a collection of drabbles. If I was writing Outlaw Queen and BAMF Regina, this is what ye'd get. Rated mainly for language but that may change if I want to be saucy. Mostly Outlaw Queen as well.

In which Hook and Robin are rightly afraid of their women. Captain Swan/Outlaw Queen.

It was supposed to be a simple boys night out with the dwarves at the Rabbit Hole but David finds himself drowning in drinks and other hilarious situations when Captain Hook and Robin Hood show up. (OneShot: Snowing, and implied Captain Swan/Outlaw Queen)

What if Carlisle & Esme were granted the wish that was always out of reach? The Cullen's learn that Renesmee isn't the only type of miracle that exists in the world. FORNICATIN' FATHER'S DAY WINNER: FAN FAVE, BEST LEMON, HOST'S CHOICE! Now multi-chapter!

An unlikely meeting sparks an unlikely reaction. Written for the HPFC Harry and Who Challenge by Lucy Kent.

Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!

Based on the prompt "Someone please write me a fic where Thranduil and Lucius Malfoy run a hair salon together and instead of doing any actual work they bitch about their customers and interfere in their sons love lives"

Through the union of two souls, the expression of love becomes an art in itself. A profound exploration of intimacy through the eyes of a painter and a poet, told in many colors.

When Bella apparates to the Cullen's they are thrust into a world of magic and secrets and love, but trouble strikes when the Volturi find out that Bella, once changed, is a powerful vampire-witch. Multiple POVs. Incharacter. Canon.

In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.

Charles Evanson is back for Esme but he has a power to make you imagine your loved one or mate dying. Carlisle is dying inside with Esme. Esme is being abused by Charles again. What will they do?

In which Harry makes a miscalculation, Narcissa Malfoy makes a decision, and Remus Lupin gets a new job.

His face was sculpted by the God's themselves. His eyes were the colour of the sun. Almost too beautiful for her brown eyes to behold, but there he was standing in front of her. Staring at her with kind eyes at her fragile disposition. Was it mere coincidence or has their fate already been written? New Fanfic :) I do NOT own anything.

Have you ever wondered what really went on before the newborn attack in Eclipse? Alice may have told Edward that everything would be alright, but while he was busy fretting over Bella, the rest of the Cullen's were dealing with a worry of their own. One-shot inspired by Jacob's comments in Breaking Dawn about Esme not being a fighter. CANON goodness!

Peter broke up with Elizabeth, now Elizabeth has a fiancee, Peter want her back, Elizabeth is kiddnapped for Peter breaking someones' heart! Willl Peter and Elizabeth's fiancee save her in time before she dies! Enjoy!

Excerpt: Their eyes then simply stared at each other, one lost in the stunning grey and the other in stunning green. They had revealed parts of their souls to each other – to their foe. They had succumbed to defeat, and so why should it matter if they further dropped to their knees? (One-Shot. Narcissa/Harry. Warning: Mature Subject Matter)

She's trying to change... to be a better mother but when she's accused of murder, everyone points to her. Why wouldn't they? She's the Evil Queen. In order to get Henry back she must prove her innocence no matter how dangerous it gets. Takes place after The Cricket Game 2x10 and goes into an alternate universe.

Emmett has just lost Rosalie due to the confrontation with the Volturi. What happens when on a casual night walk into the city of Los Angles, Emmett rescues a movie star from being rapped in an alleyway by a possessive co-star?

With so many dying of the flu, it wasn't difficult for Carlisle to take Edward from St. Luke's Hospital in the metropolis of Chicago. But three years later, it's a different story when nearly-dead Esme is brought to him at tiny Lake Heights in Ashland. Canon, One-shot/Outtake.

Some of the people said that Peter Fancinelli and Elizabeth Reaser are just so cute together! (That's include me.) So now I decided to make this one shot about them... No offends to anybody kay? I don't own them or even their relationship, those all are their business... I just having fun with them

Post Breaking Dawn - The family is getting back to normal after their latest run in with the Volturi. Carlisle and Esme may have a child of their own on the way.. some fluff.. story in progress.. any reviews would be great!

