"Do you know why I chose you, Rey?" Kylo asks. "Why I picked you out of all the women presented to me?" Kylo strokes her cheek and she slaps his hand away. Crown Prince of Alderaan or not, Rey wants absolutely nothing to do with her new husband. "Ah, there it is, Rey," he says lowly. "There's that same look you gave me when I tried to kiss you. Truly you will make a fine wife."

Series of Newtina oneshots inspired by quotes from various sources that have stuck in my mind over the years. Some will be heavily implied smut, some will just be tooth-rottingly fluffy. No angst here for a change. I own nothing but the plots of each oneshot.

It would be so easy to hate each other, to be enemies. Unfortunately, the Force has other plans.

"And while I live, I will follow you. Will you follow me? All the days and nights that we know will be, I will stay with you. Will you stay with me? Just one single tear in each passing year"- Vapor ft Adaline. True Love; The person who you catch yourself falling in love with every day, over and over again, come hail, rain or shine...Exploring all of Newtina's 'First Times'

If there was one thing Rey couldn't do, it was turn her back on her friends when they needed her, even if that meant sacrificing her own freedom. Most would call such compassion a selfless strength, while others would see it as a foolish weakness. Unfortunately for her, Kylo Ren considers it an opportunity to be exploited. Post-TLJ. Full-Throttle-Reylo.

AU. What if Anakin and Obi-Wan's positions had been reversed on Mustafar? After 4-year-old Luke is taken by slavers, Vader begins to dream of a blonde, blue-eyed boy. His long search leads him to Tatooine, where he feels a strong disturbance in the Force. Rage, hate, & a desperate plea for help. There he finds a 7-year-old slave boy, his son. Not dead as one led him to believe.

A brief and rushed history of Hermione and Severus, over the Hogwarts years, and how they came to be a couple.

After the Force reveals to the Sith Lord Darth Vader that his enemy Princess Leia of Alderaan is his daughter and is being held as a slave to Jabba the Hutt he sets off to set her free. Now Leia finds herself in her nemesis/father's hands.

Hermione faces loss even after the Dark Lord was defeated. With a Marriage Law imposed on top of everything else, it is hard to cope in a backwards world where everything is taken from you.

Ever wonder how the main characters of Star Wars would react if they watched their own movies? How would the world change? Well, now you can find out. Reviews with suggestions are welcome.

Kylopold Benedict Soloren of the First Order is being wed to Irene "Rey" of the Sands of Jakku. Wedding went well. The girl doesn't seem enthousiastic, but he is. She's his wife now. And they will get to know each other. Loss of virginity is not too often a smut fest... it might actually be painful. But they'll have many nights to learn love, passion and pleasure.

A series of oneshots about our main character's life as wizards (or muggle ! ). The main pairing is Newtina.

When Hogwarts holds a Valentine's Day fair, Headmaster Dumbledore requests one of his professors to man a kissing booth. Said professor's spouse is not too enamoured with the idea. Completely AU, Post-Hogwarts, EWE?

The war is over and the world struggles to put the shattered pieces of their lives back together. Meanwhile, Snape and Hermione have a chance encounter with a former supporter of Voldemort that leaves them magically bonded to each other. Now, they have to learn how to work together to overcome their predicament and deal with their battle scars. — SS/HG

Oneshot. It is 1933. It has been about five years since Queenie made the decision to join Grindelwald. She now has a son named Benjamin, Benji for short, who is four-and-a-half years old. She struggles to deal with the clingy child and complete her missions at the same time. Benji hates when she leaves him and does everything in his power to stop her.

Eight years after its formation the Empire fell, and the New Republic was set up in its place, with Bail Organa as the Chancellor. Emperor Palpatine died as the Republic fell, but Darth Vader, fully recognizable as Anakin Skywalker, disappeared in the chaos. Padme Amidala serves as Vice-Chancellor, her twins' father thought to be a Clone Wars mercenary who died in the wars...

Newt's gaze is averted politely when she looks up, his jaw flexing as his fingers crawl along the seams of his waistcoat. She recognizes the nervous gesture as his way of containing some great emotion, and she takes a deep breath before reaching for him, stilling his restless hand by dint of taking it within her own. / Newt, Tina, a freshly-baked baby, and an overdue conversation.

