Faramir Freakhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Ranger's Apprentice, and Chronicles of Narnia. Hello everyone, I'm Faramir Freak and I hope you like all my stories! Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus who died on the cross then copy and paste this in your profile Six truths in life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =) If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile! |
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Planning His Demise by Lehrain reviews
Smeagol has never gotten along with Sam, "the fat hobbit", and so it leads him to planning all sorts of ways to kill him. These range from absurdly elaborate ideas to simple ones such as tossing him into a river. However...he never follows through with any of them. Written in a journal-type format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Smeagol
A Silly Ghost by Bluewolfbat reviews
While hanging out in their bedroom, Alvin and his brothers make a tent out of bed sheets. But after Dave comes in and tells them it's bed time, Dave leaves and Alvin and Simon take down the bed sheet tent. But Theodore is still inside the bed sheet tent, and the bed sheet falls on top of Theodore! Now he's stuck and can't get out. What will happen? Read and find out.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Simon S., Alvin S., Theodore S.
The Chronicels of the mixed up people by EvenstarWarrior reviews
What happens when Legolas ends up on the HOME I, and is confronted by Luke Skywalker? When Princess Leia meets the Narnians for the first time? Or when two Sith Lords meet the Dark Lord Sauron? When Aragorn is imprisoned by Miraz, how will he escape? Will Edmund help what remains of the Fellowship? Find out what happens.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Aragorn, Legolas
Nightmare by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
An evil warlord poisons and brainwashes Aragorn into killing his elven family, but the man also has something else planned for the elves of Imladris and the Rangers of the North. Can Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas help Aragorn overcome the poison, or will the man succumb and kill everything he's ever loved? NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Crowley's Pet by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
Crowley gets a pet. Written for my sister on her birthday. Happy Birthday, EvenstarWarrior!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Crowley, Halt, Will, Gilan - Complete
For Want of an Apple by Karri reviews
Elfling Legolas goes in search of an apple and ends up in a pickle.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
Up These Stairs by Takianna reviews
From Anakin's POV. I was really struck by the stairs to the jedi temple. This is a short and sweet little one shot that I wrote.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Complete
The Lord of the Flies by Slytherstein reviews
The untold story of a tiny LOTR character. And, one day, Frodo, Sam, Smeagol and Rosie sit down and decide to write a story about this fly. A very important fly, who happened to be around during a very pivotal moment. Bilbo read their story, and decided to add an Epilogue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Smeagol, Rosie C. - Complete
Hunting Orc: Into Darkness by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
Sequel to: Hunting Orc A death threat, an unknown poison...what could all these things mean? When Faramir's assassin proves to be the only one with the cure for the steward's poisoned body, Aragorn and Legolas set out to find it. NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Aragorn, Human, Faramir, Legolas - Complete
Hunting Orc by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
When Faramir and Aragorn are captured by Orcs, it is up to Legolas to rescue them. But with Faramir injured, it proves to be harder than the elf thought. NO SLASH CHAPTER 13 REVISED! So, if you were as annoyed with Elrond treating Aragorn before Faramir, then there you go! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,983 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir, Elrohir - Complete
Sabotage by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
Kiambo Da, who likes to be called Timmy, also Padawan to Anakin Skywalker, has Sith origins that no one knows about. Why do they need to know about it anyway? She's a loyal Jedi now. But when her brother, Daylomb, escapes from the Republic's detention level, and she is sent to find him, will her inner conflicts make her turn her brother in, or keep him hidden from the Jedi?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
What would happen by Ida Cippo reviews
…If Faramir was send instead of Boromir? If Faramir was the one arriving at Imladris? If it was Faramir that was part of the nine?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/5/2006
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A Ranger's Cry reviews
When Faramir finds one of his rangers almost murdered he's determined to find the attacker. Faramir realized the assassin is aiming their next kill towards him and not only does he try to bring justice to the half dead ranger he fights for his life. The ranger goes through adventure as the attacker makes their moves. (WARNING FOR VIOLENCE. rated teen for violence.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Mixed reviews
When LotR, Narnia, and Star Wars characters get mixed up in each others worlds, they have to find a way to get back. But can they find a way? Or will they be stuck in a lonely world they don't belong in? Read and find out.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 5/21/2014
Into the Ranger's Arms reviews
Will's thoughts and feelings as he runs into Halt's arms after his captivity. (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BOOKS 2-4) One-shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Will, Halt - Complete
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