So yeah I'm ShadowofmySorrows. Here's all you need to know about me...

Name, gender, and age: Real name, gender, and age not given out. Call me Kal or Saskia (yes one is a boy name the other a girl)

Location happens to be the United States of Alfred at the moment (Hetalia fans will get it), but Germany is where my heart's at ( Q: Have you even been there A: Nope)

Favorite things (you'll begin to notice a trend soon):

Music (bands,artists): Hawthorne Heights, Mozart, Beethoven, Fall Out Boy, Megaherz and Oomph! (Yeah, basically they're all I listen to now), The Lonely Island, Evans Blue (Awesome Canadians) and basically anything else that's not Rap or Country...All of my music seems to be being taken over by German music...

Songs: 5. März by Megaherz (love this song), Quote by Evans Blue, and Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven

Book: To hard to choose, I own like 200+ though...

School subject: GERMAN (Best. Class. Ever.) I absolutely love the German culture, language, etc

Anime: Hetalia, Maid-sama ( I ADMIT NOTHING ///

Pairings:

Hetalia Axis Powers:

PruCan BEST PAIRING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

GerIta

RusAmer

etc

Naruto:

SasoDei

Kingdom Hearts:

Akuroku

zemyx

soriku

A short rant on me:

I am the eldest of 6 brothers from different parents. I'm currently involved in Anime Club at school (I'm the VP) and a musical. However I'm behind in classes and I'm also a busy person so if I say I'll update soon, sometimes, that cant happen.

I want to major in Germanic language (Not only German (which I know quite a bit of), but also Swedish, Polish, etc.) and possibly pick up some Russian (although why at the moment I cant tell, I haven't had good life experiences with Russians other then my cute Russian cousin ). As soon as I'm done in college I want to move to Germany (preferably Berlin) or in the area of Germany (Switzerland, Austria, etc). I will make it clear now I completely dislike America and will do anything to leave this damn country after college (Is likely going as an exchange). I may also wish to warn you I easily go from being a complete narcissist to being shy as hell. Yeah, it confuses me too.

I happen to be working on:

To Hear the Music: A futuristic PruCan, you'll see what it's about if you read it. T for now, will likely go up to M if I can get over my shyness and post smut

The top 20 things Prussia does to get on each nations nerves (an aph fic): As the title says. I will do all nations I feel I can. Rated T cause it's Prussia of course (anyone see a trend?)

Labels (eyeroll)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [NEVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!]
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz [No, I'm just lazy]
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. [ I'm bi but I am currently with someone of my gender so...]
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. [Contradictory to the last statement, no?]
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. [This type of person annoys the hell out of me...]
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. [The Irish aren't even the country with the highest alcohol consumption...that would be Luxembourg]
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. [eyeroll] No...
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. [No, I just dont like meat...]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. [Pfft, I'm Prussian, get it right! Quite literally Prussian btw, check my family history and you'd see]
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. [best hugs EVER!!!]
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. [Yeah, that stereotype could apply for guys or girls so...]
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. [NOT AT ALL!!!!!! And if I'm going to hell for loving who I do, then fine]
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. [Plays Clarinet...In advanced band actually ... yeah...]
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. [No, I'm just me]
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. [while I'm not I used to be very close]
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. [Dislikes partying...]
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. [NO, ESPECIALLY WITH WHERE I LIVE!!!*is shot* We seem to have and abundance of homophobes ._. ]
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. [No, I hate when people smoke and have yet to like alcohol]
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. [Although my talent is almost non-existent...-_-]
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. [No I'm just shy...most times]
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. [Pfft all the best people are!]
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. [that seems to be a automatic assumption according to this]
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. [ I dont crossdress everyday but the clothes are just more comfortable]
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. [Did you know guys can be fangirls too? Lol some of my friends (who are guys) are]
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. [Umm how bout I'm the oldest of 6 brothers ]
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak [Yeah, tell me that crap at your own risk]
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. [I dislike America...no I'm not any of these...and as for the way I talk, I speak with a mix of German, American English, and British English just to let you know]
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep [SHEEP!!!!!!!!! But I dont think I'm Welsh]
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts [(It's actually called a kilt) Lol my dad wore a kilt to his wedding]
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. [I do write quite the emo poetry...but I've been working on lighter topics]
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. [Im French Canadian, does that count?]
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. [HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!]
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! [Almost...]
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. [Back in my family not to many generations ago...loves cricket, had braces...]
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. [Indeed]
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE [ I
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser [Pfft fail]
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy [so sue me, ya earth killing nimrods! -Hugs tree-]
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. [Nope]
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.[I only found this out recently...Hm, I am blone, I have blue eyes, I'm almost as tall as my mum (yes that's what I call her in real life), and I'm bit so sorta]
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. [ again, I'm bi]
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. [Hello, even though I have my own way of worshiping the same god as many Christians doesn't mean I'm wrong]
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. [In my opinion (which my dad completely disagrees with on this matter) I hate the way our government cant pull itself together...moves to Germany]
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast [PFFFFFFF I have the mouth of a sailor]
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. [although I am indeed white...]
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. [sees error, dies]
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. [If you said that to me or any of my friends you'd regret that statement]
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times [ Ren fest was a win :D]
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. [doesn't that go for guys with girlfriends too?]

