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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 117 - Words: 830,290 - Reviews: 11559 - Favs: 11,124 - Follows: 12,833 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,977 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 731,473 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/23/2011
Recoil by ack1308 reviews
The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 390,463 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Blood and Chaos by Aetheron reviews
The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,527 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Amy M., Faith L., Harmony K.
RWBY: The Parody by Maniac92 reviews
RWBY is the tale of Ruby Rose, an adorable fifteen-year-old girl who slaughters monsters! Hooray! With the help of her sister, a temperamental heiress, and a girl who definitely isn't hiding anything, Ruby will battle monsters, criminals, and the inane humor that comes with being in a parody. Rated T for strong language and suggestive humor.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,893 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 7,387 - Follows: 6,860 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 6,485 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 4,823 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,750 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,890 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,916 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete