Dude! This is My Profile! (Theme Music Plays)

Sex: No thanks, I'm only 12.

Dislikes: PARENTAL CONTROL LOCKS (curse you!), AIM instant messenger, People who write one-line stories just to be stupid, Pop-Ups about winning Ipods, Pop-Ups about winning PSPs, Pop-Ups about how to prevent all these damned Pop-Ups...Basically, everything about the internet except for this site and DSL.

Likes: DSL (NO MORE PARENTAL LOCKS!), this site

Fave Shows: Foster's Home, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob, Family Guy, Sealab 2021

Fave Bands: Don't get me started! REM, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Beatles, The Monkees, The Shaggs...

Greatest quotes from Yours Truly:

I'm falling off a cliff! Wheeeeee-I mean, AAAAAARRRGGH!

(After smashing headfirst into one of the mirrors in the hall of mirrors) I meant to do that.

We're all on the same boat here...a sinking one.

You stepped on my toe! Why can't you just put me out of my misery and kill me now?

Sister's quotes:

(During 'Steven King's It', whenever the
actor who played John Boy on the Waltons would appear) JOHN BOY! JOHN
BOY! LOOK, IT'S JOHN BOY! JOHN BOY! JOHN BOY!

(After someone does something stupid) Genius Time!