Just a bored teen from the UK with a heart of gold (not quite), a tongue of randomness, and poetry of emo.

In other words, I like being creative, especially writing and poetry. Of course, however, I'm not confident in my skills, so I'm going to first provide some not so wonderful fanfics with the world! I hope you enjoy reading my fanfictions as much as love to write them.

I support LGBT rights. I'm neither lesbian (duh), gay, bisexual or transexual. I also stand for other equal rights, such as racial equality and sexual equality. Despite being quite effeminate at times, I am proud, and sure, to say that I'm a heteroromantic, asexual teenage boy. I have erotophobia, yet I want a family. Ah, the vast irony.

Infinite Luminosity-sama's Favorite Thing-dados!

Game Series:

Bayonetta (I love this game so much, it takes the piss out of how women are portrayed in the action genre whilst acting like a love letter to Sega games, games which had members of the Platinum Games involved with them, and action games in general. It eventually becomes its own beautiful thing!)

Pokemon (How I got into gaming. It's really creative. Ran out of ideas? Ice Cream and Garbage Bag? If you have any complaints, please bring that up with 'Don't Put His Name Backwards!:O' Sludge Pile, Magnet Ball and Red/White Orb! B/W and X/Y really make you challenge your morals about the series, and real life in general.)

Super Mario Bros (Remember when games were just simple, with a simple plot, simple yet engaging gameplay? Super Mario Bros still lives by that, and it's a bestselling series because of that.)

Paper Mario (I don't know where the frick the paper came from, but I love turn based RPGs and Mario so it's like a godsent miracle to me!)

Wii Fit... (It's a game... DON'T JAHDGE SENPAI!!!)

Kirby (Oh come on! KIRBY IS SO FRIGGIN' KAWAII!!! .

Legend of Zelda (It's like a darker, edgier Mario with much, much, much better storyline! And swords. And magic. And magical golden illuminati triangles. So like Mario, but absolutely nothing like Mario. It hasn't even had a platformer game.)

Metroid (So underrated, with such an inspirational heroine. No, as in female hero, not the drug! XD)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Though if Lost World-quality games are what we get from now on...)

Super Smash Bros (Come on, a Nintendo crossover fighting game with the occasional 3rd party fighter, like Snake and Sonic in Brawl and Mega Man and Sonic in the upcoming for Wii U/for 3DS. We see what you did there Sakurai!)

Excited For:

Bayonetta 2 (YESS!!! Wii U is my first console of choice this gen, and I loved Bayonetta 1. Wii U exclusivity means they can focus on the one version and make it better.)

Watch Dogs (The fact that they're releasing it on the Wii U makes me give them some respect. Due to the games nature, I can see the gamepad being quite useful.)

Xbox One (Ding dong, the Kinect is gone! Know I wanna actually buy it... next year. I may be swayed to the Sony side however. IDK. Nintendo for life :3)

E3 (NINTENDO TITLES. NINTENDO TITLES EVERYWHERE.)

Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire (Hoenn confirmed! Wait, for real? It's been 3000 years...)

Books:

Too much to list atm, I've fell behind on it due to my writing and video games, and HAMSTEAK, which makes me quite sad. Harry Potter deserves a mention, as does the first Divergent book. Need to finish that series already -w-

Does Homestuck count? I fucking love Homestuck. Though I'm gonna have to you know, finish it first? And then re-read it... And re-re-read it before I can do a fanfic. So confusing.

TV Shows:

South Park (From its humor to its political viewpoints to its brutal honesty... South Park has it all. It'll be a sad day when it ends.)

I recently got my laptop fixed, which means expect a frick load of anime on this list in the not so distant future.

Movies:

The Simpsons Movie (It kind of had that feel of the classical Simpsons, which was really nostalgic, I've been watching re-runs since I was like 8.)

The South Park Movie (It exists. There. I said it. It's flawless in my eyes. La Resistance lives on)

Bayonetta: Bloody Fate (Being an adaption of my favorite game, I love it but its inconsistency with the game makes me love it that little bit less.)

Harry Potter (Just all the films. Faithful adaptions of amazing books, with great actors.)

Dark Shadows (The one with Johnny Depp. I'm not usually a fan of Depp, but this one makes me shit myself laughing.)

More to come soon! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!