Nora snuggles more firmly in the pillows, clutching her stuffed Niffler. "But it's my favorite!" The leading edge of a whine fills her voice, and Newt frowns playfully at his daughter until she giggles, temporary irritation forgotten. / Newt bonds with his child before greeting his wife, who has some happy (and unexpected!) news to share. Sequel to "(I Could Just) Fade Into You."

"Just don't drown," she says softly and follows him with her eyes when he summons a pair of pajamas before limping into the bathroom. / Newt takes a beating, and Tina is tasked with healing him.

Star Wars: AU Arabian desert setting. Kylo Ren/Rey One shot. Kylo Ren is a desert marauder while Rey is a spoil of a village raid.

Tina is trying to give her son a bath but he refuses, Newt comes up with a plan to trick him into wanting to take a bath. Family fluff.

Newt overhears what Tina's colleagues think about their couple : He wants his wife to know how much she means to him. /OS/

AU in which Luke grows up as the Prince of Alderaan and Bail and Breha Organa's son. When Luke is sixteen Bail becomes too outspoken against the Emperor, who sends Lord Vader to take the young Prince as a hostage and cow his father into submission. Luke is held captive aboard Vader's ship, being the pawn in this power play, until they both realize a thing or two...

This is the story of how two people crossed the boundaries between them, experiencing true friendship, emotions and eventually love.

"I'm nobody's mother," Tina corrects him, smirking when he whirls around to face her with wide eyes. "At least, not yet." / Newt, Tina, the book launch and everything that comes after.

"We don't want you to be lonely," Tina smoothly interjects, folding her hands in her lap. "That's all, Queenie." "Well, it's annoying," Queenie says grumpily, rubbing tight circles into her temples. / Newt and Tina are pining (loudly!) in their thoughts; Queenie decides to take matters into her own hands...

"You shouldn't joke about things like that," Tina says slowly, threading a blade of grass through her fingers to avoid looking into his eyes. "It might...hurt people. People you don't necessarily want to hurt." She hears Newt's sharp intake of breath, the rustle of fabric when he rolls to face her before gently reaching for her hand. "Who says I'm joking?" he asks quietly.

Told from Severus's point of view: how he came to be Headmaster again, how Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts and his life, and how they overcome past perceptions to start fresh. With a little help from the castle, of course. I started this story months ago, but now writer's block. Help feed the muse with reviews please:)

A pirate AU featuring Astrid and Hiccup

Hermione Grang–er, Snape–is up to something. Severus notices his Ministry-Approved wife's unusual behavior and can't put a finger on what she's trying to do. When he realizes… well, he decides he'll just have to return the favor. A fluffy little six chapter fic featuring SS/HG. EWE, obvs, and NCC in many ways. Post Marriage Law. Possibly OOC. T for touching.

When Newt is up late working again, working himself to the brink of exhaustion, Tina finally snaps and confronts him. But after a brief argument, their anger doesn't last long. Bit of angst and heavily implied smut. Newtina, of course.

Newt stares at her blankly before hiding his face in his hands. "I'm never leaving this bedroom," he laments with a groan. / Queenie knows she's close to home when Tina's cool-toned essence begin to color her thoughts. She smiles to herself as she realizes that Tina's navy is interspersed with a familiar, bronze-accented azure.

COMPLETE. Reylo fanfic set after The Last Jedi. General Hux captures Rey and installs her in Kylo Ren's bedroom to help his new Supreme Leader work through his infatuation. Things don't go according to plan.

A story from the point of view from a man who couldn't resist temptation and the lengths he went to get what was his. Eventual SS/HG Dub-Con. Kinda HEA.

After finding out Darth Vader is his father, Luke must learn to live in the world of imperials, the sith, and his new found family. But with Vader off on missions to defeat the rebels, will he be able to keep Luke's fragile trust?

When Owen and Beru Lars took their young nephew to Mos Espa things go terribly wrong and Luke ends up in the mercy of the empire. Will Obi Wan get to him in time? Or will Luke's father come to claim him first?

Rey, a witty scavenger, makes a living from stealing for others at a price. However, when a job requires her to board the most dangerous pirate ship and steal from the one called, "Pirate Ren", she learns what it means to risk it all. [WARNING: Rated M for dark tones and sexual content]

Sometimes, Astrid just needs to let it all go, and there is nobody but Hiccup she can trust to take her there. Hiccstrid Domcup one shot. Contains light BDSM and D/s play.

