"I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist," she spoke carefully, as if testing the validity of the words. It made the situation that much more real, more intimidating, more hopelessly confusing. "…life hates me."

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.

Sequel of My Messed Up Life. WARNING: Blood, beeped-out swears, excessive use of the word crap, country lookalikes, extremely powerful bombs, rare blood types, attempted suicide, and some pretty tough choices. NOT your typical OC story.

WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.

Welcome. Have a seat. Feel free to leave at anytime. No one will stop you. But, if you stay, that's fine too. Here's a story about people, places, and rumors. Get comfortable. This may take a while. Death the Kid/OC

Edward awakes one day in a world where nobody acts like themselves yet scarily identical to his own. Something is terribly wrong here... Will Ed be able to find his way home?

-SEQUEL TO IN TRUTH, NONE OF IT WAS FICTION- It's been two years since Karmyn Dallas left the Elrics. After overcoming PTSD and withdrawal as well as learning alchemy and the combat arts, she finally feels that she's ready to rejoin the two men. They're out to get the Homunculi again , but is that threat masking a much larger, much more sinister, much more dangerous plot? -HIATUS-

Karmyn Dallas was Normal. She had her skeletons, but everyone does. She had thought her life was boring, but she wants it back- anything but THIS. THIS wasn't real. It couldn't be! It was FICTION, a STORY. But in truth, none of it was... and the proof was standing right in front of her, telling her she couldn't go back. Get used to fiction- it's reality. (REWRITE POSTED!)

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

Cara, a thief, wants to survive as long as possible with her mysterious condition. Chloe, a blind runaway alchemist, wants to live without being a burden. They meet Elric brothers and decide to use them to find the philosopher's stone, and cure their conditions. But Cara's disease might be more complicated than she thought, a double edged blade she cannot escape. R&R

Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...

There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!

People say when life sucks, you make it better. So if you wake up one morning, find out you're a ghost, and that the only one that can see you is a idiot prince with an obssesion for becoming immortal- can things even get better? Ling/Oc/Greed

A malfunctioning vortex manipulator. A confused girl. Lots of spoilers.

This story was started on a whim and deleted after lots of agonizing. Go back to Crossing Timestreams. There is nothing for you here. (But I'm not deleting it for nostalgic purposes)

What if someone wrote a HORRIBLE Mary-Sue fanfic of FMA and shoved it under the Elric's door? And what if they read it? Part of the ongoing "Mary-Sue Chronicles". Rated T for FMA-style cursing and violence/gore.

I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.

Angelia Jasmine is the daughter of the Colonel. Living at the camp is fun, but boring. Her world is shaken upside down when they catch an Indian who later on flees with most of the horses, including her own mare, Swift. Going after them, she gets caught by some Indians and her adventure begins. Throw in the feeling that she gets for Little Creek, and you have one funny story.

AU - This is the story of Edward Elric: car salesman. - "Oh, that's good to know that auto-theft isn't a habit then… AH!" Ed cried out as a bullet actually grazed his cheek. "Okay, I change my mind. Let me out of here!" "Too late. You're already involved," the thief said simply.

It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.

When Elizabeta transfers to a new school in America, she wants to draw as little attention to herself as possible. Maybe becoming Alfred Jones's best friend wasn't the best idea if she didn't appreciate attention. But Alfred has a secret, and she could be the only one to help him keep it. Rated T for eventual intense themes and mild swearing. Sorry about the slow updates.

Al had always had patience when dealing with his older brother but this time Ed has went too far! When Al uses his alchemy to deal with Ed, how will Taylor react to Edward's new look? -A side story for TBA-

Life was supposed to be simple; birth, life, then death. But of course, nothing is as simple as it seems. And my life was going to be cut short before it really began. I will become my own savior, until the world crashes and breaks around me.

