Writing prompt: Murphy's law. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Draco Malfoy learns this first hand as he attempts to court Hermione Granger. Birthday gift for LightofEvolution. 3 chapters of feel good laughter. COMPLETE.

What happens when the Happy Hungry Bunch embark on a game of Truth or Dare? Will embarrassing secrets unfold? Will hidden feelings finally be revealed? (In case you're wondering, I compiled a list of T/Ds from the Net and ran it through a randomiser, so the results were not decided by me. Enjoy! xD)

Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM

As Charms Mistress at Hogwarts, Hermione is responsible for decorating the Christmas tree in the great hall but she is not happy about having an audience. Non-canon compliant post DH.

Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Sasuke, Sakura, and the Uchiha family. o8: parenthood

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Post ACOTAR/minor spoilers for beginning of ACOMAF. Rhys interrupts Feyre's wedding at the Spring Court in his typical dramatic style and snatches Feyre away to the Night Court for an unusual wedding night, filled with ballrooms, a growing attraction, and a dance beneath the stars. Feyrhys/Feysand. (Third one-shot in the series, though it chronologically comes first)

Post ACOTAR. During Feyre's stay at the Night Court, Rhys teaches Feyre how to fight - much teasing, taunting, and fun ensues. Feyrhys/Feysand. (First one-shot in the series)

Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy lead a ragtag group of rebels against Lord Mort - Voldemort's new, stronger incarnation. Features Vampires,Veela,Werewolves,Dementors,Ghosts,Poltergeists,Succubi,Naga,Ancient Spells,Animal Transfiguration/Animagi,DeathlyHallows,War Violence. Post-Hogwarts A/U. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Neville/Penelope, Jeremy/Willemu,Snape,Theo,Viktor,Harry,etc.

When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.

Sarada's questions about their first kiss lead to a small dispute between Sasuke and Sakura. What will ultimately result? (A look into an Uchiha marital disagreement that includes a twist to the Naruto Gaiden ending and a little something extra.)

Hogwarts, Sixth Year. Hermione Granger is assigned to tutor Draco Malfoy in Arithmancy. When the two enemies manage to find common ground, could the consequences be far-reaching enough to alter the outcome of the Second Wizarding War? Prequel to The Ginger Malfoy.

TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').

Hermione is fed up of seeing her friends leave her behind. She's thirty, alone and broody. Not one to wait around, she decides to take matters into her own hands and have the child she's always wanted. The resulting pregnancy is far from what she expects

The returning seventh years are required to attend therapy together. They begin to open up to each other, and tentative inter-house friendships form.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

Finally free of her fears, Elsa has learned to love the life she has as Queen with her family. But a new tale begins when a young stranger wanders into Arendelle. After he saves the kingdom from a natural calamity, he is revealed to be much more than a simple vagabond with a humble smile.

Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.

Tsunami Sawada has a heart as big as the sky. There is room for one, two, three...four, five...six! The growth of the guardians love for their sky and how the sky is able to hold it all. Reverse harem and genderbender. femTsunaxAll.

While he is visiting the Hales, Mr. Thornton and Margaret have an unexpected conversation. Will this change their relationship as events in Milton unfold?

An unexpected guest is sent into her hands at St. Mungo's. After having him under her care, she finds that maybe she's not the only one who's ready to let go of the past. A fluffy short story. DM/HG

REPOST FROM TAYSHIORRA!: One-shot. After aiding Team 7 against a strange Iwa nuke-nin, Gaara gets affected by an equally strange jutsu that, for a time, gives him the attention seeking patterns of a house cat. The situation gets even more interesting when he takes a blatant liking to Sakura and refuses to leave her side... Read and review!

Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku

Head Boy Draco Malfoy has got a secret, and it's kind of embarrassing! When he tells Hermione Granger, his fellow Head Girl, hoping she'll be able to help him somehow end the curse (she is the brightest witch of their age, supposedly), things don't exactly go the way he'd planned… 2013 HP-Drizzle Fest entry. Dramione one-shot. Romance/Humour/CursedAnimal!Draco. COMPLETE!

During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.

Hiruma Yoichi and Anezaki Mamori. A series of one-shot short passes between the angelic manager and the demonic quarterback throughout their high school years.

The name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ex-Death Eater, proud father, husband to the brightest witch of their age, and nothing less than the best Auror for the job. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

The War of the Stones is over. Unable to forget or deny her growing feelings for Seth, Princess Eirika seeks advice and comfort from her brother. [Complete]

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Draco's nights were no longer silent. They were far from holy. Nothing was calm. Nothing was bright. Between the ruddy eels, the veiled insults to his hair, and the demonic entity known as Muggle "science," he would never sleep in heavenly peace – and it was all HER fault. Unofficial sequel to "Quarrels & Quaffles." WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

Eona forcefully reads Ido's mind by linking their Huas. What she finds out turns her world upside down. EonaxIdo. Fluff. Oneshot.

"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.

… AKA the "Do-Anything-To-Keep-Precious-Hermione-Away-From-Draco-Malfoy" mission. All fathers fear the day when they will meet the person who will steal their daughters away from them. Mister Granger is afraid he already met his match.

A 12 Part Epilogue to "It's All Uncharted."

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

It became a tradition in the Malfoy family to throw themed birthday parties for Scorpius. "Can I be a superhero for my birthday?" EWE!

Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku

In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

Horrible jokes and general silliness abound! Chapter 1: Capital Letters: Jellal appears to have a bad case of the blues.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...

Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R

It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.

Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.

“What’s the matter Granger?” Malfoy asked… “Miss me?” “Always,” she replied, smiling sardonically.

Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.

Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione

In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.

Who in their right mind holds a graduation ceremony on Valentine's Day? McGonagall, apparently. PostHBP Seventh Year graduation...with a twist. DMHG Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange. Author: Sapphiregirl

Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent heroantics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. DMHG [Short story, Complete, written PreHBP]

Hermione takes on a bet to seduce Severus. But she has a plan - a very cunning plan. Sometimes brains are more important than bust size