Hi.Im ISawThatItSucked.But you pretty much already know that so what did i say that for?*shrugs*But anyways you can call me Brownie(yesh thats my real name)I also go by NaNa(dont know how my parents got that out of Brownie).Im a Yaoi addict i have many manga in my room of that genre and i spend many hours on the internet reading it.I love Oocness.I know your probaly thinking "another one of those people"and if your not,well who said i was a mindreader?So anyways heres some imformation about me...

Gender:Female

Age:Young enough to be your daughter and old enough to be on this site

Location:Who knows for some unknown reason I could be in your house(but im probaly not)

Pairings that i adore/Love:

SasoDei(I read/watch this alot)

ShikaNeji

GaaNeji

KakaIru

I have more pairings but ehhhhhhh ill get back to that later

My OTP!!!XD

NaruSasu(eh I cant help but to LOVE this pairing,Its the only one i can actually see exsisting I cant imagine them with anyone else except with eachother and yes im the few that actually LOATHES sasunaru)

Pairings I HATE with a passion:

SasuSaku(I wanted to punch her face in through the WHOLE series of Naruto who knew a fictional character could elicit so much hate from me)

NaruSaku(Pink-Haired bitch F*ck OFF)

KakaSaku

SasuNaru(NO!!Sasuke will ALWAYS be uke in this relationship!!!!ALWAYS!!)

ItaDei

TobDei(Other than with Sasori i no likey)

KakaSasu

KibNaru

ShikaNaru(as you can see other than paired with sasuke theres 100% chance i will not like the pairing)

Pairings that disturb me and make me have a WTF moment:

OroSasu(Sick minded FUCK)

OroNaru(EWWWW!!!!!EEWIE,EEWIE EWWW!)

SaiNaru(THAT DISGUSTING!!!!and NO I do not beleive in the argument that he looks like Sasuke!!!Just because he has pale skin and black hair?WOW very similar,hint the sarcasm)

SaixAnyone(Its really twisted how someone would want to pair him with anyone,its revolting)

KyuuSasu

ItaNaru(I understand why this exsist but still a bad thought)

SaiSasuNaru(Actually I dont like any threesome cuz no matter which way you put it ones not getting as much loving as the other two)

Things i hate in a story and 99.9% of the time wont read or write:

Slutty ukes(because coming out of nowhere saying"fuck me I want your big wet thing inside" really just kills the mood ykno this is why i usually dont rean shotacon manga cuz its usually written with those exact words)

Sasuke cheating on Naruto with Sakura(like REALLY who fucking came up with that shit i wanna bash my computer in witha bat everytime i come across one of those stories)

Rape

Manwhore Naruto

Manwhore Sasuke

Manwhore Anyone(Idk why I dont like it,I guess because I like my ukes to be all innocent,pure,and whats the word?Oh yeah...VIRGIN!!XD)

Angst(Usually I dont read things like that because im a HUGE softie and i want everthing to be fluffy and rainbowfied but sometimes i write it cuz i know life aint perfect,but i still cant get myself to read it hehehe)

ukes turn to semes and semes are now uke(NO!When you say which character is gonna be in your your story its SEME first then UKE!When i click a narusasu story i expect NARUTO to do the poking NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!)

Suicidal Naruto

Equal lovers(lol nope,dont like it there cant be two semes.Call me stereotypical if you want cuz I seriously wont give a fuck.*At yaoi cafe*Seme /Uke for me only plz,and leave Seme/Seme in the garbage)

Blushy Naruto(Mmmmmm just doesnt seem like him)

Pairings I like that are not in Naruto Universe:

HaoYoh

KanamexZero

SokkaxZuko(hehehe their SO pwecious!!,hint baby voice)

SuzLeleoch(however you spell it)

Black StarxDeath the kid

MellowxNear

GrimmIchi

MukuroxTsuna

YamamotoxGokureda

LxLight(Raito,Kira WHOEVER)

UsuixThat kid(lol i forgot his name but yknow that boy off of kaichou maid sama that Usui kissed that every one thinks looks like a girl,but unfortunatley i cant find any stories or doujinshi about them :( its sad cuz he flirted with him through the whole series!!!!)

MY FAVE WORD IN THE WHOLE WORLD XD:

Chu(isnt it awesome!!i lovey dovey it!!!)

Random Facts about Me:

When i read/write a story I like the uke to be UKE(blushing,adorable,innocent,sweet,pure ect.)and semes being SEME(over-protective,sex crazed(only for their uke of course),obsessive,pervy ect).

I think sai would be the BEST PROSTITUTE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!

s-m disturbs me(unless its with yaoi of course*wink-wink*)

hate cheating fics

I think brocolli SUCKS

I hate the word probally(or however you spell it i dont care cuz i HATE IT!!!)

SADDLE BAGS IS THE FUNNIEST INSULT EVA!!!

i dont like mean people(but really who does unless your an uber bitch)

vampires are not scary they sucked that genre out of them when they made them into romance novels.ZOMBIES are scary now theyve definitley took that title(because YOU KNOW a zombie jumping out of the back your car would scare the shit out of you)oh and the grim reaper but i guess that kinda stays under the zombie category XD.