Forgiveness is God's greatest gift, and human's greatest strength... Words Myra couldn't remember, while she searched for the Philosophers Stone, with Claude being the only one to share her burdens. That is until she met the Elric brothers... Ed/Oc

"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOC

Madness ensues when Ed and Al get lost in a swamp. Dedicated to my loyal readers!

Fern Abigale has has a pretty sucky life right from the start. From being abandoned on the doorstep of an orphange as a baby to her newest problem, BEING A CHIMERA! having being stuck in Lab 5 for 9 years, she escapes and runs into the most colorful of characters... OC Rated T for swearing.

She's been injured, dishonored, and cast out of Hell. She has no place left to go. Setting out to find her purpose, Nari, a Bakeneko, discovers that her exile may be just the beginning of her troubles. And why do a certain pair of brothers remind her of a past she's long forgotten? characterXOC

The last person he expected to see on his birthday was the man who proposed the Treaty of Nanjing. -Happy birthday, Hong Kong.- Modern day, mostly CU.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

In a world where Fullmetal Alchemist is banned, Roku and LeFay gather a mother load of FMA fangirls to form a rebellion against the president in order to restore their favorite Japanese show. And when Mustang and Envy come to help out, they might just have a small, possible, tiny chance of success. Not.

Many things happen in Filler Towns. Anime crossovers, Toshiro singing Coldplay songs, Rukia breaking the fourth wall, Al seeing a naked lady for the first time, and Ed finding out that not all woman's breasts are fake. Yep, just a normal day in Filler Town. For Lefay Strent's one shot contest. OOC, crack-fic. Written from me drinking chocolate milk and listening to Coldplay.

Sasha gets a pop-up that will change her life, and her living arangements, forever. Or, you know, at least for awhile. A Hetalia Manual fic. Hilarity and shenanigans ensues. Rated 'T' for language, and the Bad Touch Trio in later chapters. And alcohol.

The author is trying to write in peace, but Edward begins to interfere and disrupts the concentration of her many random thoughts. Parody!Fic. Excuse some mild language. R/R,plz!

Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...

She had never experienced a REAL school in her entire life, and she tries to fit in by being something she wasn't, but when an "accident" occurs, she'll have to live a double life, fitting in with a new kind of crowd. KyoyaxOC.

When Edward Elric finds himself out of his depth and in the wrong world, how will he ever survive to make it home? With help from Anna, an abused physics whiz from a broken home, he just might make it. Can he get her to believe his story? EdxOC

Companion fic for My Messed Up Life. Two years before Zack meets Issa, he's at home and he is scared of the strange door in the basement! Why did it open when it never has before? Where's the pizza? What was that noise? I only own Zack and partially Josie

Karkat has his first taste of apple juice, and a certain Dave Strider has his first taste of Karkat. Basically fluff. Rated for Karkats mouth

AU Highschool. Ed is the loser in school. Has no parents and stuck with a shitty, abusive caretaker at a boy's home with his brother. But somewhere along the lines he is kidnapped and unwillingly gains a few new accessories to replace the old ones.

One day while visiting her Granny at the hospital, Nura meets the strangest two men. Who are Eric and Alec, and when did everything start going chaotic? An Ed and Al in our world, our time fic with a bit of a twist. Ed/Oc Al/Win T for Ed's mouth.

Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.

Inuyasha was sealed to travel through time to meet his soulmate, who was to be born past his lifespan, it would break when the time was right. He heard her through her childhood from his ensealment, but will he wake in time to save her from a nightmare?

Who would be so terrifying that even Chuck Norris is forced to run away?

It's not easy being different. It's not easy anywhere. Dave/Karkat, redrom

Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.

A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

I woke up in the household of homunculi, finding that I was one of them myself. Taking me to their advantage, they sent me on a mission to gain the trust of the Fullmetal Alchemist. I was ill-prepared for his charm... and unexpected events followed. EdxOc

Just a oneshot of fuff I wrote purley for entertainment. KidxOC

Ed wears the coolest clothes. Don't you think? -A side story for TBA-

The title says it all xD Here are thirty waysto tell if you are obsessed with Fullmetal alchemist!