What would Twilight be like if Edward fell for Jessica instead of Bella? A humoristic approach from Jessica's POV.

The Cullens' lives are turned upside down as they are thrust into a whole new world, a world they didn't know existed, a world that Bella has always belonged to. Bella's a witch and it is now time for her and her twin brother, Harry Potter, to defeat Voldemort once and for all. Will Edward and Bella ever find that happily every after they've been searching for?

Carlisle and Esme can't find privacy in the house, so where do they go? Edward's Volvo...of course Jasper catches them in the 'romp.' rated for language...no lemons.

Eles deveriam ser apenas parceiras de trabalho, mas um caso de sequestro os pôs juntos. O sentimento que sentiam conseguiu falar mais alto. Peter e Elizabeth se deixaram levar pelo desejo que sentiam um pelo outro. Mas o perigo esta só as espreitadas, será que eles sobreviveriam para viver esse amor? Fanfic LIZTER!

Sixteen year old Esme finds herself given in marriage to a doctor she barely knows. Set in 1911. - but decided to include Edward, he is way too endearing to Carlisle and Esme to be left behind.

A church is a house of worship, right? That's exactly what my husband did to me there. Oh, it's to worship God? Well, I did say His name a few times. Screamed it, actually. And I definitely thanked Him afterward. That has to count for something. Doesn't it? *Entry for the 2012 Public Lovin' Contest.

The Cullen habit of speeding causes Esme to have a run in with the law. Now she has to find a way to convince the Officer to let her go, least she draw too much attention to her family. Warning: Adult themed. Lemons. Lemons. Lemons. Well earned Mature rating for sexual situations and harsh language.

They had everything in life, except life itself. A little miracle will brighten up Carlisle and Esme's lives, as the expression of their love comes to life in this POST Breaking Dawn fic.

Esme's memory has faded, but her attarction to Carlisle hasn't. An intimate look into the unconditional love between the two vampire parents. Lemons with extra fluff, humor and against-the-wall loving

This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.

Carlisle was obliged to marry a woman of regal manners, but fell in love with the modest girl of caramel hair. A forbidden love that flourished at the beginning of the XX century, and lasted the rest of their immortal lives.

Everyone knows Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth are married or are they still? but what if Elizabeth Reaser was the other woman, considering that she and Peter do have a sweet relationship on AND off camera! Don't read if you're a Jennie Garth fanatic!

Outtake from An Old-fashioned Husband. How DID Carlisle lose his shirt during the night as referenced in chapter 14 of OfH ? Join Dr. and Mrs. Cullen in the doctor's private study and find out.

The Second War has ended and Harry's life has never been better. However, a love potion gone wrong is about to turn his life upside down. Post 7th year. AU: Snape is still alive. R&R

Esme watches Bella one night. Esme and Bella bonding. The second chapter is up. Esme's POV now.

"Everyone knows the sweetest apples are found on the highest branches." A take on why Carlisle found Esme so extraordinary all those years ago, when she wandered in with a broken leg.

A rather depressing meeting with a client leads interior designer Esme Platt to a smoking hot encounter with sex god Doctor Cullen. AU/ OOC Smutty- my first ever lemon!

The story of the lives of Carlisle and Esme. Starting with Carlisle's human life and lonely vampire beginnings, then Esme's human life, before looking at how they first met, found each other again, fell in love, married, and built themselves a family.

Carlisle is swamped with flu victims. He gives an intern some good advice, and a mysteriously immune patient something even better. Rated M for content. Written for the TSA Hot Lemons contest

Carlisle and Esme take a trip to London, where they find someone from Carlisle's past has been waiting for him.

Esme Platt Evenson Cullen has a dark past. what happens when her granddaughter unearths those long forgotten memories? AU special thanks to music of the wind for helping and teaching me how to make this great,and for inviting me to write this with her.

Carlisle hears a popular Bruno Mars song for the first time and feels like it is written for his wife. He comes home to find Esme cleaning the kitchen and sweeps her away to an island...no, not that island. Best One-Shot Avant Garde Award Winner.

