Michelle Mystery here! Hello, my lovely, evil little minions! Now's the time for us to rise and destroy those who wish to challenge our greatness! They shall fall beneath our fury as we take up our weapons, take off our clothes and wear the belts around our bare waists that we refused to the higher powers of the government! Muah ha ha ha!!! *Someone walks up to me and whispers something to me* Huh? Really? *whisper-whisper* Oh... This isn't E.V.I.L? *Whisper* Oooooh... *stares at the screen with a blank look* Huh.. well then, shall I start again?

Hiya, hiya, hiya! My name is Michelle Mystery! I loves everyone and loves fanfictions (Mainly, teh dirty ones =3)! And I love writing! Love is the most important thing in my eyes! So enjoy my adventure/romance stories because there will be more than one, I promise!