Sweat was pouring down her face in tiny rivers. She didn't have the time to wipe it away. He wasn't holding back this time, and she was barely breaking even with him.

For some terribly misguided reason, Rey had thought that it would be a fun idea to tease Kylo, her secret lover. Surely, if they were in a public place, he would be able to control himself? That means that he's going to have to be on his very best behavior, right? Right?

The happiest day of Newt's life is the day he becomes a father.

At a little past three in the morning, a thoroughly inebriated scavenger stumbled into her cheap hotel room on Coruscant and passed out.. An unidentifiable amount of time later she woke up with a raging headache and the very last person she ever wanted to see waiting over her.

Hermione is having dirty daydreams during Potions. Snape gives her a detention and makes her write an essay on why she was so distracted. Anal, oral and punishment. SS/HG (fourth adventure of Challenge Accepted, Take Control and Past Encounters)

In which the niffler escapes yet again. He has his eyes set on a house cat's shiny collar, and the cat is having none of it. Meanwhile, the cat's elderly, half-blind owner mistakes him for a stray cat and attempts to take him in. It's up to Newt to rescue him.Drabble.

Newt Scamander is many things: Magizoologist, fledgling author, a war veteran, lover of creatures both fluffy and spiny, but beneath all that, he is simply a man. A human man, possessing all the foibles of human weakness, and very much a worshiper of the female form.

Prince Kylo, heir of the northern Elven kingdom is tired of war, and plans to end it by taking the Princess of the opposing kingdom as his bond-mate. Elves vs Humans!AU

Working title: Newt Notes.

(That still turned out okay) As always, the Niffler is on a quest to find shiny objects. Sometimes though, his search doesn't go so well.

A collection of shorts. Ch.1: Eye contact (Newt lacks it). Ch.2: Dancing (Newt is proficient at more than just mating dances). Ch.3: Fear (In which Tina encounters a boggart.)

If past encounters had taught Hermione anything, it was that she was irresistible to her potions Professor. (Third adventure of Challenge Accepted and Take Control)

Ben is a noblemen, Rey is a servant disguised as a man. Elizabethan!AU

Kylo is the Mayan God Camazotz, Rey is an indentured servant to the conquistador Unkar Plutt. She is captured and offered as a virgin sacrifice. Mesoamerican God!AU

Rey wanders into an old, abandoned castle to escape a blizzard. Warlock!AU

Funny little one shot. Harry and Ron find a record of detention lines in Filch's office and Hermione really wishes they hadn't.

Hermione finds herself bound in chain in Severus' secret room. (Second adventure of Challenge Accepted)

Hermione can't sleep with Severus Snape playing on her mind so she wanders the halls to find that the professor cannot sleep too... (first adventure of a series of one-shot sexiness. Check out my profile)

"No, Gaila. I am not, absolutely not going to walk into Commander Spock's office and suggest that we pretend to date for an entire summer. I mean, we… I… he's not… I couldn't even spend that much time with him, nor would I want to. He's so… he's just really… I have professional mores, Gaila. Standards of conduct that this… just, no. No. No, thank you for the idea, but no."

Severus finds Hermione in an unexpected place, but shh, mum's the word. One-shot.

Sometimes curbing the beast requires something positively medieval

When Lucius orders Dobby to feed his rat-eating plant, Dobby feeds it the steaks meant for the Malfoys' supper. But what will he feed Lucius and Narcissa? Comedy. COMPLETE oneshot.

Hermione is being chased by Death Eaters and ducks into a most unusual place to hide, completely shocking our favorite Potions professor! Answer to a challenge I found and thought extremely amusing. Danger, fluffy fun, romance, lemons and a happy ending!

Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!

Snape is asked to be the godfather of a child and Hermione plays a vital part. Takes place after book 7, but with some important changes.

An ancient spell, sealed with a kiss, leads to consequences both expected and unexpected. When truths are revealed, lives will be irrevocably changed, and two people will learn that a legacy is more than something left behind. SS/HG.

Luke, Vader and Palpatine attend a Dark Lords meeting at the Riddle House. Includes Voldemort and Lucius. Funny oneshot with Harry Potter.