hey, i'm Zoë

I'm from belgium i started reading fanfics when i was 14 and i couldn't stop!! (i was born in 1992)

my birthday is on halloween, i'm a big of slash fan but occasionally i find something het i like

my curent fandoms are: Harry Potter, Buffy the vampire slayer, Vamire night, death note, Twilight, the covenant and x-men

quotes from fanfiction:

"I like you." Balthamos said, "You are warm, and kind. And you need someone to bite the people that hurt you, because your teeth are not so very sharp."

from the story Green Glass by Moth Gypsy

-If you can't beat them, join them.
If you can't join them, bribe them.
If you can't bribe them, blackmail them.
If you can't blackmail them, kill them.
If you can't kill them, You're screwed.

Random quotes

"Dance my little puppets, Dance!" – God

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman."

"Curiosity killed a cat... but satisfaction brought it back"

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.”

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."

"I smile, because I have no idea what's going on."

"When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear."

"The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness.Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!"

"It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking after I found it"

"The words of his mouth were smoother than butter, but war was in his heart: his words were softer than oil, yet were they drawn swords." -- Psalms 55:21

If you like the evil characters more often than you like the good characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If for some reason you have ever laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

friends

-A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

-A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

-A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

-A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

-A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

-A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

-A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

-A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

-A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

-A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

-A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

-A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

-A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

-A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

-A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

-A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

-A good friend will be there when he breaks up with you.A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "you will die in seven days..."

-A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

-A good friend will ask you why youre crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."