My name is Kirstie. I am a high school student. Please don't stalk me. Unless you're attractive. Because apparently that'd be cute. (Don't try it even then. I carry an umbrella in my schoolbag. I can kill with it. Ask anyone.) I love to write. And most of what I write is rants and raves and stupid little stories that don't make sense at all. Please read and enjoy what I have to offer. I promise it'll be somewhat entertaining.
I lied. Sorry. It might not be entertaining at all.
My sense of humour is a tad weird.

Anyways.
If you just got to my profile page by accident, cool! Read some stuff, if you don't want to, it's okay.
If you're a fan, know that I love you and will be willing to marry you this very second. PM me. I'm being serious. I have a ring and everything.

My stories will be insane. Stupid. Romantic. And full of drama. (Or sometimes not)
Bear with me. I hope you enjoy!
(You don't have to review. But I enjoy it, and constructive cristicism would be nice)

OH YEAH. I FORGOT. This is important. Read this. READ THIS!
If I happen to suddenly drop off the face of the earth, or if I decide to discontinue a story, or if I am just being a crappy uploader, please, PLEASE: PM me, or review, or SPAM MY EMAIL INBOX, just... JUST MAKE SURE I WRITE. I need the constant nag and motivation. So help a girl out, would you?

I APPRECIATE IT.
You are VERY cool for visiting my profile page and reading all this by the way. PM me and we can have lunch (:

I am busy.
I am forgetful.
If you like my storys (When ever they are uploaded) . Please try to remind me. I don't even know if it's like noon or something and I haven't updated. Or email me. SPAM ME UNTIL I HATE YOU (Which will never happen. 'Til Death do us part

I'm not entirely sure this will work out. And if you read it and brush this off I hope you're happy that you've RUINED all the CHANCES I've ever had at COMPLETING A RESOLUTION. I hope you can live with yourself!

ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: If you email me, put something in the subject that makes me know you're not a virus! Cool? Cool. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

BY THE WAY: Paul and Embry are the best!!