Bolt: Hello, world! My name is Bolt, and this is my loveable not-so-trusty sidekick, ChiChi. Yes, she is a Chihuahua. Yes, she has wings.

ChiChi: And a British Accent.

Bolt: Yes. We must not forget the Accent. ChiChi, why don't you tell our fandom friends out there what we like?

ChiChi: In no specific order, Harry Potter, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Total Drama series, Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, X-Men: Evolution, tacos, rhinos, potatos...

Bolt: I don't like potatos.

Silence*

Bolt: Anywhoo! The X-Men Evolution pairings that we like are...drumroll please!

Insert Drumroll here*

Bolt: In order of awesomeness, Romy, Jonda, Xietro, Kiotr, Tabietro, Kietro, Jubby, Lancitty, Loro...yeaaah, I think that's it.

ChiChi: We can take Kurtty and Jott in small doses. Small doses meaning they're not the main focus of the story, but they're in it. Kurtty because we really think Kitty and Kurt are better off as best friends, and Jott because, well, Scott and Jean are just annoying.

Bolt: We hate Rogue/Scott. It is the world's greatest sin.

ChiChi: Did you ever notice how if you combine those names, it spells Rott? As in Rotten?

Bolt: On to the magical world of Harry Potter! We love Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Dean/Luna (I really wanted them to be together in the 7th!) Fred/Hermione (kinda random but we've fallen in love with some of those stories!), and almost anything involving the Next Generation!

ChiChi: We also like GOOD, repeating GOOD, Draco/Hermiones and GOOD, repeating GOOD Draco/OC fics.

Bolt: Aaah, Draco...

ChiChi: Obsessions. They happen to the best of us.

What is the Best Harry Potter Book?

Bolt: The seventh! No doubt. Happy ending all around, except for all of the dying...

ChiChi: Hmm...I think I like the fourth best

Who is the most awesome male Harry Potter character?

ChiChi: Oh god...

Bolt: DRACO!!! DRACO DRACO DRACOOOO!

ChiChi: Are you done?

Bolt: Not yet. DRACO MALFOY! Okay, there.

ChiChi: SIRIUS! SIRIUS SIRIUS SIRIUS! SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

Bolt: There's no need to yell.

Pause*

Who is the most awesome female Harry Potter character?

Bolt: No-brainer! Luna Lovegood!

ChiChi: I concur.

If you could save one of the Harry Potter Characters who died, who would it be?

Bolt: Oooh, that's difficult...I would say Remus, but then I'd want Tonks back too...Probably Fred, if I had to pick only one.

ChiChi: Uh, let's think...SIRIUS! My doggy love...

Bolt: What was it we were saying about obsessions?

On to X-Men evolution. Based on your personality, do you think you'd be a X-Men, New Mutant, Brotherhood or Acolyte?

Bolt: Personality? Probably X-men. Although I'd chose brotherhood...

ChiChi: Acolytes, definitely.

Who is your favorite mutant?

Bolt: PIETRO!!!

ChiChi: She's got a thing for evil pretty boys. I'd say Rahne. She's got cool fur.

If you could have written the fifth season, one thing that would have happened?

Bolt: Remy joins the X-Men, and there's lots of Romy!

ChiChi: Laura joins the Brotherhood, and there's lots of Xietro!