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Philia by Musafreen reviews
A Collection of Platonic Relationship Vignettes involving various characters from the series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013
Let it Burn by Sinspire Selendri reviews
The Phantom Lord Dynasty has lost its princess to the Fairy Tail Kingdom. War is coming. A certain water-mage falls in love with an enemy. He falls in love with her. One kingdom must fall. Can love triumph, or will it be dragged down with everything else? LoLu in later chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Gray F., Juvia L., Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
I Heard It Through the Grapevine(of Delicious Mirkwood Wine…) by Lasgalendil reviews
On women, tropes, and the thrice-dreaded supernatural interspecies love triangle. Rumors of a certain movie and fanfics have reached Middle-earth and characters are not amused. Can Tauriel convince the canon that their reasons for hating her are wrong? Legolas laments, Tauriel teaches, and Gimli…Gimli is just Gimli. (Elessar's General Warning: meta fics may contain strong satire.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Legolas, Kíli, Tauriel - Complete
Felo-de-Sae by Musafreen reviews
Piper loves Jason. Everything else is secondary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by susieboo reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
Bunker Talk by Musafreen reviews
Featuring Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, a messy breakup and a random monster. Because romance is a little overrated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Piper M., Leo V.
Hydrokinetics by Musafreen reviews
Or, how and why Percy Jackson decided to become a costumed superhero. PJO Superhero AU, told in snippets.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Insert Curious Blog Title Here by Mei1105 reviews
Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic. There's a mysterious new girl teaming up with Sherlock and John, solving all their cases for them and slowly turning Sherlock into a nice guy - but a certain Society isn't going to stand for that!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series Four by queenoftheoutlands reviews
In which I return with yet more Merlin, reviewed amusingly for your reading pleasure. In today's news: Merlin is now a young man according to the Great Slash Dragon , The Knights of the Round Bromance have assembled, Morgana has become Bellatrix LeStrange or possibly Sylar , everybody is angsting, Queen references some new fandoms and everybody needs lots and lots of HUGS! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012
The One with the Mushroom Dust Cloud at the End by Musafreen reviews
In which romantic subplots take over the HoO storyline. Very short. Parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
The Mary Sue Trials by What She Doesn't Know reviews
The abominations known as "Mary Sues" are put on trial for crimes against literature. Prosecuted by none other than Annabeth Chase, with Rachel Elizabeth Dare as the honorable judge, these horrible creatures, thank the gods, don't stand a chance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Sherlock by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
An Exchanging of Letters by AlmostInsanity reviews
Ever wonder what Sticky and Constance might say in a conversation shared by snail-mail? Here you can find out. Prepare for poetry, name-calling, and pure Sticky/Constance banter.
Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sticky W., Constance C.
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
The Worst Thing by moosey16 reviews
After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
What's Up Doc? by KRRouse reviews
Sam's just a normal guy trying to make his way in today's world, but with roommates like Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and neighbors like Gimli and Gollum, it's not easy. Rated PG13, just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002