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 Sup im a person in the world and i like music its like my top favorite thing besides God some of my fav artists are linkin park, green day, newsboys, skillet, and red. then there are alot of bands that i only like about a song or two from them here are some of my favs... Color:Black, Red, and White Hobbies:Singing, Skateboarding, Listening to music, Playing guitar, and Hanging with mah friends Artists:they are at the top Genres: Rock, Metal, Pop, and Christian Gender: Male Age: why do you want to know? Real name: "Oh whats in a name? it is neither hand nor foot nor any other part belonging to man."-Romeo and Juliet Location: Ok, well, you see, I don't really want to be stalked. I mean its not on the top of my to-do list as of now so... Personality: Happy (most of the time. The slightest thing can send me on an ongoing rage that makes me want to hit everything in sight. Yeah. Don't get in a fight with me.) and outgoing yet kinda lazy. I'm... how do you say... different (but its easier to say weird). but i prefer to think of myself as misunderstood. Favorite book: The Lost Hero Favorite book series: Alex Rider, and all the Greek Rick Riordan Books Favorite foods: Fries Favorite ice cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough (out of randomness) Favorite Subject: Math (just cause I'm good at it) um... what now... hmmm. oo! i no! Favorite... no. that's not a good idea. hmmm... Favorite Sport: Football Favorite Website: Youtube You know, I'm starting to wonder if anyone cares about my life enough to read this far Favorite random saying:Are you for chapstick!?!?! play off of my sisters r u for cereal?!?!?! but im obsessed with chapstick tho i rarely use it... Another Fun Fact: The cotton mouth and the water moccasin are the same snake. Its just two names Hmmm, what to babble endlessly about now… YAY!!! THE EXCRUCIATINGLY MEDIUM LENGTH COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE SECTION THINGY!!!! (I'll add more stuff later, when I find some) If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Favorites color: Blood red, Black Food: Fries candy: tons band or singer: Chester Bennington singer of linkin park holiday: Christmas month: September season:SUMMER day of the week: Saturday (I get to sleep in) store: Walmart (They have like everything :D) restaurant: tons 1 is Zaxbys sport: Football animal: Penguin flower: Lotus Have you ever... danced in the rain: yes... tripped and had an embarassing fall: totally!! smoked: Heck no! AND I NEVER WILL! got drunk: NO AND I NEVER WILL! done drugs: NO AND I NEVER WILL! gone skinny-dipping: no been in a car accident: yes... been in love: yes met the president: wait why the heck do i wanna meet obama he fails! met a celebrity: yes cried over a movie: 1 tear fell out ok! shoplifted: no but i freak out when i go through the scanner thingy laughed so hard you cried: yes and then my sides hurt like krap cried for no reason at all: well im not sure This or That pepsi or coke: coke but i like mountain dew and thats pepsi so aghhh ! mcdonalds or burger king: mcdonalds chocolate or vanilla: chocolate tv or movies: movies colored pencils or markers: colored pencils (they're neater and don't bleed through to the other side) sun or moon: moon day or night: day long sleeve or short sleeve: short sleeve n'sync or backstreet boys: backstreet boys burgers or hot dogs: burgers rock or rap: rock aim or phone: phone comedy or thriller: Both waffles or pancakes: pancakes peanut butter or jelly: peanut butter Team Edward or Jacob? - Jacob but i dont watch the series soooo Vampire or Werewolf? - Werewolf Live forever with the one you love even though its not safe for them, or leave them thinking its for the better? - Live forever with the one you love even though its not safe for them Favorite Twilight character? - Jacob Least favorite Twilight character? - Bella. edward twitch i love twitch you twitch lolz Favorite couple? - me and my GF Would you rather have super strength, super speed, or read minds? - SPEED Do you like romance or action better? - action Favorite line or passage from the books? - Why wont this d4mn ATV start up ?! Amanda Starman's Interview: Copy and paste this to your profile. Erase my answers and write yours. What is your favorite food? Fries is this the third time? What is your least favorite food? Okra *starts to shiver* What is your favorite movie? I haven't seen enough to know What is your least favorite movie? no idea. there's a lot. What is your favorite book series? Scroll up a bit What is your least favorite book series? well there are books i dont like but not from a series soooo... What is your favorite book that is not in a series? uhh i usually read books there are in a series and if i do i usually dont like em What is your least favorite book that is not in a series? oh. wow. Thats a lot. Hmm... ISLAND OF THE BLUE DOLPHINS! ITS HORRIBLE AND POINTLESS! Who is your favorite FanFiction author? (besides yourself, of course.) Sacred Shadow and Catriona the hedgehog (shes my sis) What is your favorite FanFiction story? (besides yours of course.) i forgot the name Who's your favorite character out of all your favorite books? Your Mom Sign your Fanfiction pen name. Do not erase other pen names. 1. Amanda Starman 2. Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410 3.vampirewithasecret Catriona The Hedgehog 4. Chapstickin L0LM4ND3R Lastly, add comments! Do not erase other people's comments. Please do not use profanity. 