Name: Becky Auteur (pen name)

Origin of Pen Name: Becky is similar to my real name, and Auteur means author in French, the language of love.

Birthday: February 6th

Occupation: Starving and sleep deprived college student, reporter for The Daily Tar Heel (www.dailytarheel.com)

Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, acting, singing, daydreaming, poking people

Languages: I am fluent in English (obviously) and German.

Favorite Color: teal

Website: beckyauteur.webs.com

Note: I like constructive criticism and compliments so please R&R! Also, I can’t spell...

Fandoms and Parings

Doctor Who

10xMartha

MarthaxTom

4xSarah Jane

AmyxRory

DoctorxTARDIS

Sherlock

SherlockxMolly

Jane Austen

My favorite couple is Emma and Knightley.

Phantom of the Opera

PhantomxChristine

RaoulxChristine

Wicked

FiyeroxElphaba

Les Misérables

EponinexEnjolras

MariusxCosette

EnjolrasxGrantaire

Harry Potter

HarryxGinny

HermionexRon

NevillexLuna

FredxOC

RosexScorpius

Pretty much any other canon pairing.

RIP SunSnow c. June 1, 2009-June 2, 2011

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people who do wish I was.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercromie and Finch told it "uncool to breath". Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off at the others.

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, then copy this onto your profile!

If you are paranoid about tiny details (like me!) copy this onto your profile.

Copy this onto your profile if you spend WAY too much time either reading fantasy or fanfictions.

If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile.

If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, fantasyrocks, Becky the Brilliant

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I am a psyco, and proud of it! If you are a psyco and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I knew it! I knew it!)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm, Dovewing/mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night (Nightflame), Becky the Brilliant

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, EspeonSilverfire2, owlreader, Stealthclaw, Celeste Night, Becky the Brilliant

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cy on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03, sweetlolitaangel, Becky the Brilliant

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

Funny lables and warnings

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

If you have tripped up the stairs, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think people should just shut the heck up and stop stereotyping, then post this.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

Wise Man Wonders:

Why does Sour Cream have an experation date?

Why is the number two pencil, if so popular, still number two?

Why is the most common dalmation name, "Spot"?

If Vegetable Oil is made out of Veggies, Olive Oil out of Olives, etc. Than what is Baby Oil made out of?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is mail that goes by sea called “CARgo” and mail that goes by land called “SHIPment”?

How can you have a well-rounded diet with three square meals?

Why is it that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we trust the bank with our money, but they don’t trust us with their pen?

Shouldn’t an air and space museum be empty?

If you say ‘a penny for your thoughts’ and they give you their two cents, what happens to the other penny?

Wouldn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

Why do airline seats have emergency flotation devices under them…but not parachutes?

Why is it called a television ‘set’ when you only get one?

If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, why does it have a lock on the door?

If people go to the gym to exercise, why do they fight for a parking spot close to the front door?

If Burger King and Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches?

How much more ocean would there be if there were no sea sponges?

Why do we eat spring rolls year-round?

Why do we use a classified ad if we want everyone to know what we’re selling?

Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son then copy and paste this in your profile

If you also love David Tennant as the tenth doctor, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever found a police call box and would go inside looking for the doctor, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Sarah Jane Smith and the fourth doctor should've ended up together, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you could have a jelly baby, copy and paste this to your profile.

I love my cat. If you also love your cat, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you're a Whovian when:

You sit down to watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. You're friends cheer for Robert Pattinson. You cheer for David Tennant.

You spend most of your time on a class trip to London looking for Police Boxes

You eat Jammy Dodgers and Jelly Babies and drink outragous amounts of tea even though you're not British.

You know you're a Trekkie when:

You get annoyed when people pronounce 'data' wrong

You're able to do the Vulcan Salute with minimal effort

You're innoyed when people say "Star Trek? Is that the one with Luke Skywalker?"

You know you're a Harry Potter fan when:

You say that despite the fight, you and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid singing egg."

You beg your parents to send you to boarding school.

You go out of your way to find chocolate frogs.

