![]() Author has written 2 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Tales of Vesperia. Name: IT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, PEOPLE! But you may call me EnderMiss1000, EnderMiss, or just Ender. Or Whatever. I'm cool with that. Gender: Female, and I'm proud of it! Age: 12 Favorite Games: Ohhh, that's hard! Here's a list. Favorite Books: Urm... Opinions on Video Game Characters: Random Facts about Me: A Random Theory: 21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7. Don't use any punctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. greet all your friends with a tackle. 20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "this is a costume party?" And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 21. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy. And if your crazier add another one and we'll believe it happen to you before 22. When someone tells you you're crazy, say "Wait, who am I? What is going on? Who are you? What do you want? AHH!" (This happens to me all the time...) Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!" 17. Touch an electrical coard and pretend that you are getting shocked. 18. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!" Info About My Stories: |
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