1. Amanda Starman- I made this interview. I hope you like it! 2.Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410-This was pretty cool! 3. vampirewithasecret- That blew some time 4. Catriona The Hedgehog-cool. i guess 5. Chapstickin L0LM4ND3R -_- It made me less bored I'm the kind of person who would burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence at something that happened last year.If you are like me in that way copy and paste this on your profile That actually happens to me a lot. A few months ago,in the middle of math,I just starting laughing so hard, my teacher started laughing!I was thinking about last year in the middle of class, this dude blurted out ,"The ketchup in the cafeteria smells weird." everyone started cracking up,including my teacher!She was actually one of the best teachers I've ever had.You had to be there,I guess.Copy and paste this on your profile if something like this ever happened to you and add your name to the list:Lacey-The-Invisible_Ninja2410-vampirewithaceret If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm( mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur,Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja2410, vampirewithascret ████ You say prep - I say goth ████ You say pink - I say black ████ you say Jesse McCartney - I say DIE!!! ████ You say Paris Hilton - I say what the heck? ████ You say Pop - I say Rock ████ You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park ████ you say im weird - I say I'm different If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought 96 of teens wont stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4 who will. If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile. Think of it this way! The earth is the size of a golfball compared to the rest of the universe! And god chose the golfball! 97 of you wont repost this: If you believe in GOD the FATHER, GOD the SON and GOD the HOLY GHOST, put this in your profile! So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE † Christianity is NOT Just A Religion † At least 15 people in this world The only reason anyone would ever hate you A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you You mean the world to someone. You are special and unique. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, When you think the world has turned its back on you Always remember the compliments you received. I would rather have one rose and a kind word Happiness keeps You Sweet, Copy and paste this into your profile I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, signature, or whatever, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Tepig ( Chapstick ) Sad I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now Im lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, Im sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, one message: dont drink and drive! A fraction of a second I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunken man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." NEW School Prayer: Now I sit me down is school If you aren't ashamed to do this, If you are so random that the people around you are banging their heads up against the wall, paste this in your profile. If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone visits/sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile. 99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5. If you support our troops, copy and paste this in your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If when life gives you lemons, you make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it, copy and paste this in your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. READ THIS: You know you're in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 98% of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like beef jerky, copy and paste this into your profile. And now, a couple little pieces of wisdom: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. "And then Buffy staked Edward. the end." "Facebook friends are all well and good, but I doubt any of them will come to your funeral. If they do it will just be to poke you." "Automatic doors make me feel like a jedi." "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "Come to the dark side. We have cookies." "Welcome to the dark side. Are you suprised we lied about having cookies?" "I stopped fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now." "Pigfarts is on Mars" "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" "Supermegaawesomefoxyhot" "Rumbleroar is the headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion who can talk." "Did your turban just sneeze?" "I'LL EAT YOUR PILLOW! You'll be having a dream that you're eating a giant marshmellow and you'll wake up and your favorite goosefeather pillow will be missing!" "We crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten, but than the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. Well that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me." "Harry potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone else on the planet." "I believe everything has its place, Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their and so do your dirty clothes! Namely a dresser!" "My name is Draco Malfoy, I'm a racist, I detest Mudbloods AND gingers, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?" "That's absurd." "You're absurd." "What?! Say that again to my face!" "You're absurd." "That's absurd!" AND MORE COPY & PASTE STUFF YAY!!! If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. If you’ve ever run into a glass door that was closed, without knowing it was closed you are normal. If you’ve ever run into a glass door knowing that it was closed, you’re abnormal. I’m abnormal. If you’re like me, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you’re like me, copy and paste this in your profile. 