Everyone knows that when you put a blind alchemist, the Elric Brothers, Ishval, alcohol, teenage hormones, and a simmering plot for vengeance together, you'll end up with a disaster of epic proportions. But stories are made of disasters, and this is the one where Edward and Alphonse set off on one final mission to help a person Ed will never admit he cares about. [Postseries FMAB]