Carlisle and Esme plan to go back to Isle Esme, but had to bring the kids along with them. Get ready for mayhem... lol. rated T for language and sexual refrences ;

The Cullens discover the world of magic when they go to Hogwarts during the TriWizard Tournament. Post Eclipse/pre-Breaking Dawn, during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Canon/AU WINNER - Best Crossover Twi-HP at twiawards . web . com

AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.

Is set during Eclipse right after the Cullens fight the newborn vampires. Werewolves not included. Someone gets hurt... Carlisle/Esme Bella/Edward. From different Cullens' POVs. My first fanfic. Any suggestions would be very helpful. R&R

Carlisle and Esme go to their island for some much needed relaxation from their lives. Rated M for mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Esme and the boys go hunting for the weekend, leaving Carlisle to deal with a jealous nurse. Esme returns and claims her mate. Just some fun and fluff. All Cannon. Set Pre-BD. Tiny bit lemony. C/Es One-shot more if interest shown. Please Review.

Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.

Edward starts off a story telling marathon centering around the history of Carlisle and Esme's love and marriage, all for Bella's benefit. Calisle and Esme seem to find the funny side an denjoy listening to their'children's' stories about them. Family

Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.

Carlisle's been one busy mo-fo since becoming chief of surgery, leaving Esme at home singin’ the lonely housewife blues. Can a new feisty BFF help Esme get her sexy groove back? One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. AH/OOC canon couples

What if Alice and Jasper had been the first members of Carlisle's family? How could Alice's foresight have helped on, say, Esme's wedding day? An alternate way in which Carlisle found Esme again... Esme's POV, AU. One-Shot.

Esme plus Carslisle plus limousine equals lemons. My entry for the Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. Enjoy and Review Please.

The Cullens’ perfectly ordered world is turned upside down when Esme sees a face she never expected to encounter again. Suddenly the hunt is on, and there can be only one victor… post T pre NM. COMPLETE.

Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.

When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.

Repo! The Genetic Opera parodied a.k.a crackfic-ified.

I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...

Reader requested outtakes from Cabin Fever. Rated M

Shortly after their return to Forks, Esme confronts Bella about her cliff diving escapade.

Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .

Very much a lemon. Nothing much more than a lemon but hopefully it's ok. Feel free to review.

Fluff! What happens when Bella agrees to make cakes for a cakewalk at school? Esme decides to help! Pure family fluff now through out the story with some Edward X Bella Fluff. Cannon pairs. Eclipse slightly AU.

Esme is bored at home when Carlisle is at work. What will happen when she crosses the path of the young receptionist who had a thing for Carlisle?

In an act of shameless pandering to people that she didn't know existed, Esme feels compelled to teach Rosalie how to knit, in the hopes that she will find it soothing and maybe, just maybe, learn to play better with others.

Sequel to "Work: Some Fun, Lots of Play". When Carlisle gets home from a long day of work, a surprise is waiting for him in his bedroom ....and it's wearing black lace. Esme/Carlisle -LEMON-

Esme has a wall, and Carlisle has questions.

In which Carlisle has no willpower at all. Rating just to be safe. Pure fluff.

CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.

When he catches another man looking far too closely at her at the hospital, Carlisle realizes just how strong the possessive instincts for their kind run.

The nurses of Forks Hospital get a little overheated at the mention of their favorite doctor.

AU, set starting during the final battle in Eclipse. really, really, heavy angst on this one...NOT a happy piece. When you lose everything, sometimes life narrows down to an option you'd never have even looked at before. but you will, if it's all.

Breaking Dawn spoilers. Two conversations between Carlisle and Esme. One pre-Breaking Dawn, one post-Happily Ever After. Seriously weird but amusing if I do say so myself.

Harry is invited to his godfather's will reading and receives vast riches. He uses this new found wealth and power to thwart Voldemort using the Dark Arts. Harry & Bellatrix romance. Evil Dumbledore. Plotlines by Gage3.

Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.

Bellatix Lestrange was once a normal sane woman, whose mind was shattered by the Cruciatus curse. Who can help restore her sanity? Written for a fiction challenge.

One day during the summer Bellatrix shows up near privet drive and duels with harry. Now they're both in Azkaban. Apparently it was the first fic with a HarryBellatrix pairing here! COMPLETE

After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.