98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Metroid-is-cool, The All Real Numbers Symbol,SpaceCruiserStarr7833,Music-Luver94, Bloodra, D.C. 155, Catriona The Hedgehog, R34LISTIC L0LM4ND3R (chapstick ) A messege to those who are not suffering from peer pressure: Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx , MJLS, Little Hobbit, knuckles13, Xtrasupershadowgirl, LovelyBubbles07, Bloodra, Catriona The Hedgehog, R34LISTIC L0LM4ND3R ( chapstick ) If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 1 percent of the people on this site actually LIKE those b-- Flame Rising and Wingless Rain (ESPECIALLY Flame Rising) if youre one of the 99 percent that dont like one or either of them, me included, copy this and paste it into your profile at once 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever done something without even realizing it until you've done it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have used a word over and over again so much that you may consider using it as your catchphrase, copy and paste this to your profile. Sometimes you sit in your/a room and stare at something for at least an hour and then you snap out of your trance and decide to do something, if this is true then copy and pase this to your profile. If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that your are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. you think Colorado's driver's license age requirement (18) sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit/kicked/etc. by a girl smaller than you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ (((((True love))))) -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. You say Miley Cyrus i say Linkin Park You say Brittany Spears i say Breaking Benjamin you say Kesha i say Rise Against You say Justin Bieber i say DIE!!! too many teens are turning to pop listen to rock and Keep Rock and Roll alive! copy and paste if u love rock! I LOVE MY Dad! THIS FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE FATHERS OF THE WORLD 'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(but you get used to it.) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile. A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! (it didnt work lol) Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it. My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late.. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: Silence is golden but ductape is silver 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile What A Boyfriend Should Do: When she walks away mad... Follow her. When she stares at your mouth... Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you... Grab her and don't let go. When she's quiet... Ask her what's wrong. When she ignores you... Give her you FULL attention. When she pulls away... Pull her back. When you see her at her worse... Tell her she is beautiful. When you see her start to cry... Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking... Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared... Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder... Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat... Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night. When she teases you... Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer you for a long time... Reasure her that everything is alright. When she looks at you with doubt.. Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you... She really does...more than you understand. When she grabs at your hand... Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumbs into you.. Bump her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret... Keep it safe and untold. When she looks into your eyes... Don't look away until she does. When she misses you... She's hurting inside. When you break her heart... The pain NEVER really goes away. When she says 'it's over'... She still wants you to be hers. When she re-posts this bullentin... She WANTS you to read it. Stay on the phone with her... Even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad... Hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she okay... Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know... she will remember you. Call her at 12:00... Just to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and... after you wake up. Treat her like... she's ALL that matters to you. Tease her... and let her tease you back. Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her... even if you think it is stupid. Give her the world... and let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and alone... Hang out with her. Let her know how important she is to you... and kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is... "Who's ass am I kicking, babe?" If you post this in the next four minutes... The one you love will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text You there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for The Percy Jackson pledge: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' That's all I've got for copy and paste this to your profile thingys. I'll add more sometime later. |
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