Quotes:

They say you cant live without love...I think oxygen is needed -.-'

As soon as you have got done reading this you will have read it

Id LIVE for love and id DIE for chocolate but id KILL for yaoi :)

You know for a man you sure do act like a little bitch

stfu

My boyfriend said "I dont understand why you where a bra, you dont have anything to put in it"i said "well you wear pants"

If someone says "your fat" tell them "I may be fat but youre ugly,and i can diet"

You say your heart is broken in half,but youre not dead so SHUT UP

SasuNaru rant ahead *ALERT*ALERT*

I dont care if you read/approve/hate this because Im just venting my anger.*takes in deep breath*I HATE SASUNARU!!ITS ANNOYING!!They make Naruto into some kinda bitch whos always getting raped,and eye fucked by Sasuke!!1:Naruto would NEVER be anyones uke!Hes the strongest person in the show,hes loud,hes cheerful,and hes SEXY(NOT cute)2:in the actual show Naruto and Sasuke are the same height IF not taller by an inch and a half(or his hair).I dont know how in the fuck they got the idea of Naruto being some shrimp.sometimes I understand if you wanna put a height distance to make them more seme but really!!!3:WTF is up with all the poutyness?4:Sasukes not a pervert,far from it actually Naruto is.So I dont understand stand why they portray Sasuke to be some nyphomaniac that cant keep his dick out of Narutos ass.5:ITS SO OUT OF CHARACTER!!Naruto would NEVA EVA EVA be some whiny little bitch whos sad cuz Sasuke been fucking him to much and his ass hurts.6:STILL WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE POUTING!!I dont get why they portray Naruto to be like that it's so...not him.I cant even describe how its so out of character they make them into two whole different people.7:And last Naruto does NOT scream TEME ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!Thats all you see through the story pouting,and him whining teme.Sasukes cold demener is a front hes just all hurt inside and trys to be all expressionless so he can seem cool.He just want to be like his big brother.Just because Sasuke smirks and is a bastard does not make him seme.But even though i can not deny that sasunaru fanfictions have some pretty good,spectacular even,plotlines.It seems the authours of SasuNaru actually like to put TIME in their work as it seems.And i'm not saying EVERY sasunaru is like what im ranting about,some actually do TRY to put them in character but thats about 10%.Ok now,Naruto is a great seme because to some peoples surprise,hes very possesive and obssesive of Sasuke.There has been many examples throughout the anime.ALSO Naruto is strong,independent,clever,and if i do say so myself-sexy.Even though I love NaruSasu its fustrating to find a good fic out their.They usually like to portray Naruto as this total douchebag and Sasuke as his whore.Thats what really pisses me off sometimes with Naruto fandoms,being the main character or the side character many authors like to draw up this image that Naruto is this total dumbass whos obnoxios and has turrepts syndrome(they dont make him go a sentence without saying shit,fuck,ass ect.) and sucks at sports.Like one of those damn teenager movies you see all the time!!!Like seriously!!!WTF!!Naruto is WAY FAR from a douchebag!!!Hes actually one of the sweetest characters in the show!!!Hes always helping everyone,giving people faith in their lives and brightining everyones day!!!and DUMBASS???*scoffs*How do you think he beat Pain?with luck?FUCK NO!!!HE MADE A FUCKING PLAN!!!!I dont understand why people like to write him that way,everytime I read a story like that i get a migraine and have to restrain myself from punching my wall,and cussing up a storm.Sasuke is a good uke(for Naruto only of course) because hes all bitter and VERY emotional even though hes one of those in denial type of ukes who keep moaning no when their getting done by their semes hes still a good uke because 1:he wears his shirt open(if that doesnt scream rape me idk what does)2:Hed be a great cross dresser and 3:Hes cuter as bottom and it makes SENSE!!!plus I think hes a closet cuddler.Sometimes I understand where SasuNaru comes from cuz when it started(I hate to have to admit this)Sasuke was KINDA good in like academics and stuff than Naruto when they were kids BUT he sure as hell wasnt stronger!!Naruto did not like to use his full strength on Sasukes ass(does that sound like an excuse?).And anyway look at all the peoples ass Naruto kicked!!Kakazu,Pain,Shinno,Neji and MANY MANY MORE!!!!But oh what did Sasuke do?Get his ass kicked more than once at the chuunin exam,took about five episods to kill orochimaru,and only defeated Killier Bee because of his brothers power.So yeah they need to give Narutos dick back,pump a little of that testerone out of Sasukes body before he colapses,and stop making Ooc-ness in SasuNaru so unbearble that even this Ooc lover cant stand it!!!!!!

ehhhhhh well thats it for my profile for now ill probaly add more stuff in the future so youll have something to read when your bored or just hate my stories(or read all of them already hehe) i Dont know when ill post my first story(oh yeah i didnt mention it im new here!!XD)still looking for the right one so anyways...ENJOY LIFE?(eh,i know that was a corny line but im not really good with endings)