Because cool shades are the solution to everything. Dave Strider & Karkat Vantas. No pairings.

"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.

Morgan Shaw always thought her life was bit unfair but she never really imagined that HE was the Fullmetal Alchemist. She thought maybe he owed her one first class explanation. EdXOC, EnvyXOC. Rewrite Pending.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

It all started with the nations having a movie night...

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix

Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

"No. I'm not a chimera.I don't know what I am." My eyes left his piercing gaze. Then, my eyes shot to his, meeting his with an intended fierceness."Please understand. I am not going back there. Ever. I intend to live out my life outside of a cage."

England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...

Hong Kong wants to be understood, maybe his estranged brother is the only one that really does. Hong KongXCanada, now with additional Egypt.

READ THE REWRITE! This is old and only on here for archive purposes! Being stuck with Ed isn't great when you have the same temper. The other dangerous stuff can be bad too I guess. I've seen alot in my life and have had hard learned lessons. But nothing prepared me for this insanity. Envy/OC later! R&R!

Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.

As far as Corey Matthews is concerned, nothing interesting ever happens in Green Bay, WI, and she has no problem with that. Boring is good. At least until her history class gets a substitute, and her normal world is upended. Now all she can do is run.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

Lieutenant General Roy Mustang is starting his new task of restoring Ishval and he finds that a simple lullaby with have the past coming back to haunt him. But will the company of a little girl cause it to become all too real? Post-Promised Day. Rated K

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!

Also entitled: Those Boys Are Pyromaniacs, And I Have The Burn Marks To Prove It. No pairings, just crack. T for language

Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.

CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...

The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.

It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.

Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.

From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.

Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.

Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.

Edmund joins the fencing club.

Raven's almost gone through all the stages of accepting love; and now she's stuck in denial. Hopefully, that'll pass. BBRae, oneshot.

Got yourself an ALPHONSE ELRIC, but have no idea what to do with him? Finally, the answer to all your questions are in here!

Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.

At last, the one and only comprehensive guide for EDWARD ELRIC owners everywhere has arrived!

Ed doesn't approve of his new baby brother, but a little moment changes his mind.

Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.

[EdWinry] Edward felt his eyebrows lift in wonder as Winry moved and kissed his collarbone... “You have nothing to worry about... she stated quite plainly.

A man and his son out on a simple shopping trip. What's wrong with this picture?

One-shot. Private Roy Mustang has his eye on a certain female squadronmate. Private Hawkeye has no obvious weaknesses, save one...if Roy can use it to his advantage. Winner of Best Prose in the Anime North Fanfiction Contest.

A look at the past to see why Edward wears his hair in a braid... [Oneshot]

Roy Mustang and Edward Elric play a little chess. Genfic.

My first FMA fic, written in early March. g Hughes attempts to enlist Roy in something of a hare-brained scheme to set Ed up with a nice girl. To put it mildly, it backfires. (Some RoyEd content, spoilers for episode 13).

Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.

What do you get irritable, female mechanics on their sixteenth birthdays? Something nice, if you want to stay healthy..... Silly fluff, but it was fun to write. Enjoy!

Roy had been having a good day, up until that moment. And then Ed showed up. Revenge is sweet.

spoilers for ep.27 From the minute Izumi threw me from the window, tumbling backwards across the hotel room, I knew I was toast. There's no other way to describe it.

When the Elric brothers were little, their family split apart and never quite healed again. Snippets of Ed and Al's childhood from Ed's point of view. Written before the end of FMA aired in Japan.

In which there is Roy, Ed, and the fact that sometimes you have to just force another person to relax. Warning for RoyEd and falling Fluff

Hughes, Hawkeye, conversations over lunch about nothing and everything.

Hughes started it.