Welcome to my profile! Hope your here because you enjoyed one of my stories... otherwise im confused as to your beings here- but stay anyway i guess. Feel free to look around my page and enjoy my stories (:3

So Just look around, find something you like

"If you were HALF as funny as you thought you were you would be TWICE as funny as you are"

-Madam Dorethea -THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS-By Cassandra Clare

"What ever does'nt KILL me had better start RUNNING"

"You don't just get to say no" "This plan involves me! I get to say no! No." "Simon–" "Let me introduce you to my good friend No." "Maybe we can compromise." "No." "SIMON" ''No is a magical word. Here's how it goes. You say, 'Simon, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?' And I say, 'Why, no.' ''

-Clary and Simon- THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS - BY Cassandra Clare

"Life is like a DREAM, you take advantage of it then you wake up and realise it's OVER"

-Unknown

"I think I’m BETTER than EVERYONE else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample EVIDENCE"

-Jace- THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS - Cassandra Clare

" You said you were going for a WALK! What kind of walk takes SIX HOURS?" "A LONG one?"

-Alec and Jace -THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS- Cassandra Clare

"Is he DEAD? He looks DEAD" "no he's NOT dead" "are you sure? I could KICK him if you want"

- Magnus and Maryse -THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS-Cassandra Clare

'When LIVING is a thing MONEY can buy; The RICH shall LIVE & the POOR shall DIE'

-Banksy

"though my soul may set in DARKNESS it will rise in perfect LIGHT; i have loved the STARS too brightly to be FEARFUL of the night"

-THE OLD ASTRONOMER S. Williams

"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the MALLARDS in the park to see if you could breed a race of CANNIBALS DUCKS?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "BLOODTHIRSTY little beasts. NEVER TRUST A DUCK"

-Jem & Will - THE INFERNAL DEVICES- Cassandra Clare

" Im PURE at heart it repels the DIRT"

-Isabelle -THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS -Cassandra Clare

“Isabelle’s plans are terrible.” He pointed a finger at her. “Your plans are suicidal. At best.”

- Simon (talking to Clary) -Again this is from TMI and all rights to Cassandra Clare if you hadnt guessed already... O_o

_.-FAVOURITES-._

Hilltop Hoods, Illy, bliss'n'esso, drapht, the herd and Seth Sentry are my favourite Artists/Bands/Musicians/Singers/songwriters/what ever you want to call them... but i also like to mix it up with all different styles of music. Vance Joy, Lorde, Alt-J, Frank Ocean, Gypsy & the Cat, Rudamental, ball park music, Josh pyke, skrillex,Born Ruffians, Flume, coldplay etc.

The Mortal Instruments, infernal devices, Maximum Ride and divergent are my all time favourite book series but of coarse ive read A LOT more books than that

Doctor Who and Sherlock Holmes as well as vampire diaries are my favourite tv shows

Anything with guns, puzzles, car chases, explosions and witty comments and you have me for a movie. Fast and furious, Mission Impossible, Tomb Raider, The Da Vinci Code and Lethal Weapon are always great. Cant go past Die Hard (keep it old school though) pretty much any Bruce Willis, and your in for some good old action and witty lines.

*Just sayin', i pretty much NEVER post chapters so... you know, dont have high expectations...*

Sincerely,

-Me P:3 (its a bunny licking its nose in case you were wondering... P:3)