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. [sucks that our marching band only happens one a year and we dont wear uniforms, just green t-shirst (we only march in one parade, none of the football games or anything]
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. [No, just no]
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. [More like I've had some issues in life that cause me to cry easily]
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist [I'm not over controlling, but things need to be done right if they're worth doing]
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake [I do sometimes]
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems [cough cough]
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. [lol (burnt a Ferbie once)]

I was unsure on a few of those...

This I found on A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian's profile, I liked it, therefore, I also have it here but for me!

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
() You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [EEW Pizza! I've had to eat so much it's just nasty now]
() You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
()You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something [I wuv you my France...but you cannot have my damn vitals!]
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation [I wouldn't get in to the situation anyways *declares neutrality*]

(4/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot [(goddamn bastards)]
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out [(touch it and you're dead)]
() You hate French people [(Not hate...but you cant have my vitals Francis...)]
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning [UGH!!!!! CLEANING!!!!!!]

(5/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious [(Pffft who are you kidding!!!!)]
() Sausages are your favourite foods. [(I'm a vegetarian...)]
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [YOU HAVE NO CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!]
(X)You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T [And they are there for a reason mind you]
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules [Which is why the preps hate me]
(x)You work very hard too hard... [ which explains how I've taken on to much crap and am now behind]
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people [I act cold to people...and then when they know me, not so much]
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice [As a child yeah. But now, I'm stingier then Austria]

(8/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature [helping raise my bruder...yeah]
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one [ghosts interest me sooooooo much ( has a ghost hunting group)]
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people [shy as hell most times]

(5/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers (I hate!!!!!! hamburgers!!!! VEGEBURGERS PWN)
(x) You think you're awesome [Think? I KNOW I'm Awesome]
() You love to invent things
() You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films [No patience and it makes my knee hurt]
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business [stay outta mine and I'll stay outta yours]
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses

(2/10) for America (I am not your typical American...)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful (Pfft are you kidding? My cooking is awesome! *cooks pancake puffs or borscht or something else awesome* Nom!!!]
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily. (Dunno, I want to try real beer, the stuff mum buys is crappy light American-pansy brew -_-)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy (Again, I dunno)
() You're good at embroidery

(5/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense (cause I do!)
() You like wine (Not so much...although the wine I had last time wasn't bad...)
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
() You love red roses (I'd actually rather have a sunflower then a rose, the meaning is better)
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself (Why shouldn't I be?!)
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(5/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood. (Not so much sad, rather, ridiculous)
() You're very tall (STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHORTNESS *sobs*)
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities ( faster then I can keep up with)
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers (Pretty...and they have a nice meaning)
()You love vodka (never had it)
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong
() You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10) for Russia (thank god...)

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
(x) You're very superstitious
() You're very religious [ to which I must: ,l,
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (ALWAYS!!!!!!!! IT'S A NEVER ENDING CYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(x) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets (Ich habe suss lieb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(7/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised
() You're polite ( depends)
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake (NOMNOMNOM I make awesome cake)
(X) You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away ( *coughcough*)
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument ( I love my clarinet...I just hate practicing I also like my keyboard a lot)
(X) You've composed music before (It's not finished yet o///o)
() You tend to call people 'morons' (More like things like: Nimrod, nimmy, ect)
(x) You wear glasses

(8/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are (yet act older)
(X) You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(8/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather (I HATE hot weather!!! I'd rather be freezing my arsch off)
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
(x) You make a very nice role-model (most times...)
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair (No, they become a pain in the ass)
() You used to be a very tough kid
(x) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(7/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited [ must I throw my boot at your face?]
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan [fuck yeah!]
(X) You're very loyal (to the death)
(x) You're very good at tactics (Strategy= success)
(X) You hate Russia (urgh I've not had good experiences with people from Russia -_-)(Although I love my Russian cousin to bits)
(X) You love to fight people (ESPECIALLY MY BROTHERS!!!!!! Let me explain in hetalia terms, one is mini America, the other a Russia/N. Italy mix (he's bat-shit crazy). Those are my blood brothers, my "step" brothers are from youngest to oldest; mini Russia, Sealand, Korea, and Egypt)
. (X) You can avoid marriages quite well (To my friend who represents France in RL, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY VITALS!!!!!!!!! And Specs, lieb dich, Hass dich, Maddy, I FUCKING LOVE YOU)
(X) You're not always taken seriously ( almost never, in fact)
()You like drinking (answer pending)
(X) You want to become stronger (always, always)

(9/10) for Prussia

And what nationalities am I really? Well the main four are: Prussian (I kid you not), Swedish, English (explains why I call my mother mum), Hungarian, and a whole mix of other crap...

Oh and just to let you know, at the moment, my favorite phrase is: "Lerne leide ohne zu klagen" aka Learn to suffer without moaning. It's a Prussian Virtue, look it up. I also like "Jadem das Seine," which is to each his own.

Whats going on with me now: writing and trying to catch up on HW. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK ;;