If you hate Justin Bieber, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list: deathtobieber, NinjaTerra, alexisshadow101, mew luna and mew zoey, Livvykitty, Swirly592, Myrna Maeve, Becky Auteur

Join the Anti-Bieber Club! We need your support.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've read a fan-fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, nongpad, Keiko Hayasaka, pockysnightmare, Morningstar04, YagamiNeko,koolkat14, Myrna Maeve, Becky Auteur

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers ()

You think you're awesome ()

You love to invent things ()

You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films (x)

You can seem to be very brash to other people ()

You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business (x)

You're terrified of ghosts ()

You know aliens exist ()

You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time ( )

You wear glasses (x)

(3/10)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea (x)

You were quite tough as a kid ()

You're very sarcastic and cynical (x)

Your cooking is awful ()

You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (x)

...But you refuse to believe in aliens (x)

You have tried doing black magic before ()

You get drunk quite easily ()

When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy ()

You're good at embroidery ()

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate ()

You think you have a great fashion sense (x)

You like wine ()

You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears ()

You love red roses ()

When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women ()

You're very proud of yourself ()

You love culture and the arts (x)

You're very flamboyant ()

You say you're a gourmet ()

(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood ()

You're very tall ()

You have a tendency to switch between personalities (x)

You wear a scarf all the time (x)

You love sunflowers ()

You love vodka ()

You can seem intimidating to other people ()

You're very strong ()

You have a big nose ()

You have a strange laugh that can scare people (x)

(3/10)

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature ()

You're very superstitious ()

You're very religious (x)

You love pandas (x)

You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes ()

You love Hello Kitty ()

You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously ()

You work hard ()

You're good at drawing ()

You like sweets (x)

(3/10)

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood ()

You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit (x)

You're very happy-go-lucky (x)

You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies ( )

You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up ()

You're a good artist ()

You can be clumsy at times (x)

You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something ()

If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" ()

You would surrender in a war situation ()

(3/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

You're very stoic and serious ()

Sausages are your favorite foods ()

You like to walk dogs/your dog ()

Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (x)

You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T ()

You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (x)

You work very hard (x)

Your alone time is your 'happy time' ()

You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people ()

You've had issues with money once or twice (x)

(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature ()

You think everything over before saying it ()

You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one ()

You isolated yourself during childhood ()

You became very successful in a short amount of time ()

You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (x)

You can seem cold/aloof to other people ()

You're good at practical tasks ()

You need time to adjust to new people ()

You are an otaku - an Anime or Manga crazy person (x)

(2/10)

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the first half of your least favorite character):

Leafclaw (Leafpool and Tigerstar/claw)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Foolpeaf (Um... Leafpool)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Wolfdark or Otterdark

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Crowpool or Leaffeather (Crowfeather and Leafpool)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random thing you think of):

Lily (my cat's name)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the characters voices in your head copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Worst Pickup Lines ever! (and how you should respond to them)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, IamthePhantomoftheOpera, Queen of the Skye, 'Angel' in H3ll, Ophelia V. Santori, Becky Auteur

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that Twilight should be whiped off the face of the earth, post this on your profile!

Girls start dieting as early as eight years old because they don't like the way they look. Girls have been talking about committing sucide when they're in fourth grade because they feel insecure. This needs to stop. If you have ever felt this way , just remember that you are beautiful and someday that special person will come and sweep you off your feet. Repost this on your profile to help get the word out and add your name to the list, so that maybe one day, someone will come across this and read it and see how many people care about their life. Charn14, Fabes999, Becky Auteur

If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a million dollars, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a billion dollars, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

24 WAYS TO ANNOY PARENTS, SIBLINGS OR FRIENDS:
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. When your mom says anything start acting like a hen.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20.When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night

If you have ever joined a group even though you didn't know anyone in it just because they were talking about your favorite fandoms, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your roommate is your roommate due to similar circumstances as John Watson and Sherlock Holmes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If God isn't a Tar Heel, why did he make the sky Carolina blue?

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you like to copy paste stuff onto your profile, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you're about to say it, copy this into you profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If people stare at you for being weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're mad and want people to know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're super pale...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile (SAY NO TO DRUGS!)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

In my friend group of Supernatural characters I am Cas! (Without even trying.)

Go Tar Heels!!!