I've recently deleted all of my stories, and have posted a new one. It's not too popular, only three reviews, but I'll accept whatever praise (or rotten tomatoes) I receive. I can't post too frequently, but I will try.

Heard this joke from a girl I don't really like, but I thought it was funny:

A couple is driving down the highway, the wife at the wheel. They're doing a flat 50 mph. The man turns to the woman and says, "I know we've been together for a few years now, but I want a divorce."
His wife says nothing, but goes up to 55 mph.
The husband continues, "I just want you to know that I had an affair."
Still his wife says nothing, simply going up to 60 mph.
"Not only did I have an affair, but I had an affair with your best friend," the husband says.
She goes up to 65 mph, still silent.
"And I want the house."
She goes up to 70 mph.
"And the boat."
She goes faster at 75 mph.
"And I want all the money."
The wife, still silent, speeds up to 80 mph.
"And I want the dog."
The car is going at 85 mph now, and they're swiftly approaching a six-foot-tall solid brick wall.
"Look," the husband says, "You haven't said anything all this time. What do you want from the settlement?"
"I've got everything I want," replies his wife.
"Yeah? What's that?" he asks.
The woman points to the wall ahead of them, and says, "I've got the airbag, and you don't."

Moral: Girls are slick. Guys, don't mess with us.