Name: You can call me Apples. Abbey works fine, though it isn’t my real name. It’s a name that stuck when I was acting in a school concert. Abe works well also.

Age: I’m a high schooler aged between 13 and 19. Figure it out from there. ^_^

Location: Mostly the teenage lair, or what most adults call the bedroom.

Personality: Depends on what mood I happen to be in. Most of the time it’s a kind of “care-free” attitude, which is great. Sometimes I can go completely nutty, which is really strange and I mean a complete loopy nutty attitude. I start singing, running around the house, dancing really strange dances and I also start quoting movies, books and animes… It’s really weird, but it only really happens when I’m either really happy, really depressed or I’m high off of chocolate or mocha.

Looks: I'm 5'8" so I'm defiantly not short. According to the majority of Australian women, I am classified as above average in height, so yeah. I have dead straight ash blonde hair, which is either on my shoulders or a little bit above. I’m not incredibly pale or incredibly tan, I’m in the middle of the two extremes, but my arms are tanner than the rest of me. I am in no way, shape or form classified as skinny, but I’m not fat either. I am average, or so my doctor says. I have storm coloured eyes, they are more grey than blue, though. I used to have braces, but I got them off in the middle of August 2010, so now my teeth are extra straight.

Music: Anything from rock to pop to techno, which is really strange. I’m currently really loving Apocolyptica, Paramore, Evanescence, MUSE, Three Days Grace and Marilyn Manson (strangely enough). I love listening to Daft Punk, too, just cause they make me feel old school. I really don’t know why, but they do! Also a brand new (or brand new-ish band) called Bellow The Fall, they have amazing music and it's really good listening. Also kermitcasson on YouTube made the music video for their latest song, Finish Me.

Favorite Animal: Owls… I just can’t get enough of owls, they are so damn ADORABUBBLE! I think my love of owls started with my obsession with Harry Potter, which is completely understandable. I also love Siberian Huskies, which are a long way from owls, but the canines are just so cute.

Food: Milk chocolate, which I have discovered is the food of the gods which they have graciously sent down to earth for us humans and humanoids to enjoy. They also use it to connect us to them…Sorry…I also love mangoes and Granny Smith apples (you know the green ones that are incredibly sour). I happen to like sweet and sour foods, bite me.

Movies: Any of the Harry Potter films (My favourites have to be Deathly Hallows Part 1 and Chamber of Secrets), Pirates of the Caribbean is also really good. I like actions and comedies. I still watch animated films and I always will. Uh, I can't stand chick-flicks and romance films. They’re just too mushy for me to handle, though I can read romance, which makes no sense.

Books: This is ridiculous, far too many to count… Let’s just say Harry Potter and we’ll leave it at that. ^_^

Wishes: I really hope to attend a convention one day, probably Supanova or Smash! or one of the other Con's that are run in Australia during the parts of the year. I also really want to be able to buy a cosplay costume and a wig, to attend a con in... but that's for a later date, perhaps for when I get a job...

Stories That I am Currently Working On:

Sands of Blood (Hetalia) A story I wrote for a competition at the end of 2011. Just my thoughts on what Gallipoli, if she existed, might have thought about all of the fighting going on at her place. It's rated T and the characters its under are Australia (because mostly Aussie's and New Zealanders fought there) and Turkey (because the Gallipoli was a beach of the Ottoman Empire, which is now Turkey). THIS STORY IS A ONE SHOT!

Life Changing Kats (Naruto) It's a story about the Akatsuki being turned into cats, sent into our world and meeting people that are sometimes crazier than themselves. My OC's for this story are being paired up with the amazingly awesome Itachi Uchiha, the explosion artist Deidara and the hot swordsman Kisame Hoshigaki. CURRENTLY ON HAITUS!

Stories That I Have Abondoned (in other words, 'Just-Cannot-Be-Bothered-Writing-Anymore' stories):Fire of Friendship (Harry Potter) I'm never writing anymore of this story, EVER, because it's just not working for me anymore...

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A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, sands for: Awesome Kittens At The Secret Undercover Karate Incorporation

P.E.I.N, stands for: Pirates, Encounter, Invinsible, Ninjas

D.E.I.D.A.R.A, Stands for: Dangerously, Explosive, Idiot, Doing, Amazing, Reckless, Art

T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnixious, But, Innocent. (Yeah Right...)

S.A.S.O.R.I. stands for: Sexy, Ageless, Sasori, Oddly, Reacts, Impatiently

H.A.T.E.R.S, stands for: Having, Anger, Towards, Everyone, Reaching, Success

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, Rengoku Akashi, LolAvatarWolfs, Ultimate-Apples

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, YukiaJyakotsu219, blonde insomniac, Ultimate-Apples

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Ultimate-Apples (Australia)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now read every third word.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah